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Alex
05-05-05, 08:49 PM
At work i need to embrace dynamic synergies and engage proactive architectures to help expedite user-centric functionalities whilst maximising holistic action-points, empowering value-added initiatives to implement next-generation deliverables.

This would help us to unleash customised partnerships using existing enterprise models, therefore enabling scalable extensible niches to orchestrate world transformation methodlogies which would in turn engage a proactive user symbiotic synergy.

Further more engaging integrated schemas would drastically help to incubate out-of-the-box paradigms, streamline seamless metrics and strategize dynamic action-items. This would exploit the portal application communities which results in integrated visionary relationships. This can be increased by levering the magnetic network and monetising the granular cross-platform convergene mindshare.

E-enabling this application of the global corporate matrix would further promote cutting edge-business end to end solutions for mission critical proactive, robust and scalable value added streams. Please see my graphs below:







http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/2001/11/12/funnymoneygraph.gif






http://www.pornsneak.com/images/graph-penis-enlargement.gif

Rach
05-05-05, 08:52 PM
did you happen to accidentally swallow a thesaurus alex...?

(i am however rather impressed by your growth progress...! ha ha)

boredbloke
05-05-05, 08:57 PM
erm... yeah.

good stratergy....

...why does the growth start at 5" ??? i mean seriously thas below average!

Alex
05-05-05, 08:59 PM
It's width

Rach
05-05-05, 09:00 PM
:o

alex is obviously a girth kinda guy...







i do apologise people... :roll:

boredbloke
05-05-05, 09:06 PM
:o

alex is obviously a girth kinda guy...

PMSL!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

jesus I'd feel for ur missus if that was true...

Fester
05-05-05, 11:04 PM
I am pissed and this is funny :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jack
06-05-05, 08:13 AM
With skills like that you seriously should be working for the local council!

(and I'm not talking about the penis growth)

Philsutton
06-05-05, 11:40 AM
With skills like that you seriously should be working for the local council!

lol
Yeah i didnt quite grasp the underlying message in this post, only thing i understood was the penis growth as it was in the form of a easy to read graph.

Dave
06-05-05, 01:53 PM
alex be quiet or the 'work team' photo gets posted lol

from the graph it looks like: alex = hung like a big black donkey lmao

Riggy
06-05-05, 09:04 PM
pmsl @ the graph :lol: :lol:

boredbloke
06-05-05, 10:55 PM
alex be quiet or the 'work team' photo gets posted lol

from the graph it looks like: alex = hung like a big black donkey lmao

post it anyway!!!

ANDYRACER
08-05-05, 01:10 AM
LMAO at this whole topic. Alex you are one random person :lol: