General Baxter
01-08-05, 05:46 PM
nicked from my local site :oops:
Two Arab mothers are sitting in a cafe shop in Baghdad, chatting; over
a pint of warm goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out
and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old."
"Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully.
"He's a martyr now though" his mum confides "a suicide bomber."
"Oh, so sad dear" says the other.
"And this is my second son Khalid. He's 21."
"Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born." "He's a martyr too" says mum quietly. "a car bomber." "Oh gracious me", says the other.
"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed." He's 18", she>whispers.
"Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he
first started school."
"He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her >eyes.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks
wistfully at the photographs and says..."They blow up so fast, don't
they?"................
Two scuicide bombers in a campin store their both lookin at rucksacks when one turns to the other and says "does my bomb look big in this?"
Two Arab mothers are sitting in a cafe shop in Baghdad, chatting; over
a pint of warm goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out
and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old."
"Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully.
"He's a martyr now though" his mum confides "a suicide bomber."
"Oh, so sad dear" says the other.
"And this is my second son Khalid. He's 21."
"Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born." "He's a martyr too" says mum quietly. "a car bomber." "Oh gracious me", says the other.
"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed." He's 18", she>whispers.
"Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he
first started school."
"He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her >eyes.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks
wistfully at the photographs and says..."They blow up so fast, don't
they?"................
Two scuicide bombers in a campin store their both lookin at rucksacks when one turns to the other and says "does my bomb look big in this?"