Dod
09-06-05, 09:21 PM
Paddy Irish man was driving home from work one night and got stopped by the cop. "You've a back light out there Paddy" says Garda Roach. "ah, watch this" replys Paddy. He walks round and kicks the bootlid and the light comes on. Cop says "You'd need to kick the tax disk as well so!"
The three Paddys went to Amsterdam a week later, and the first place they went to was a brothel. The lady at the reception area tells them that there's 3 girls on, one at e100, the other at e150 and the third at e250. English Paddy goes for the e100 girl, Scotch Paddy, e150 and Irish Paddy for the e250 girl.
An hour later Scotch Paddy meets English Paddy in the lobby smoking a fag and asks how was it? English Paddy says it was grand and AsksScotch how he got on,, half way through explaining how the girl can put her legs behind her head the Ambulance and Paramedics rush through the door and up yo Irish's room and stretcher him out in a pool of blood.
"What happened Paddy?" they asked him. "She started with pineapple rings and cream and started eating them off me tool, it looked so good i Took a bite!!!"
The three Paddys went to Amsterdam a week later, and the first place they went to was a brothel. The lady at the reception area tells them that there's 3 girls on, one at e100, the other at e150 and the third at e250. English Paddy goes for the e100 girl, Scotch Paddy, e150 and Irish Paddy for the e250 girl.
An hour later Scotch Paddy meets English Paddy in the lobby smoking a fag and asks how was it? English Paddy says it was grand and AsksScotch how he got on,, half way through explaining how the girl can put her legs behind her head the Ambulance and Paramedics rush through the door and up yo Irish's room and stretcher him out in a pool of blood.
"What happened Paddy?" they asked him. "She started with pineapple rings and cream and started eating them off me tool, it looked so good i Took a bite!!!"