Another Joke to brighten your day

[jkhilton]

I haven't added a joke for a while, so here's one.....

A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making tears come to her eyes and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be
embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing
at the woman's feet and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!"

A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again..
This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked and the dog and yelled,
"Dammit Skippy!"

Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!". A few minutes later
witout even thinking about it, She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing.

Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,
"Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!"

Garages sticking to their promises???? not likely!!! :(

[Anonymous]

ha ha thats quite good

x-b :)p He Who Laughs Last Laughs Longest :)p x-b

[blondie]

ha ha h ah aha aha aha aha aha I loved that! iots even funnier if you say it in an australian accent for some reason!!

[jkhilton]

lmao!!! I think you probably have about as much as me to do all day blondie!!!

Garages sticking to their promises???? not likely!!! :(

[blondie]

is it that obvious??lol... i think I need to be paid more for doing this little.

[jamesburrows]

Here's my joke of the day:-

An Australian ventriloquist visiting Wales, walks into a small village and
sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a
little fun.
Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?"
Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
Villager: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?"(pointing at the villager)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me
to the lake once a week to play."
Villager: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool"
Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me
down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Villager:(total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Villager: "The sheep's a f***ing liar"

[blondie]

ha ha ha ha that one aint so bad either! Damn Im bored

[jkhilton]

that ventriloquist (<--what a word!!!!) joke is well funny!! I have sent that around my work now!

Garages sticking to their promises???? not likely!!! :(

[Rick Draper]

LMFAO. Rick

They say "good things come to those who wait" and me and John have waited longer than most!

[cornish]

Two deaf lesbians are walking down the street with their hands in each others pants, what are they doing?

Lip reading :D