Fester
19-04-02, 09:43 AM
GIT GIT GIT
BBQ and beer at mates, pissed up go for a game of footy on the fields, i had a massive wipeout and hobbled off the to side of the pitch to chill with the guys that wern't playing and seek some more beer. Had a look at me foot and there was a 3cm lump on it. Struggled back to me mates, the beer wears off and it FUCKING WRECKS, the lump had gone down a bit but the skin turned red/dark red and blotchy. hmmm. went to hospital, not broken thankfully but confined to the crutches and crawling up the stairs on my arse etc
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Hi officer.
What?
She said she was 16!
NOT AGAIN FFS
BBQ and beer at mates, pissed up go for a game of footy on the fields, i had a massive wipeout and hobbled off the to side of the pitch to chill with the guys that wern't playing and seek some more beer. Had a look at me foot and there was a 3cm lump on it. Struggled back to me mates, the beer wears off and it FUCKING WRECKS, the lump had gone down a bit but the skin turned red/dark red and blotchy. hmmm. went to hospital, not broken thankfully but confined to the crutches and crawling up the stairs on my arse etc
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Hi officer.
What?
She said she was 16!
NOT AGAIN FFS