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Anonymous
03-05-01, 12:42 PM
Ok i need to convince my bank manager to give me a large sum of money to modify my car. But i can't really go in and say so. Probably not seen as a sound investment.
What reasons have other people used and got away with?
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Anonymous
03-05-01, 12:54 PM
Hmm...
Say you need a new kitchen!
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Anonymous
03-05-01, 01:00 PM
In a rented house? LOL
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Anonymous
03-05-01, 01:11 PM
yeah coz you have a git of a landlord who is making you pay for it coz you accidently breached the contract
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Anonymous
03-05-01, 02:51 PM
say you want the money for a boob job...lnfao :p
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Anonymous
03-05-01, 02:57 PM
boob job, lmfao Just resume the usual position martin ull be sorted.....
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Anonymous
03-05-01, 03:26 PM
A boob job is a bad idea, you would never get anything done, just stay at home and play with your tits all day. :D. Say you need the loan to purchase a pillipeno wife:>.
"Theres something missing, I'm not all there, Theres something missing".
Anonymous
03-05-01, 03:33 PM
Boob job? With some of the tits on here, why would i bother!
Okay. we've got boob job,filipino wife(i'd prefer russian), i can also see sex-change and other such nonsense being posted up.
BUT
Does anybody have any serious ideas? Or am i going to have to stick to my black,rusty winged sr bodykit?
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Anonymous
03-05-01, 03:40 PM
car loan????? ur gettin a new car?
well u kinda are maybe?
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Anonymous
03-05-01, 03:43 PM
holiday
new car
pay off credit cars and other loans
motor bike
but i would go to one of the other loan companies rather than your bank you get better rates
and they will not care as long as you pay it back :)
:)taxi drivers are cunts :)
Anonymous
03-05-01, 03:56 PM
tell them your starting a business and need 25 phillipino wives, this way you'll have loads of money and possibally a limp bizkit (if u c wot i mean);)
Or
Tell htem if you dont give sum bloke lots of money he wont modify your car for you or let you have the bits to do it yourself.
Anonymous
03-05-01, 04:31 PM
Can't you get a 'personal loan' I thought these were for anything you want?
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Anonymous
03-05-01, 04:35 PM
Bloody hell!!!!!! kev has the only decent reasons!!!
yep personal loan, or do what john and andrea did with their lancia evo.. a kitchen, it is now a 16v kitchen that does 1/4 miles in 13 secs!
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Anonymous
03-05-01, 05:09 PM
do what i did, give the bank manager a blow job, problem was i didnt get a loan i just syphillis. LMFAO!
just say your getting a new car and you do not want to do it on finance.
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Anonymous
03-05-01, 05:10 PM
Got it. I want to buy a french car and paint my nova orange to conform to society! LMAO.
Only reason i'm worried. Is when i went and borrowed the cash to get my car and modify it they asked me what car i was buying. So i said i was buying a corsa and then spent some cash on a nova and the rest doing it up and that was only 3 months ago.
So will they accept the fact that i now want to buy another car :D
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Anonymous
03-05-01, 07:36 PM
if you have paid off the first loan then dont worry.
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Anonymous
03-05-01, 11:17 PM
Tell em your a student. They bought me my car for that reason and paid me to modify it. :)
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Anonymous
04-05-01, 10:38 AM
tell him u need a dick inlargement operation.
or ur gonna be fucked in later life m8.!
im sure he wouldnt refuse u that!
Anonymous
04-05-01, 11:41 AM
lmao @ fenix.
[naked_davo] Look she said she was 16!
Anonymous
09-05-01, 10:10 PM
What aboot getting the loan for "a persian rug"?
GRRR I'm a sexual tyranosaurus!!!
Anonymous
10-05-01, 06:18 PM
if he needs a d?ck enlargement then maybe he wont getted f?cked in l8r life?!
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