boredbloke
29-05-05, 07:33 AM
Little Johnny's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born
without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital
Johnny's
family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house,
Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had
no
ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything
about
the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the
smacking
of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he
understood completely. When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a
beautiful baby." The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."
Johnny
said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute
little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?" "Yes", the mother
replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20
vision."
"Hey that's great", said Little Johnny, "coz he'd be f****d if he needed
glasses."
:lol: :lol: :lol:
without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital
Johnny's
family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house,
Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had
no
ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything
about
the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the
smacking
of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he
understood completely. When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a
beautiful baby." The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."
Johnny
said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute
little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?" "Yes", the mother
replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20
vision."
"Hey that's great", said Little Johnny, "coz he'd be f****d if he needed
glasses."
:lol: :lol: :lol: