Found this the other day

[Divaldo]

And i cant stop reading..........

Hope this provides hours of enjoyment!!

www.chavtowns.co.uk

[General Baxter]

thats great

my local town Tamworth somebody posted this


OI listen up m8 just rememba ure cussin all dese lot now but most of em were obviously ure m8s at sum point and now u've turned on em. aaawww did they stop likin ya and just ditch ya 2 da gutta. poor dumped baby. grow up and try nd find sum dik eds stupid enuff 2 hang owt wit ya m8. cuz i bet ure only cussin em cuz u were neva kewl enuff 2 b rokin wit da full on chavs, ure probs just 1 of dem wana B chavs, nd not kewl enuff 2 actually b 1. PATHETIC

[Jack]

ahhh, kingswood, yeovil and weston super mare.... lol the latter on a sunday night at the McDonalds there is like a hive for chavs :lol:

[marsh_man]

lol m8 - u seem to spend a lot of time on that site :D

[-tucny-]

this makes good reading, its what i see everyday:-

"On arrival in West Yorkshire?s Pound Shop Paradise you will be greeted by a swathe of rancid smelling, stripey topped translucent, skinned pond rats swarming the streets of Bradford like extras from Dawn of the Dead.
Bradford has often pretended to be something it can clearly never achieve, but this is something that can hardly be blamed on it?s deceptively pleasant appearance. However, what is left of the place from it?s wealthy Victorian past struggles to conceal what successive regeneration executives have yet to point out in their glossy brochures.
Bradford is awash with the kind of people documentary producers dream about. If you want entire families of sub human in bred career criminal scroats with the morals of a paedophiliac serial killer in your fly on the wall production, then a stroll through inner city Bradford will bring all your chickens home to roost.
Throw in a very well established mix of racial tension, neighbour hood feuds, gangstas, pimps, honour killings, car jackings, crack, heroin and random acts of extreme violence you have the kind of place that the rest of the world can only gape at through the bars at in shock and amazement.
Whilst other modern cities have expensive looking bars and restaurants packed with young professionals on their lunch breaks, Bradford has expensive looking bars and restaurants packed with gippos, pikeys, chavs and soaks cradling their 2 for the price of one pint of Stella and staring out at the people who dare not go in (the young professionals on their lunch breaks).
Central Bradford has some wonderful places to sit and while away some time in the art of chav spotting, but none more wonderful than outside the Young Offenders Unit below the Kirkgate Shopping Centre. If you?re not sure where it is just look out for the mountain of tab ends and discarded burger cartons ? then you?ll spot the pus encrusted faces of the cheeky chavs scratching their gonads, swapping grunts and imagining their piss soaked shell suits are cutting edge fashion, whilst they wait to give their probation officer some (bum fluffed) lip.
Chavettes in Bradford are even easier to find. Look out for the flashing sparkle of a hundred weight of cheap crass bling. Look for babies with their hair on fire. (Prams make excellent ash trays in chav land.) Just listen to see how many times the word ?fuck? can be compressed into a monologue that involves no beginning or end and few breaths for air in between.
Stand outside Greggs and wonder aloud as to how babies with no teeth manage to eat pasties, how people that appear to have no regular source of income (other than a giro) can afford such outrageously expensive prams to cart their lizard faced offspring around in and wonder even more how these sorry excuses for human beings don?t even realise that half of the country is laughing at them.

Or as my mate put it ? ?Don?t they know they look like cunts?? "

[flowlikewater]

read the warrington one!!! it says about mutant chavs!

then read the warrington comments! im serious its so worth it!!!

theres one who says he went to uni in warrington...but there is no uni there! i know i live in warrington when not at uni!!!! the guy needs a slap!

another says that they are the protector of the downtrodden and punisher of chavs!!! all through learning martial arts!!! what an idiot! i think he is actually a little kid that still gets bullied and likes to have a fantasy life on the internet! if you get jumped by 4 guys the only real change you have is one quick punch and alot of fast running or have a gun or other large very intimidating weapon, otherwise your screwed! unless your bruce lee who is dead so yes you are screwed!

the comments are so funny! i think they may be the best thing!