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ade
31-07-05, 11:44 PM
This is driving me up the wall!

I heard the following joke the other day but cant for the life of me think where!!! :evil:

doing my feckin head in. Was this weekend so it might be from Kill Bill (1&2 - v good) - or wedding crashers (not as good as painful as meet the parents but feckin funny).

Anyway -

Boy asks his mother - "Mom - is god a man or a woman?"
Mom says - "son, god is both a man and a woman"
Boy says - "so, is god a gay or a lesbian then?"
The mom - now worried a little says -"son god is both gay and lesbian"
The son - now worried about religion says "so mom, is god back or white"
Mom says "son, god is black and god is also white"

To which the son replies - "Ah - I see! So god is Michael Jackson!"

:lol:

SO - where the feck did I hear/see that!!!

PLEASE help me relive my weekend (god I hate beer and sugar rushes!)

:lol:
ANDYRACER
31-07-05, 11:50 PM
I read it the other day i think it was on here a few days ago.
Jim
01-08-05, 08:32 AM
Oh dear, Alzheimer?s kicking in eh Ade? ;)

Jim
Jack
01-08-05, 08:45 AM
lmfao yeah it was on here :lol:
Marc
01-08-05, 07:30 PM
should be in top 10 posts cause just read it and it was shit lol
ade
02-08-05, 10:34 PM
did I post that!

:o

Blimey :|

I honestly can say I do not recall posting that!

Ade
(scared and confused)
Marc
06-08-05, 05:37 PM
ok ade u been drinking to much? cause i have lol :D and will be tonight aswell wahey bring on the stella :D
ANDYRACER
07-08-05, 01:02 AM
Im sure people only post on novaload when they are drunk. I know nearly half my posts are from when ive been drunk :lol:
Jack
07-08-05, 11:05 PM
Im sure people only post on novaload when they are drunk. I know nearly half my posts are from when ive been drunk :lol:
^ isn't that an admission of illegal underage drinking? lol
Philsutton
07-08-05, 11:09 PM
haha busted
ANDYRACER
07-08-05, 11:16 PM
Im sure people only post on novaload when they are drunk. I know nearly half my posts are from when ive been drunk :lol:
^ isn't that an admission of illegal underage drinking? lol

Nope because i was drinking in my house and ur are allowed to legally drink in ur own home form the age of 4. :lol:
Philsutton
07-08-05, 11:17 PM
save your story for someone that gives a shit lmao
Jack
07-08-05, 11:23 PM
Im sure people only post on novaload when they are drunk. I know nearly half my posts are from when ive been drunk :lol:
^ isn't that an admission of illegal underage drinking? lol

Nope because i was drinking in my house and ur are allowed to legally drink in ur own home form the age of 4. :lol:
5 actually (unless you have a note from your GP lol), and you have to be in the presence of adults :wink:
STE Novavanman
08-08-05, 09:25 PM
i drink vinegar instead cause im only 3