View Full Version : Arsehole chav - payback
Just set of out on my bike before, and my mum handed me a nice big double quarter pounder with cheese bacon and tons of ketchup as i was leaving.
I proceeded out on my bike, whilst eating the burger and just as i got to a set of cross roads near my house some arsehole chav in a chavalier launched some water out the window at me (hardly hit me)
What he didn't realise is that he had to stop for the crossroads, I hossed it passed and launched my burger into his car :-D i put some effort into it and it just fell apart as i launched it, pretty sure the majority of it went over the driver LMAO , although i didn't stop around to make sure
Where was this again? That crossroads with the white railings?
well not four lanes end cross roads, was down at the other end at hest bank (ok, more of a T-junction) they got stuck in the tailback as a few people were turning down into hest bank lane - pretty busy with traffic
i had to burn it up towards halton, but hung a right into someones yard to look at a nova for sale - ?150, looks quite good nick
then i stealthed it down ancliffe lane
Oh shit yeah I know now :lol: goons!
Philsutton
09-07-05, 06:50 PM
there was me thinking you were a calm sensible person lmao, did it feel good? Bet you had a smile on your face for the rest of the day for that one :D
i am quite a calm person, but when someone launches water at my face it was an instinctive reaction - i was really just aiming for the car but the window was down lol
yes i couldn't stop laughing - i just hope they weren't tooo local as the passenger was rather big lol
boredbloke
09-07-05, 07:43 PM
thas well funny, i lauched an orange peel at a boy push bike once after he thought it was funny to stick his fingers up a me,
caught him right in the face lol!!
good shot nick.
serves them right!
im tempted to dan you for wasting food!!!!
id have just kicked his door in lol, then again i wouldnt ride a bike (unless she was pretty)
mad-driver
10-07-05, 10:56 AM
Good on ya i'd have done the same. I remember my mate doing that to someone who nearly ran him over, only trouble is my mate laughed so much he fell off his bike and mashed his leg up lol
STE Novavanman
10-07-05, 08:07 PM
i was once outside ikon and some chav threw a kebab at a policemen and got arrested and got asulting a po i was a witness
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STE Novavanman
10-07-05, 08:14 PM
what did he fix
ANDYRACER
10-07-05, 11:11 PM
Nice one Nick. Remember some lil chav throwing stones at me sr when i was rubbing the filler down on my arches, he didnt relise i had my paint ball gun next to me the lil fooker :twisted:
jamie gsi16v
11-07-05, 01:54 PM
nice one nick hope he got a mouth full!
STE Novavanman
11-07-05, 06:38 PM
all this anger we should all go paint ball shooting in chatham
Some chavs in an AX did this to me and my mate a in town few nights back (squirting with water that is).... Don't think they were counting on the fact we'd run up the road after them. Chavs in the back looked like they'd shat themselves when they saw us thundering after them :lol:
At least I can die happy in the knowledge that for about 200 metres I can out-run a Citroen AX :lol:
STE Novavanman
12-07-05, 05:46 PM
well you little fat man did you roll or run faster :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I think my belly scared them more than anything :lol:
STE Novavanman
13-07-05, 08:40 PM
hardy hardy ha whats with my car as your sig
hardy hardy ha whats with my car as your sig
steve wish's what! lol
well done razorjack maybe keep up the traing you can do 300meters next time or even get to the window and smack erm before they see it coming :D
pmsl!
put me in the mind for a big mac now!
bit late though
:roll:
put me in the mind for a big mac now!
Aaaaahhhhhhh now I want a McChikkin Premier! *drool*
god its always about food with you lot......................wait a minute i need a quater pound burger! and its 20 to 12 dinner time :D
god bless american fat people for maccy d's :usa :lol:
god bless american fat people for maccy d's :usa :lol:
...and the fact their salads contain more fat that a double cheeseburger :lol:
STE Novavanman
14-07-05, 05:35 PM
god bless american fat people for maccy d's :usa :lol:
...and the fact their salads contain more fat that a double cheeseburger :lol:
jack its all to late for you to worry about the fatness thing
god bless american fat people for maccy d's :usa :lol:
...and the fact their salads contain more fat that a double cheeseburger :lol:
jack its all to late for you to worry about the fatness thing
lmao i think we all past that bit steve!
yeh its stupid really when you think salad a healthy option but full of sugar!
i read some where if you take a gerkin (sorry about spelling) out of the burgers they would go in a sweet section cause they got loads of sugar in them! thats scary when you think about it! but oh well still love them! :D
maccy d's is the new charlie and the chcolate factory with all this sugar lol
STE Novavanman
15-07-05, 07:04 PM
god bless american fat people for maccy d's :usa :lol:
...and the fact their salads contain more fat that a double cheeseburger :lol:
jack its all to late for you to worry about the fatness thing
lmao i think we all past that bit steve!
yeh its stupid really when you think salad a healthy option but full of sugar!
i read some where if you take a gerkin (sorry about spelling) out of the burgers they would go in a sweet section cause they got loads of sugar in them! thats scary when you think about it! but oh well still love them! :D
maccy d's is the new charlie and the chcolate factory with all this sugar lol
must be a different charlie that im used to oh well mine charlie and drugs store
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