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sickrabbit
08-08-05, 08:46 AM
Yesterday we had the family over , lunch , n tea like to celebrate the sisters in laws birthday . It was quite pleasant and a few tins and bottles aided the affair . Mrs Rabbit , at tea time decided to pop a pizza in the oven ( I,m a pig for em ) and although we normally only ever get take outs ( home oven ones just dont cut it ) we,d been advised to try a Chigargo town one . It wasnt too bad , just a plain cheese one , so wifey scattered a few red and green jalepeano peppers all over it and a few mushrooms ect , then popped it back into the oven. I fear it is my civic duty to warn all others of the fearsome power those bloomin jalepeanos pocess. Nice when eaten - hot as hell , but this morning after visiting the reading room , I fear I now have a dragons nostril for a rusty sherrifs badge . :cry:

Jack
08-08-05, 09:37 AM
"Dear Novaload,

This morning, I had a real bad case of the sh*ts" :lol:

boredbloke
08-08-05, 12:01 PM
"Dear Novaload,

This morning, I had a real bad case of the sh*ts" :lol:

yeah i've noticed he does seem to rabbit on abit!

get to the point woman!

General Baxter
08-08-05, 01:19 PM
get to the point woman!

so so so true, i found that this is the best think i have read all month :lol:

sickrabbit
08-08-05, 01:46 PM
RIGHT. I went on a bit . Seems to be as popular as a ginger stepchild then........












Taxi for rabbit.

ANDYRACER
08-08-05, 03:38 PM
I find it funny reading what rabbit writes it beats just reading some boring old dribble. Keep goin mate :+:

sickrabbit
08-08-05, 05:14 PM
Cheers pal .

And to those who havent taken in the warning of the firey jalepeano -

may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your a***holes - lol ......

just as ken dood said - we all need a little of happiness.

Mike.
08-08-05, 05:52 PM
I find it funny reading what rabbit writes it beats just reading some boring old dribble. Keep goin mate :+:

its is boring old dribble :lol:

sickrabbit
08-08-05, 07:07 PM
Then post something thats not.

STE Novavanman
08-08-05, 07:14 PM
i love those peppers and chillis and then chilli sauce and alll hot things they dont do nothing to me

Im invincible

sickrabbit
08-08-05, 07:46 PM
Blimey ! :o

STE Novavanman
08-08-05, 07:53 PM
one back splash from the chilli sauce and it will blind you

scott.parker
08-08-05, 09:01 PM
And to those who havent taken in the warning of the firey jalepeano

Aww not them fuckers :o :? :?

I have had the missfortune of getting very pissed up and eating a pizza with them on, :roll: and the whent to work the next day,yes still well over the limit but we do thes things he,anyway i was there for a few hrs felt fine,thought hu feel really good considering the amount i drank,then brake time came around 10.30am and i had my sandwiches and chrisps,and back to work affter,1hr on i start feeling iffy,so go to the bog! i get the shits from a combo of beer and iffy pizza,its really loose i mean watery,and fuck i wiped my arse next thing i know it feels like its being BURNT and rubed with sandpaper all up in my ring!!

Now to top it off i go to go back to my bench(im a joiner) and then i feel sick due to my hangover kicking in and the bad smell,the dam things BURN evern wose in your througt on the way back up,my mouth lips the lot felt alight.....

Stay clear of thes fuckers,unless you can stop from having ther shits or spueing.. :lol:

Scott

boredbloke
09-08-05, 08:41 AM
And to those who havent taken in the warning of the firey jalepeano

Aww not them f**k :o :? :?

I have had the missfortune of getting very p**s up and eating a pizza with them on, :roll: and the whent to work the next day,yes still well over the limit but we do thes things he,anyway i was there for a few hrs felt fine,thought hu feel really good considering the amount i drank,then brake time came around 10.30am and i had my sandwiches and chrisps,and back to work affter,1hr on i start feeling iffy,so go to the bog! i get the s**t from a combo of beer and iffy pizza,its really loose i mean watery,and f**k i wiped my a*** next thing i know it feels like its being BURNT and rubed with sandpaper all up in my ring!!

Now to top it off i go to go back to my bench(im a joiner) and then i feel sick due to my hangover kicking in and the bad smell,the dam things BURN evern wose in your througt on the way back up,my mouth lips the lot felt alight.....

Stay clear of thes f**k,unless you can stop from having ther s**t or spueing.. :lol:

Scott


PMSL!!!!!!!

I quite like jalepeano's grapes do more damage to me....