Marc and steves and andys topic

[STE Novavanman]

Maybe there is to many around now, i had some chav try throwing a milk bottle through my windscreen about 10 mins ago on the way to Tescos wHankers
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/novavanman/chavMota.jpg this maybe the only form of transport safe nowadays

[ANDYRACER]

Ive seen it before. Goldie looking chains chavalier is better. :lol:

[Marc]

Ive seen it before. Goldie looking chains chavalier is better. :lol:

yeh it is but it got write off tho lol :D

[novamadcars]

you would never see me driving around in a car like that and defently with a paint job like that :D

[Marc]

you would never see me driving around in a car like that and defently with a paint job like that :D

i would but i would hav to be proper chaved up with me trackys n me hat on the back of me head lol

also would add a bolt on spoiler on the roof, that would make it much better!

[NovalutionGSi]

Ive seen it before. Goldie looking chains chavalier is better. :lol:

yeh it is but it got write off tho lol :D

was it?? thought it was on Ebay for "repair". was Crashed in peterborough!

[Jack]

^ spares or repair. Rear end was pretty badly pushed in, looked like it needed some jig work to straighten it out...

[Jack]

Oh dear. I've just found this.

http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/belters/ChavLav1.jpg

Don't ask.

[Marc]

i defo own 1 razorjack lol :lol:

[Philsutton]

that looks like its been really badly photoshoped

[mad-driver]

I hope the quality is better when it comes to buying one lol

[STE Novavanman]

If they did do those i hope they back flush every time

[Philsutton]

no need for that they probably double up the toilet as a dining table

[STE Novavanman]

Ok then i hope they get swallowed up

[Marc]

yeh but at least let me buy one first lol :lol:

[ANDYRACER]

O dear :roll:

[mad-driver]

Right so who wins typical 'chav' in this thread? :lol:

[Marc]

Right so who wins typical 'chav' in this thread? :lol:

that would be me :lol: but dont act or dress like a chav just like taken the piss :D an ex was a pain for calling me a chav and all her mates fell out with me when they called me it and i told them all to get fuck! they was all up there own ass so they need to be told lol :lol:

[STE Novavanman]

you are a chav

[STE Novavanman]

marc

[Jack]

innit

[STE Novavanman]

Westside

[Marc]

:D ssssssshhhh dont tell everyone Steve!

na im not but on here i act and mess about and say i am its muppet corner what do you expect! :lol:

[STE Novavanman]

This forum should be named Marc the Muppet corner :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Marc]

more like

"Marc,Steve,Andy, Mad-driver And RazorJack Muppets corner" lol
(before the arguments start boys names where done in no paticulare order!)

seem to post slag on here all the time lmao :lol:

[STE Novavanman]

NO NO its RAZOR JAM

[boredbloke]

Yeah you guys do come on here and post a lota shit! :lol:

[ade]

lol - I'e just made an incentive for my work called "chav my ride"

:lol:

Based on monopoly but you each get a car and go round the board collecting modified car parts. You also earn "bling" ratings for doing stuff like burnouts. You can get busted for speeding to. The chance and community chest have been replaced with chav and ned cards - I've got my own chav money, the leccy and water board are Lidl and Tesco car parks and if you land on one the owner can charge you for "doin donuts!"

The stations are now booze cruises and off licenses where you win/lose money and the dice have been replaced by a set of 1foot square fluffy dice made out of felt!

:lol:

I'm gonne change these though to a "spin the bottle" type dice coz one of my team cant stand the feeling of felt - makes her feel sick!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

and yes theres an nova in the line up of cars

:roll:

ade

[Marc]

Yeah you guys do come on here and post a lota s**t! :lol:

thats why its muppet it dont have to make sence, be right and even take the piss lol :D

[STE Novavanman]

Yeah you guys do come on here and post a lota s**t! :lol:

thats why its muppet it dont have to make sence, be right and even take the p**s lol :D

Yeah

[STE Novavanman]

Yeah you guys do come on here and post a lota s**t! :lol:

thats why its muppet it dont have to make sence, be right and even take the p**s lol :D

Yeah

Sorry another pointless post cause i only said yeah oh and now this one is

[Marc]

well done steve! we neede an example lol :lol:

[STE Novavanman]

well done steve! we neede an example lol :lol:
You've just done one you jammy focker

[Marc]

you point being what?

[STE Novavanman]

your a post hoe

[Marc]

again your point? lol need to change my name to Drunk post hoe! lol

[STE Novavanman]

are you drunk now then

[Marc]

i will be soon :D

[STE Novavanman]

you crazy fook do you like the new name of the post shall i put andys name on it

[Marc]

its not bad but andy really isnt involved in it why you not on msn?

[STE Novavanman]

ill come on now then ok

[ANDYRACER]

Lmao reading that. You 2 post slags. How dare u take my title away from me :twisted:

[STE Novavanman]

ok ill add you then matey

[STE Novavanman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/novavanman/df.bmp

[Marc]

thanx steve lol :D guess your not shwing the rest of the convo where u ask me to be your boyfriend? LMFAO :lol:

[STE Novavanman]

WHATEVER GIRLFRIEND

[Jack]

WHAT


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[Marc]

WHAT


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FCUK

i cant explain it just happened lol :lol:

[STE Novavanman]

WHAT


THE



FCUK

i cant explain it just happened lol :lol:

jack im sorry i dont need you anymore got a more muscler younger model
lmfao :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Marc]

thats really good to hear yopu getting with andy steve :wink:

[STE Novavanman]

sorry to upset you marc its now a girl ive turned

[Marc]

hey wont effect me but think andy might be a bit upset :lol:

[ANDYRACER]

Oi u 2 leave me out of this. Steve im flattered but im not that way, but i hear marc likes to take it up the ass so u might be in there. :lol:

[sickrabbit]

There are many folks in this life who bat from the wrong end of the pavillion , but it has to be said I prefer football myself.
You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.











Taxi !!

[Chris]

what a waste of bandwidth

[Marc]

what a waste of bandwidth

thanx chris :lol:

[STE Novavanman]

what a waste of bandwidth

thats not the only thing thats wasted

[Marc]

My brain there is a for rent sign in my head :D

[Philsutton]

i wondered why i havent looked in this post before, then after looking i realised

[Marc]

not missing much just a load of muppets talking bollocks but cant complain its in the right place :D

[STE Novavanman]

indeed the man speaks bull shat as do we all

[Marc]

indeed the man speaks bull shat as do we all

aaaaawww thanks steve :lol:

[STE Novavanman]

indeed the man speaks bull shat as do we all

aaaaawww thanks steve :lol:

its alright if you wanna come for my birthday you could get a train and stay a couple of nights my bird dont mind jack are you up for it then steve

[Marc]

erm money very low until the begining of september mate so cant sorry :(

hey gogin out with jazk might be a plus cause he seems to pull well so you both might have to be free men for a night lol :D

[NovalutionGSi]

i wondered why i havent looked in this post before, then after looking i realised


2nd'd and it took 4 pages to see it, but i've now got an insight into who to stand with my back to my nova when their about............ :o

[Marc]

i wondered why i havent looked in this post before, then after looking i realised


2nd'd and it took 4 pages to see it, but i've now got an insight into who to stand with my back to my nova when their about............ :o

LMAO some people cant take a joke anyway its all bollocks but its in muppet corner so its not a problem lol :D

[NovalutionGSi]

oh i can fella! had a spazz when i went to click :lol: and hit :o

mind you, kept me entertained for a bit.

[Marc]

well i did my job then

[NovalutionGSi]

indeed you did fella, but where are the others??? you cant stop now!!! :lol:

[Marc]

i had to stop last night needed sleep lol i dont have a clue about steve and andy steve seems to leave before 9 and go to bed i reckon he not hardcore poster lol :D

[Stuart]

right then post slags, there is Irc, MsM, Yahoo and a whole miriad of chat stuff to allow you to talk as opposed to filling the frum with rubbish jsut to boost your post counts. Behave, got my beady eye on you Marc and others

[Mike.]

this is the wierdest post i've ever read, it needs locking

[STE Novavanman]

this is the wierdest post i've ever read, it needs locking

and so do are bedroom doors

[ANDYRACER]

Take note Stu my name is on the post title but i have only posted about 4-5 times in this thread. :wink:

[Stuart]

i dont care, youve post slagged in plenty of other places :p

[Marc]

when did i become the ring leader? :( but all seriousness we i have been posting fairly bad resntly on shit i will admit that stuart but ive not done anything stupid unless its in muppet corner and i cant talk to steve and andy on msn all the time causew they not there but can talk to them on here aswell

[STE Novavanman]

when did i become the ring leader? :( but all seriousness we i have been posting fairly bad resntly on s**t i will admit that stuart but ive not done anything stupid unless its in muppet corner and i cant talk to steve and andy on msn all the time causew they not there but can talk to them on here aswell

alls well in love and peace get the gash out boy to releave the tention you got to bend it till you can take no more

[ANDYRACER]

i dont care, youve post slagged in plenty of other places :p

Ahh well along way to go untill i catch up to Epo though. :lol:

[Stuart]

yes but he realised the "error" of the slaggery and backed off :p

[ANDYRACER]

Did he fuk Epos post count per day is still one of the highest on here.

[STE Novavanman]

he has like 700 pages of only his post ive got three