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sickrabbit
09-08-05, 10:12 PM
For all those would be jamie olivers and single men ,or even those who like to munchie-try this simple delish.... An indian woman my wife works with told her to cook me this as a snack - and it smashin.
Marmite on toast covered with mushrooms ...( off to the grill for another helping ) :D .

ANDYRACER
10-08-05, 04:28 PM
Dont like marmite or mushrooms so ill pass, but ill have some toast with butter melted on :D

Philsutton
10-08-05, 07:37 PM
^^ your not true man then are you lol

Stuart
10-08-05, 07:58 PM
hes not even gone through puberty lol

Mike.
10-08-05, 08:00 PM
Dont like marmite or mushrooms so ill pass, but ill have some toast with butter melted on :D

i draw the line at mushrooms, i hate them, marmites ok though, you either love it or hate it :wink: :lol:

sickrabbit
10-08-05, 08:22 PM
Marmites strange - you really do either love or hate it ...
When the mrs told me of this toasted concoction , I didnt really pay any attention till I got it for a snack . Its nice.
As for puberty , that torrid time of hormones and sexual tension , I,d love another bash at it ...there were 2 instances when I ran like paula radcliffe on speed from a certain young lady and the opertunatey at a mates house. I,d now go at it like a dog does a hot bag of chips .....- now theres a delicasy.... :!: specially with salad cream

J4MES
10-08-05, 11:05 PM
sickrabbit mate you talk some entertaining sh*te il give you that...lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ade
10-08-05, 11:57 PM
I'll eat my own sh1te before I eat marmite

That stuffs distilled from the anus cheecks of Satan himself!

:x

With mushrooms...were they magic ones! You'd need to be tripping to eat that stuff!

You wanna go to OZ and try VeggieMite - thats even weirder!

:?

sickrabbit
11-08-05, 11:50 AM
Food in itself can be either a pleasant or horrid affair ...most of the novaloaders I,ll wager love bacon sarnies ( I used to, till I became a veggie - worked in a slaughter house ) but I,ll never forget the time I watched my late grandfather devour pigs trotters- those lovely sarnies with brown sauce never seemed the same again.....then there was jellied eels..... :?

One thing Id like to know is this , I,ve heard people talking of strange dishes , which have cauesd me some confusion ....what is a mutton dagger , or pork sword - then theres the beef curtains , fur burger , hairy clam , and the delightful sounding chocolate starfish ...?? I do fear much consumption of these dishes may cause fatness , probably moreso of the fairer sex .

Dpnova
11-08-05, 11:53 AM
marmite and philadelphia (sp) is LOVLY!

sickrabbit
11-08-05, 12:25 PM
hmmmm ..may have to give it a go , that would be plain philly wouldnt it , ?? marmite n philly with chives is enough to make me want to support chelsea...

Philsutton
11-08-05, 12:26 PM
were you dropped on your head as a babie numberous times?

sickrabbit
11-08-05, 12:30 PM
no . I,m not of this earth i came to being fully articulated in a pure beam of light one lovely october morning...

either that or I was shot into space ( via a bout one handed kojak wrestling ) by my father and then hatched on the radiator...


but I still dont like chelsea.

Philsutton
11-08-05, 12:32 PM
you are clearly the resukl of inbreeding between aliens

sickrabbit
11-08-05, 12:39 PM
Indeed mate . intergalactic inbreeding .Probably e.t and chewbacca ( Hans lost interest after boning the jedis sister - and ewoks have terrible flattuence ) Could be worse tho , just think of doing pat butcher up the wrong un ...( is there a right un ) ...thats enough to make you want to live on the moon !!

Its gettin chilly in here , I must put on my white jacket now , - I do love all the buckles and straps that adorn this snazzy little number .

Jack
11-08-05, 12:47 PM
Could be worse tho , just think of doing pat butcher up the wrong un
I believe Epo has stated previously that he would still hit it :lol:

Dpnova
11-08-05, 12:50 PM
http://www21.thny.bbc.co.uk/entertainment/images/041205pmmainpromo_3a.jpg

I magine your man milk dripping from that chin ! :roll:

sickrabbit
11-08-05, 01:41 PM
For those with a truley perverse nature , she,d probably have man fat drippingfrom her chin due to felching.
If you dont know the meaning of the word - trust me DONT ASK.

Philsutton
13-08-05, 04:01 PM
thats just wrong, very wrong lol