Kids

[Purplehayz_868]

A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is
God male or female?" After thinking a moment, his mother responds,
Well, God is both male and female."

This confuses the little boy so he asks, "Is God black or
white?"
"Well, God is both black and white."

This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers anyway,
"Honey, God is both gay and straight."

At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding and he
triumphantly asks, "Is God Michael Jackson?"

[ANDYRACER]

The Jacko jokes are getting a little old now. :roll:

[Purplehayz_868]

hmmmmmmmmm

[Marc]

The Jacko jokes are getting a little old now. :roll:

very true the lucky basdard got off scott free (as in inosent not attacked by scott!) and is now liviing of puplisaty to sell albums etc!

[Jack]

HO HO HO I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE



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[mad-driver]

HO HO HO I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE



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LMFAO!!! :lol:

[hendrix]

now thats funny lol :lol:

[Dod]

Jacko goes to the Docs and Says, "Doc, I'm sick". Doc Replies, "How Sick?" Jacko says, "I sleep with Children" :lol:

[Marc]

i give that a rating of..................... a really shitty ten! now wheres my gun............................................... .....oh here it is :snipersm:

:twisted:

[ade]

LOL - that's where I saw it

(see post about me trying to recall sh1te joke no 1 and my hazy weekend!)

:x

It was sh1te by the way - the joke that is - not my weekend - which i cant remember!

:roll:

oops

[sickrabbit]

Puppies are nice , but wimmen are just like the real thing.....

[Dod]

Jesus, was only sayin..... :cry:

[ANDYRACER]

Dod ur joke was pathetic :roll:

[Marc]

LOL - that's where I saw it

(see post about me trying to recall sh1te joke no 1 and my hazy weekend!)

:x

It was sh1te by the way - the joke that is - not my weekend - which i cant remember!

:roll:

oops

there the best week ends ade at the mo im trying to put together what happen the last 2 nights ive got text i never knew i sent or got saying where are you? and the best thing is i learn something new about what happen and by the end off the week will have put everything together lol

[Dod]

Dod ur joke was pathetic :roll:


I'll just kill myself now shall i?

[STE Novavanman]

might be nice for a long sleep hint hint