Loan Excuses

[Anonymous]

Ok i need to convince my bank manager to give me a large sum of money to modify my car. But i can't really go in and say so. Probably not seen as a sound investment.

What reasons have other people used and got away with?

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[Anonymous]

Hmm...

Say you need a new kitchen!

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[Anonymous]

In a rented house? LOL

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[Anonymous]

yeah coz you have a git of a landlord who is making you pay for it coz you accidently breached the contract

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[Anonymous]

say you want the money for a boob job...lnfao :p

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[Anonymous]

boob job, lmfao Just resume the usual position martin ull be sorted.....
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[Anonymous]

A boob job is a bad idea, you would never get anything done, just stay at home and play with your tits all day. :D. Say you need the loan to purchase a pillipeno wife:>.

"Theres something missing, I'm not all there, Theres something missing".

[Anonymous]

Boob job? With some of the tits on here, why would i bother!

Okay. we've got boob job,filipino wife(i'd prefer russian), i can also see sex-change and other such nonsense being posted up.

BUT

Does anybody have any serious ideas? Or am i going to have to stick to my black,rusty winged sr bodykit?

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[Anonymous]

car loan????? ur gettin a new car?
well u kinda are maybe?


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[Anonymous]

holiday
new car
pay off credit cars and other loans
motor bike
but i would go to one of the other loan companies rather than your bank you get better rates
and they will not care as long as you pay it back :)

:)taxi drivers are cunts :)

[Anonymous]

tell them your starting a business and need 25 phillipino wives, this way you'll have loads of money and possibally a limp bizkit (if u c wot i mean);)

Or

Tell htem if you dont give sum bloke lots of money he wont modify your car for you or let you have the bits to do it yourself.

[Anonymous]

Can't you get a 'personal loan' I thought these were for anything you want?

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kev@novaload.net

[Anonymous]

Bloody hell!!!!!! kev has the only decent reasons!!!

yep personal loan, or do what john and andrea did with their lancia evo.. a kitchen, it is now a 16v kitchen that does 1/4 miles in 13 secs!

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[Anonymous]

do what i did, give the bank manager a blow job, problem was i didnt get a loan i just syphillis. LMFAO!

just say your getting a new car and you do not want to do it on finance.


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[Anonymous]

Got it. I want to buy a french car and paint my nova orange to conform to society! LMAO.

Only reason i'm worried. Is when i went and borrowed the cash to get my car and modify it they asked me what car i was buying. So i said i was buying a corsa and then spent some cash on a nova and the rest doing it up and that was only 3 months ago.

So will they accept the fact that i now want to buy another car :D

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[Anonymous]

if you have paid off the first loan then dont worry.

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[Anonymous]

Tell em your a student. They bought me my car for that reason and paid me to modify it. :)
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[Anonymous]

tell him u need a dick inlargement operation.
or ur gonna be fucked in later life m8.!
im sure he wouldnt refuse u that!

[Anonymous]

lmao @ fenix.

[naked_davo] Look she said she was 16!

[Anonymous]

What aboot getting the loan for "a persian rug"?

GRRR I'm a sexual tyranosaurus!!!

[Anonymous]

if he needs a d?ck enlargement then maybe he wont getted f?cked in l8r life?!