boredbloke
25-05-05, 11:20 PM
>A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
>sitting at the next table.
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>He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to
>start a conversation.
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>Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
>towards the man..
>
>He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it
>back.
>
>"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in
>place.
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>"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
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>They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
>theatre followed by drinks.
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>
>They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares
>his.
>
>She listens.
>
>After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to
>her place for a nightcap .......... and stay for breakfast.
>
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>They have a wonderful, wonderful time.
>
>The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
>
>The guy is amazed!! Everything has been SO incredible!!!!
>
>"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman.
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>Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
>
>
>"No," she replies.........
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>
>
>Wait for it... (scroll down)
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>
>It's coming...
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>The suspense is killing you, isn't it?>
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>"You just happened to catch my eye."
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>sitting at the next table.
>
>He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to
>start a conversation.
>
>Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
>towards the man..
>
>He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it
>back.
>
>"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in
>place.
>
>"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
>
>They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
>theatre followed by drinks.
>
>
>They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares
>his.
>
>She listens.
>
>After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to
>her place for a nightcap .......... and stay for breakfast.
>
>
>They have a wonderful, wonderful time.
>
>The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
>
>The guy is amazed!! Everything has been SO incredible!!!!
>
>"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman.
>
>Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
>
>
>"No," she replies.........
>
>
>
>Wait for it... (scroll down)
>
>
>It's coming...
>
>
>
>The suspense is killing you, isn't it?>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
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>
>
>"You just happened to catch my eye."
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