Chris
15-04-05, 12:09 PM
Just ogt these of my bro so I thought I'd share them with you
> Mary had a little lamb.
> Her father shot it dead.
> Now it goes to school with her,
> between two chunks of bread.
>
> -----------------------------------------
>
> Jack and Jill Went up the hill
> to have some hanky panky.
> Silly Jill forgot her pill
> And now there's little Franky.
>
> -------------------------------------
>
> Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
> her clothes all tattered and torn.
> It wasn't the spider that crept beside her, But Little Boy Blue and
> his horn.
>
> ------------------------------------------------
>
> Old Mother Hubbard
> Went to the cupboard
> to fetch her poor dog a bone.
> When she bent over
> Rover took over
> and gave her a bone of his own.
>
> ---------------------------------------------
>
> Mary had a little lamb
> It ran into a pylon.
> 10,000 volts went up its arse
> and turned its wool to nylon
>
> ------------------------------------------
>
> Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
> said Simple Simon to the Pieman, What have you got there? Said the
> Pieman unto Simon, Pies, you d!ckhead.
>
> -------------------------------------------
>
> Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
> Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
> All the kings horses and all the kings men, Said "F*ck him, He's only
> an egg.
>
> -------------------------------------------------
>
> Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
> Kissed the girls and made them cry.
> When the boys came out to play,
> He kissed them too, cause he was gay.
> Mary had a little lamb.
> Her father shot it dead.
> Now it goes to school with her,
> between two chunks of bread.
>
> -----------------------------------------
>
> Jack and Jill Went up the hill
> to have some hanky panky.
> Silly Jill forgot her pill
> And now there's little Franky.
>
> -------------------------------------
>
> Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
> her clothes all tattered and torn.
> It wasn't the spider that crept beside her, But Little Boy Blue and
> his horn.
>
> ------------------------------------------------
>
> Old Mother Hubbard
> Went to the cupboard
> to fetch her poor dog a bone.
> When she bent over
> Rover took over
> and gave her a bone of his own.
>
> ---------------------------------------------
>
> Mary had a little lamb
> It ran into a pylon.
> 10,000 volts went up its arse
> and turned its wool to nylon
>
> ------------------------------------------
>
> Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
> said Simple Simon to the Pieman, What have you got there? Said the
> Pieman unto Simon, Pies, you d!ckhead.
>
> -------------------------------------------
>
> Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
> Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
> All the kings horses and all the kings men, Said "F*ck him, He's only
> an egg.
>
> -------------------------------------------------
>
> Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
> Kissed the girls and made them cry.
> When the boys came out to play,
> He kissed them too, cause he was gay.