why not park on my bumper??

[hendrix]

Ok fair enough parking space on my street is limited but this takes the piss
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v621/hendrix/PHTO0016.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v621/hendrix/PHTO0020.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v621/hendrix/PHTO0017.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v621/hendrix/PHTO0019.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v621/hendrix/PHTO0018.jpg
luckily no damage to the bumper but still, what a cnut :evil:

[-tucny-]

the grown up thing to do in that situation would be to let his tyres down :lol:

[Jules]

the grown up thing to do in that situation would be to let his tyres down :lol:

And write swear words in the dirt on the side of his van!
:lol:

[Philsutton]

lodge some dog shit under the door handle of the van

[Jack]

Diplomacy - The Phil Sutton Way :lol:

[Philsutton]

if your going to piss the guy off at least do it right, make his fingers smell of poo lol

[epo]

i think his window would have had a meeting set up with mr brick and his teeth with mr fist

[dunova]

**Cough** Key it **cough**















Okay, bit harsh i suppose, do the tyres........

[Riggy]

lodge some dog s**t under the door handle of the van


pmsl :lol: imagine if phil ran for prime minister lol

[scott.parker]

if your going to p**s the guy off at least do it right, make his fingers smell of poo lol

Better still lay down your owne and place it there,that way you get your owne back by shiting on him.. :lol:

scott

[marsh_man]

LOL some women parked over my cussins drive. So we watered her windscreen for her and decided to flower it and write nice words in the wet flower :D

try that - they get cheesed off with that :)

[Jack]

Yo, MTV - Park My Ride

[Dar]

Did you not know that White Vans are the fastest, best driven and most well parked vehicles on the planet!

No.... me neither but the fcukers that drive them seen to think so!

Obviously the thing is gone now but im with Phil all the way on this type of thing make him/her smell like the piece of poo he/she is. It was probably a works van so damaging it won't bother the monkey behind the wheel.

I had one of these monkeys racing up behind my Nova yesterday and then pulling off and racing up behind me again (in a 30 zone) gurrrr.

BTW my little bro drives a white van but hes ok :D

[SREmma]

I bet you where screwing :twisted: If i had seen someone parked on my bumper i prob would have done one of the listed above! :twisted:

[NovaloadedAgain]

Lol, well flour would not have been in order this time! I would have had to have smash the window & p1ss in the seat. Id then still feel like I havent done enough & id have to get my lil van & keep reversing into his bumper....HARD! Lol

[Matt Nova]

do the same to him get you and a mate to park up this close trapping him in so he can't move :lol:

[dan_mk1]

How many pictures!?

[Matt Nova]

How many pictures!?

they were needed to get full effect of van drivers parking abilities :wink:

[Jack]

How many pictures!?
Five

[Philsutton]

clearly counting isnt dans strong point

[Jack]

http://www.learningwithtoys.com/images2/493%20Melissa%20And%20Doug%20Lights%20Camera%20Int eraction%20Wooden%20Abacus.jpg

[-tucny-]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y119/tucny/littlemissbrainybook.jpg

This is a good book, always helps me when i run out of fingers :D