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sickrabbit
11-06-05, 02:00 PM
what do you read and why ..??
for me its the daily sport - its good for the football . :twisted:
scott.parker
11-06-05, 02:14 PM
If i ever read any its normaly star or sun but i never buy them just read whats haging around at work.
Scott
i always buy the star
i read just jane whats going on in me soaps and i can do the crossword
boredbloke
11-06-05, 04:12 PM
Sun and star their the onloy papers that have a sense of humour and aren't full of shit like the sport lol
I read The Times occasionally. Always read the Sunday Times and sometimes for a laugh I like to read the Sun comic
sickrabbit
11-06-05, 05:42 PM
the sport is a crap paper - pages and pages of adverts , but it is normally the first to get footie news -
a mate n me 2 yrs back ( we were largered ) popped into the local adult shop cos kelly bell ( sport model ) was visiting ....i,ve never seen so many builders in one place all staring at this tiny framed woman in a bikini with massive boobs......
my mate collects autographs so he asked for hers - " i can do better than that " she purred and plonked him down on a chair sat on his lap and got the shop owner to take a polariod.....my mate was well happy - untill she asked for a tenner !!!
ANDYRACER
12-06-05, 06:29 PM
LMAO at the tenner bit at the end. It was probably worth it though. :lol:
razzle
and the herald on Sunday
:lol:
oh and Total Vauxhall...
:wink:
I read the Daily Mail :oops:
and i generally tend to read the news thats in it :?
Philsutton
12-06-05, 09:02 PM
It was probably worth it though.
no women is worth wasting money on
Matt2107
13-06-05, 02:00 PM
The Oxford Times.... i like to keep abreast of local news.
"Cough bollox cough"
-tucny-
13-06-05, 02:59 PM
i read the daily star because someone i work with gets it n i read it. i like to 'read' the sport coz im a pervert and the stories always make me laugh with their 0.05% of factual content - never buy it though coz then i really would be a right desperate pervert
sickrabbit
13-06-05, 04:12 PM
theres nowt wrong with buying it ....if you ask to borrow a mates copy thats just being a cheapskate pervo.....
but then again , 45p for boobs n adverts with a smattering of footie news IS exspensive.....
must be a skintperv.
id have wanted a blow as well for a tenner :lol:
id have wanted a blow as well for a tenner :lol:
and you would have probably wanted change...! :lol:
id have wanted a blow as well for a tenner :lol:
and you would have probably wanted change...! :lol:
in fact i would have charged her a tenner for the privalige :lol: :lol:
just so she could say i gave epo a ..... :lol:
sickrabbit
13-06-05, 08:55 PM
i wouldnt say the working girls round here are short of clients , but they offer to give you a blow job and give you a tenner ....
whats having oral sex with an oap and a tightrope walker got in common ??
you,d both be bloody stupid if you look down....
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