Word Association

[scott.parker]

A chav's dream!

[mad-driver]

dump valve

[scott.parker]

Dump = poo valve = fart! :lol:

[ANDYRACER]

brb

[mad-driver]

LMAO

anyway on topic...

smelly

[ANDYRACER]

My farts

[mad-driver]

smell...

AWFUL

[ANDYRACER]

Ur mum in bed :lol:

[mad-driver]

slander

[scott.parker]

Court case

[ANDYRACER]

Screwed

[mad-driver]

prison

[ANDYRACER]

Ass raped

[mad-driver]

sick

[ANDYRACER]

Vodka

[mad-driver]

strong

[ANDYRACER]

Weak

[mad-driver]

andy :D

[ANDYRACER]

racer

[mad-driver]

pc game

[ANDYRACER]

Cant afford a playstation 2

[mad-driver]

i've got two :roll:

Gran Turismo 4

[ANDYRACER]

Crash

[mad-driver]

bandicoot

[ANDYRACER]

Game

[mad-driver]

not real

[ANDYRACER]

Reality

[mad-driver]

tv

[ANDYRACER]

Boring

[mad-driver]

knitting

[ANDYRACER]

Grandma

[Philsutton]

mad

[ANDYRACER]

Phil's V8 project

[mad-driver]

driver

[ANDYRACER]

Driver 2

[Dpnova]

PLEASE CLOSE THIS THREAD!

[ANDYRACER]

Not a chance

[mad-driver]

PLEASE CLOSE THIS THREAD!

caps lock :D

[ANDYRACER]

Angry

[mad-driver]

kid

[ANDYRACER]

Child

[Dpnova]

" PLEASE CAN I OPEN ANOTHER THREAD TO SLAG MY POST COUNT UP WITH "

"THREADS DIE, LETS STOP POSTING AS ITS BORING NOW"

" I UNDERSTAND THAT ME POSTING IN HERE IS HWAT IM TRYING TO STOP"

" AND IM A MEMBER OF THE CAPS LOCK MASSIVE BIG UP UR SELF"

[ANDYRACER]

Pissed off :lol:

[Dpnova]

SHOULD YOU NOT BE AT SCHOOL OR PLAYING WITH TRAFFIC

[ANDYRACER]

Finished school finally and no traffic on my road. :lol:

[mad-driver]

lol ok...

ps i was getting bored of it now

[Dpnova]

Finished school finally and no traffic on my road. :lol:

Would you like me to drive down your road for you!

[Jack]

lol i think you're upsetting denny :lol:

[Dpnova]

na mate i dont get upset, i havent used the site for ages and when things start picking up theres the odd few that just ruin it for the rest of us LOL

[ANDYRACER]

Finished school finally and no traffic on my road. :lol:

Would you like me to drive down your road for you!

Yeh if you want. My postcode is sk74nu and use www.streetmap.co.uk and you should be fine. Look forward to seeing you. :wink:

[Dpnova]

but im scared you might beat me up now....my internet threats are hollow

[ANDYRACER]

You threatened me?? I thought you just wanted to drive down my road. :lol: Anyway quits now.

[Dpnova]

bare jokes bruv, i didnt threaten you, you moaned about no traffic to play with so i offered

[ANDYRACER]

LMAO :lol: Thanks but no thanks.

[scott.parker]

Your both GAY !! :D

[Dpnova]

says you ball licker

[scott.parker]

says you ball licker

Shave them and i might! :lol:

[mad-driver]

thats the second offer iv seen today lol

[scott.parker]

Make this the 4th actualy! :lol:

[STE Novavanman]

micheal barrymore

[mad-driver]

oh dear...

[Dod]

Sorry to interupt, but XR3is and RST's are Ace motors, fair enough, have the Essex Boy Racer Appeal but still a great car with loads of power and Tuning potential fo little Money, and if you dont like them then you can come and suck my balls.

P.S. they are shaved! :wink:


Anyway.....


Bruice Forsith

[Dave]

wig

it will never die......just get locked/deleted lol

[Dod]

Errr, hair?

[ANDYRACER]

Bald :lol:

[Dave]

shaved............waits for it lol

[ANDYRACER]

balls

Just for Scott :lol:

[boredbloke]

hairy

[Jack]

jam

[Dpnova]

BORED OF THIS POST STILL

[scott.parker]

BORED OF THIS POST STILL

Dont look at it then you window licker! :lol:

[Dpnova]

i spend the most time in here before school kicks out

[scott.parker]

:lol:

[Dpnova]

8)

[scott.parker]

3.45 on friday is the best time all the gramer girls at 6th form near me :wink: :lol:

[Dpnova]

i miss seeing all the birds from college on hot lunch times down by the thames

[scott.parker]

Ah good plan mate,im off work might go have lunch down by the Avon on the bancroft,as it will be ramed with sunshine shealers! :P

Scott

[Dpnova]

too up north for me dude

[scott.parker]

lmao do you know that cambridge is just slighty more north of stratford upon avon,so i would not callem north,but they are more noth then me :lol:

im south midlands,lol

[Marc]

i jsut finished college adn miss all the bird walking about already :(

[Dpnova]

lmao do you know that cambridge is just slighty more north of stratford upon avon,so i would not callem north,but they are more noth then me :lol:

im south midlands,lol

too north for me...i get a nose blead if i got past milton keynes

[Jack]

Anything up from Bristol I consider "North", but then the farthest "north" I've been is Cheltenham :lol:

[scott.parker]

Anything up from Bristol I consider "North", but then the farthest "north" I've been is Cheltenham :lol:

lmao and them lot still talk like down your way! :lol:

[Jack]

Them and the Bristol lot are worse than where I am!!!

[scott.parker]

lol they do av a conty twang!

[STE Novavanman]

PERVS

[Dod]

i jsut finished college adn miss all the bird walking about already :(


I used to Labour on a site at a local Hospital, a nurses station to be exact. Where all the Nurses used to study. It was great, they used to Flash us and whistle and shout stuff, kinda like what builders to to passing ladies, i also got to know some of them, very well!! :D

[Jack]

PERVS
jam

[Dod]

Somebody buy this guy a pot of jam please?!

[Marc]

bein_top_class wrote:
i jsut finished college adn miss all the bird walking about already :(



I used to Labour on a site at a local Hospital, a nurses station to be exact. Where all the Nurses used to study. It was great, they used to Flash us and whistle and shout stuff, kinda like what builders to to passing ladies, i also got to know some of them, very well!! :D

lucky bastard lol


Somebody buy this guy a pot of jam please?!
you want a certain flavour razorjack? lol

[Dpnova]

ANOTHER DAY WITH THIS CRAP ASSED THREAD

[Jack]

jam

[Dpnova]

JAM this THREAD up ur Poo Poo Shute

[mad-driver]

jam

jam

[Jack]

jam

jam
jam

[Dpnova]

YOUR MORE IRATATING THAN THRUSH

[Jack]

http://www.assateague.com/data-bird/thrush-swainsons.jpg
He looks more cute than annoying :lol:


:wink:

[mad-driver]

does he like jam aswell?

[Dpnova]

would you kiss a cat with a thrush in its mouth though !!!

[Jack]

What kinda cat and does its breath smell of cat food? lol

[Dpnova]

id hope not, i hate the smell of cat food

[mad-driver]

so you wouldnt be tempted to try any for lunch?

[Dpnova]

na, ill pass it up, i had a jacket potato today

[mad-driver]

na, ill pass it up, i had a jacket potato today

with cheese?

[Dpnova]

and bacon

[mad-driver]

pig...









oh no not this again lol

[Dpnova]

police

[Jack]

jam

[mad-driver]

bumcake

[scott.parker]

Billy monk fish pig fcuker

[mad-driver]

tourettes

[ANDYRACER]

Tim Howard :lol:

[STE Novavanman]

jam

jam
jam

jam
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/novavanman/jam.bmp

[mad-driver]

jam
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/novavanman/jam.bmp[/quote]

razorjack :D

[scott.parker]

JAR!!

[mad-driver]

whens a door not a door, when its a-jar

[Jack]

http://www.lejam.com/images/musiquegif/AnimDizziNew2.gif

[STE Novavanman]

or
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/novavanman/toast.bmp

[scott.parker]

Jam Jam Jam

http://www.sweconpos.com/posters/jam.jpg

The one and only best jam 8)

[STE Novavanman]

JAM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/novavanman/paper-jam.jpg

[STE Novavanman]

TRAFFIC JAM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/novavanman/elephanttrafficjam.jpg

[Jack]

Hmmm think i've started something here :lol:


....door jam, meow

http://www.thecatgallery.com/images/door-jam-2.JPG

[mad-driver]

that cat is well and truly jammed!

[Dpnova]

ANOTHER DAY!

[Jack]

ANOTHER DAY!
....another word :lol:




..which will most likely be "jam" :lol:

[scott.parker]

ANOTHER DAY!
....Another word :lol:




..which will most likely be "jam" :lol:


Another classic 90 computer game,i though it was better than flashback my self..

Scott

[mad-driver]

jack i think you should change your username to RazorJam

[dunova]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/tezray/razorjam3et.jpg

[mad-driver]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/tezray/razorjam3et.jpg

yep just like that lol

[Jack]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/tezray/razorjam3et.jpg
LMFAO! :lol:

who's going to change my post rank to something jam-related then please :lol:

[Dpnova]

NO ONE AND UR SIGS TOO BIG LOL

[dunova]

Don't worry Denny, i found one for you too :wink:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/tezray/dpnova.gif

[Dpnova]

ahhh how sweet :P

[dunova]

ahhh how sweet :P
Yup, there's no sugar in MY coffee :lol:

[scott.parker]

LOL dennys not a had a pic in his sig sinse the garlic bread epesode! :lol:

[Dpnova]

got in trouble over that, my one and only sig thats was ages ago

[Jack]

You need a jam-related sig :P

[dunova]

Dunova's post rank-'Sig Pimp' please :lol:

[scott.parker]

Why dont the sig pimp change his sig,as them f*ing venoms are rank! :lol:

[Dpnova]

He dont even have that car no more

[scott.parker]

Yeah so why dont he make a sig of his omega

[dunova]

Yeah so why dont he make a sig of his omega
Because sig pimp has been busy :lol:

I've got pics of my omega but the Nokia software for my pc just doesn't fecking work so i don't know how to get them up on the net :?

I've got old pics of it on my pc, but the new one's are better............

I quite liked my venoms :cry:

[Dpnova]

put them on your omega

[scott.parker]

Ah what phone mate,as i had this shit with mine,you can go on the nokia site and download the drivers for all phones of ther,or if not you can just e mail them over to the pc.

Scott

[Dpnova]

Ive got a v3 razor noir(black) tis awsome, same cable as a digi camera

[scott.parker]

Thats cus them buggers are flash and use the same fomat and memory cards as digi cams..

[Dpnova]

SHE ROCKS TOO, tis an awsome phone man

[scott.parker]

I know bloke at work had one,the key pad is like a scen of tron! :lol:

[Dpnova]

i touch it and close my eyes and imaging little bikes on it.....SHhhooooonnnnneeee

[scott.parker]

lol knowing you its true!

[Dpnova]

i love my phone

[dunova]

There ya go, new sig and avatar :wink:

I've got a Nokia 7270 (flip phone) and it's a good phone but the nokia software's shite! I installed it all (including the driver for it) and that all went fine and then i plugged my phone in and it just refuses to believe i've plugged it in! My phone says it's connected, the pc says 'new hardware found' but then when i tell it to install the 'new hardware' it fecks up :evil:

I'm just crap with computers tbh. I can type quite quickly and install and use everything on them, but when it comes to configuring stuff and setting stuff up i haven't got a fecking clue lol

[Dpnova]

" You can type Quickly"

Whats your phone manner like? i may know of a job as a "PA"

[dunova]

London's abit far from me lol or is it working from home?

I don't think i would say my 'phone manner' is the best, mainly because i've never had to deal with customers on the phone and i generally don't like people :lol:

[Dpnova]

i dont like people, but i do get called up about my phone manner, im telling ya if that fit bird from earlier calls up she will get nice treatment

[scott.parker]

i dont like people, but i do get called up about my phone manner, im telling ya if that fit bird from earlier calls up she will get nice treatment

Alright ift bird wana go get some chips like,i been wanking my slef silly affter seing you i av workt ap an appetite :lol:

[dunova]

She sounded fit, but i bet she wasn't as fit as the bird i saw in the gym earlier. She was INCREDIBLE. The type that makes you speechless and just can't stop staring at. God, i wish i had the balls to go up and talk to stupidly fit women that i don't know :roll: :cry:

I better see her up there again. *Sigh*

[Dpnova]

Whooooaaaa scotty my lad i can lay on the charm if i want :roll:

[Jack]

i dont like people, but i do get called up about my phone manner, im telling ya if that fit bird from earlier calls up she will get nice treatment

Alright ift bird wana go get some chips like,i been w**k my slef silly affter seing you i av workt ap an appetite :lol:
TRANSLATION PLEASE :lol:

Didn't understand a word of that... although I think I got the general gist of it :lol: :o

[STE Novavanman]

yeah what ever jack you knew what hes on about yiu goit toi indestand

[Dod]

Er, Ahem,


Jam, i believe?

[Jack]

ALL HAIL TO THE CHURCH OF JAM

[Marc]

Im a beleiver in JAM

[dunova]

I hate jam and never have it because its shit. Sorry :lol:

[Jack]

BLASPHEMY!

[mad-driver]

jam

[Marc]

Jam Jar

[dunova]

I'm getting very bored of that J word now. Please stop using it or i'll...............................do something you won't like. It'll be really bad. You've been warned.

[Marc]

:o

*waits for razorjack to say it!*

[dunova]

:o

*waits for razorjack to say it!*
Say what?! Fuck you razorgay you jam loving somerset country boy!!!! :lol:





PS, you have been warned again :!:

[Marc]

i wont disagree i am a country boy :D

[mad-driver]

erm...

J

no i wont lol

[Marc]

erm...

J

no i wont lol

lmao

[dunova]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/tezray/LOL.jpg

[Dod]

I actually know her!! :lol:

[Jack]

...yeah, she's a bristol girl :wink: :lol:

[ANDYRACER]

I couldnt help myself

JAM

[hendrix]

were jamming.....

[ANDYRACER]

Jamming i hope you like jamming to.

Jam away :lol:

[Dpnova]

KNOBUS

[ANDYRACER]

Grumpy sod ^^ :lol:

[Dpnova]

im not grumpy i go on holiday tommorow

[ANDYRACER]

Well make sure you have some JAM before you leave. You'll miss the daily JAM chats on here :lol:

[hendrix]

wooo lucky u denny, wish i was going on holiday. me and chelle were gonna go but now im back in the realms of the jobless looks like it might just be a pipe dream!

[Dpnova]

ull be alright mate, ur have to stick it out doing crappy stuff for a while but then ur get one with ur degree and ur be laughing

[STE Novavanman]

jack is really scared well to get to him you have to go through me :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

actually im goin to make a jammy jam sandwich with strawberry jam and a crumpet with jam on it

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/novavanman/pixel-scared.png

[dunova]

...yeah, she's a bristol girl :wink: :lol:
Do you have girls out in the country? Or do you make do with the local sheep population? :lol:

[Dod]

Over here we've loverly sheeps and Oranage Granadas with doors that dont open and Black Opel Mantas with gold eagles on the bonnet. No time for women man!!

[Marc]

I couldnt help myself

JAM

i knew someone would say it lmao

[ANDYRACER]

Sorry i was jamming away and couldnt resist a good old jam post :lol:

[hendrix]

cant beat a good jam session. i love jamming on my guitar or bass. jam rules

[ANDYRACER]

I luv making a good old jam butty. Thats how i jam away. :lol:

[Marc]

this post is jam packet with good ideas!

[ANDYRACER]

I know this website should be called Novajam. Would make the site seem far more interesting. What is better than novas and jam. :lol:

[Jack]

JOIN THE JAM REVOLUTION!!



...yeah, she's a bristol girl :wink: :lol:
Do you have girls out in the country? Or do you make do with the local sheep population? :lol:
:lol: that's why I have to travel 100 miles to see my girlfriend!! :lol:

[ANDYRACER]

:lol: that's why I have to travel 100 miles to see my girlfriend!! :lol:

Jack you jammy sod. :lol:

[epo]

must admit i do like the song going undergroud by the jam

[ANDYRACER]

Nice to see your joining the jam revolution Epo. :lol:

[scott.parker]

must admit i do like the song going undergroud by the jam

You fucking knows THE JAM are the best type of jam :wink:

[epo]

aye i have the song on my football factory cd and cant help blasting it out :lol:
also liberteens what a waster

[Dod]

We love Jam over here too, and theres a name for it in Gaelic as well. Its called Jam. Easy to remember!! :D

[Marc]

We love Jam over here too, and theres a name for it in Gaelic as well. Its called Jam. Easy to remember!! :D
interesting

lol epo is a jam lover aswell

[STE Novavanman]

www.jamload.net

[Marc]

lol i actually thort that would work lol

[hendrix]

mmm all this talk of jam, just had to get a jam sarnie

[Marc]

should make somethign where you can attact this thing on the side of your computer and you get jam sandwichs at the touch of a button any falvour! no thats the future lol :lol:

[STE Novavanman]

that already exists its called a girlfriend

[Marc]

that already exists its called a girlfriend
better get me one of them then! :lol:

[STE Novavanman]

Dam right we are the jam POSSE

[Dod]

Why not set up a Jam Sandwich stand at the next cruise you're all at, charge 20p a sandwich and then up it to 30p a time then, we'll be rich, RICH I TELLS THEE!!!

[STE Novavanman]

Then we can take over the world

[Marc]

Then we can take over the world

or at least cover it in jam! :twisted: [/quote]

[ANDYRACER]

Another great money making scheme. Somebody get it on ebay. :lol:

[Marc]

im written a quick book on it and will be on ebay soon :o like i hav time got jam to talk about lol :lol:

[ANDYRACER]

Well if you are truely dedicated to spreading the word of jam u would write the book. :lol:

[Marc]

thats true :D

[STE Novavanman]

false

[jamie gsi16v]

floor

[Marc]

bord

[Dod]

We stilll here?

[Jack]

I'm not

[STE Novavanman]

you are

[Jack]

shhh!

[Dod]

Ah haaa, see you!

[Jack]

Tag!

[/schoolboy]

lmfao :lol:

[hendrix]

oh good god lol

[Marc]

oh bad devil! :lol:

[dooooney]

ooo great angel

[ANDYRACER]

Oh Jesus :lol:

[mad-driver]

lol ... stories

[ANDYRACER]

Bolloxs

[mad-driver]

Bolloxs

you dont need the 's' lol, that would translate as bollocks's :lol:

[ANDYRACER]

Okey clever boy :lol:

[mad-driver]

clever boy

me

[ANDYRACER]

Gay :lol:

[mad-driver]

Gay :lol:

Andy

[ANDYRACER]

Novaless :cry:

[STE Novavanman]

willyless

[dooooney]

sexless

[ANDYRACER]

Jamless :lol:

[dooooney]

foodless :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

[ANDYRACER]

Hungry

[dooooney]

full

[ANDYRACER]

empty

[dooooney]

light

[ANDYRACER]

dark

[dooooney]

bright

[mad-driver]

Sun

[dooooney]

gona kill us one day :lol:

[mad-driver]

gona kill us one day :lol:

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