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Anonymous
07-08-01, 05:17 PM
who thinks that:

1. She should be shot.
2. Stop presenting about 20 programs a night on different channels.
3. Stop pulling her tight pants over her 'under the stomach, just above the fadge' bulge and wear summit more respectable for her age.

what does everyone think...and she's not my mum so u can diss her all u like, even though i've done a pretty good job myself...:p

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Anonymous
07-08-01, 07:26 PM
She shouldn't be shot...
If she was killed we would have to face countdown with just richard whitely trying to add it up...
dear oh dear

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Anonymous
07-08-01, 07:42 PM
er also

Would you?? ;) lol

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Anonymous
07-08-01, 11:41 PM
She changed a bit once she "became famous" don't you think. There she was, this boring square lass off countdown, then she turned into this "must be on every show on the tv" celebrity.

BTW...I would ;)

Anonymous
08-08-01, 12:12 AM
yep, mee too :D

B-) I'm a little Yellow Fish in the Deep Blue Sea B-)

Anonymous
08-08-01, 10:36 AM
cambridge...your sick mate

wouldn't you be poking her thinking..."hmmmm...this is like poking a mum..."

lol

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Anonymous
08-08-01, 11:21 AM
poking a nun?

yes pls

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Anonymous
08-08-01, 11:29 AM
I would as well, there is somthing about her that appeals to me, don't ask what but there is something. Like Anne Robinson..........NOT
But Carol is worth it.

Ease Yourself Back Into Conciousness !!!!!
:D

Anonymous
08-08-01, 11:42 AM
u reckon richard from countdown has had his fingers down there?

I'll have a "W" "A" "N" "K" please carol. lol

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Anonymous
08-08-01, 11:45 AM
I bet she's a right dirty bitch in bed :D

(oops, speaking aloud again lol)

Anonymous
08-08-01, 11:53 AM
shouting long words at the top of her voice. lol

connn--stann--tee--nople

lol

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Anonymous
08-08-01, 07:17 PM
ohhhh the square root of 3446873246973 is such a turn on

LOL

i would too :D just wanted to know i wasnt the only dodgy one about

Ohh Ahhhh
Ger Orf Moy LAAANNNDDD

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Anonymous
08-08-01, 07:27 PM
yeah but to be honest... if you was offered all that work with that sort of money of course you would go for it.... but yes she is an annoying bitch that wants the slap of her life :D

PS Ged... dont ya find crisps taste better than crisps?

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Anonymous
08-08-01, 11:56 PM
I'd give her a good slapping.....ooo, kinky :D




lol

Anonymous
09-08-01, 09:36 AM
NovaKing..crisps do taste as good as crisps...but no where near the taste of good old crisps...

understand :-/

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Anonymous
09-08-01, 03:55 PM
"puzzled"
:-/

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Anonymous
09-08-01, 04:31 PM
lmao...u obviouslyhaven't seen that particular version of the monkey adverts ;)

only dedicated monkey lovers will understand...:p lol

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Anonymous
09-08-01, 11:12 PM
I thought he said ever noticed how "crisp bits" taste better than "crips"...don't he?
:-/

Anonymous
09-08-01, 11:53 PM
Crisp Dust I thought?

Fucked up anyway :D

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Anonymous
10-08-01, 10:19 AM
lmao

i've been corrected by 'non monkey' fans :O i am ashamed of myself..i should know exactly what he says...

i will give myself 30 lashes and send myslef to my room without pudding...lmao :p

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Anonymous
11-08-01, 04:23 AM
good nite

Anonymous
11-08-01, 11:25 AM
"thats all i needed to know"

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Anonymous
13-08-01, 12:55 PM
"HAND ERROR!"

quality!

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Anonymous
13-08-01, 01:37 PM
lol@ged....how dare you call your self a monkey fan....I don't know....had to be corrected by us eh! lol ;)

Hand error....hehehe....don't you just love the Monkey!