FIT BIRD

[Dpnova]

FIT BIRD IN THE OFFICE ALERT

as pointed out to me by my 45yr old co worker, hope she gets a job here

[Jack]

http://www.dltk-teach.com/alphabuddies/image/bird.gif

[Jack]

hmm... that pic looked a lot smaller in the google search results :lol:

[Dpnova]

shes just gone past again, my GOD SHE IS FIT

Its making my nuts tingle LOL

[Jack]

got a pic?

[Dpnova]

ive been asked for one already lol, little blondy, white skirt Big Lallys......

[scott.parker]

Quick denny quick get that last taset of freedome before you comit your self to a life of hell :lol:

[Dpnova]

shes long gone mate, i was waving me peice at her and everything

no wonder she walked off

[scott.parker]

Yeah i found girls dont like guns,normaly the ones the go of half cocked! :lol:

[Dpnova]

I thought maybe she was a lesser so i tucked it between my legs and shouted " IM A LADY " she didnt look impressed

[scott.parker]

I wonder why?? :roll:

[Dpnova]

i thought that would have had her on here knees....in laughter, women like a guy that can make em laugh

[scott.parker]

Well dont tuck it away then

[Dpnova]

lmao, women love my beard i look like santa

[scott.parker]

Well if thats so why didnt you just get her over and sak her to sit on your lap and se what you could pop in her stockins

[Dpnova]

wish i could have mate, may have been given the sack

[scott.parker]

Boom boom SACK :lol:

LOL going back to ball licking i feel,yeah ask her if she likes to lick the sack next time you see her.

[Dpnova]

wont ask her, ill ram it in her face

[scott.parker]

guy i worked with called it tea bagging! :lol:

Droping your ballsack in there open mouth while there under you!
I must try it :P :lol:

[Dpnova]

i have very indepth view on this but as its a family forum i wont go into any detail lol

[scott.parker]

lol i bet,i made my mates laugh affter this weekend just gone,i pulled this dirty bitch and filmed her sucking me off on my phone :lol: most my mates found it funny till i realside one of them had been out with her a few years back :oops: :roll:

[Dpnova]

hahaha how bigs that file ! mate you fucking crack me up

[scott.parker]

LOL too big i was hammerd i didnt know i had done it till the next day i found it on there.woops :lol:

[Dpnova]

:lol: class mate, the things we do drunk aye

[scott.parker]

yeah i have some funny pic as well,lol i was riding a spring bonggy toy in a kids park the next night...

:lol:

[Dpnova]

send me that one then!

[Marc]

i pulled this dirty bitch and filmed her sucking me off on my phone :lol:

my mate did the same thing showed me this video of this lass getting it dodgy i asked where he downloaded the video but it was him n this lass lol to be honest didnt really want to see that much of what me mate had

but also that is a reason why camera phones rule!

[Jack]

yeah i have some funny pic as well,lol i was riding a spring bonggy toy in a kids park the next night...

:lol:
EVERYBODY LOVES THE SPRINGY BOINGERS!

[Marc]

liek everyeon loves JAM!

[epo]

Yeah i found girls dont like guns,normaly the ones the go of half cocked! :lol:

wasnt that a song by glc

[Marc]

god knows but GLC rule!

[ANDYRACER]

Who are Glc? Is that a band? :?

[Jack]

Goldie Lookin Chavs lol

they had the goldie lookin chavalier which they then wrote off lmfao

[scott.parker]

Guns dont kill people chavs in cavs do!

[ANDYRACER]

Lmao the second song was the best. "your mothers got a penis" :lol:

[Matt2107]

There not bad once in a while but not to listen to all the time.

Now 50cent thats a different story

[scott.parker]

There not bad once in a while but not to listen to all the time.

Now 50cent thats a different story

LMAO yeah he's a cu*t with out trying,them guy wer taking the piss out of nobbas like him,he just needs shooting properly,give me the GUN!

[Jack]

hehe i remember when channel 5 news called him "Rapper, 50 percent" :lol:

[Matt2107]

lol sweet

I like my hip hop... dont care what people say

[scott.parker]

hehe i remember when channel 5 news called him "Rapper, 50 percent" :lol:

Thats about right though as he cant be all there to think hes good looking :lol:

[Marc]

im not bother will listen to out but glc hav some mad lyrics if you lsiten to it example "some guy was nailed to some wood, 200 years later the books still selling good!" lol

[Philsutton]

dont know what you are all on about, this is what a fit bird looks like
http://crankydragon.net/images/baby/jeans%20dont%20fit%20fullsize.jpg

[Marc]

*awaits epo reply!*

[Philsutton]

look shes showing the fact that her jeans dont fit anymore after eating all that cake lmao

[ANDYRACER]

Very nice :lol:
Awaits Epo to tell us how he'd still hit that.

[hendrix]

id smash the granny out of her
:lol:

[ANDYRACER]

Lmao :lol:
Sort of thing he would probably say. I bet he hasnt shown his wife this site :lol:

[hendrix]

lol couldnt tell u on that one

[ANDYRACER]

Lol i can bet his wife doesnt know how to use the computer because he cant have her finding his little porn stash of mingers. :lol:

[Marc]

well to find out all ur questions you will have to wait for epo lol

[ANDYRACER]

Well i cba waiting for him. He is probably hitting said minger. :lol:

[Marc]

who knows lol :lol:

[ANDYRACER]

Only Epo knows :lol: