f"*kin vandlism

[nova-slag]

why the fuck do 15 yr olds think there hard after beer and a few pills ??? we had a party at my g/f's sat night and her younger sister bought some lads back who were being noisy, now bearing in mind this was 1 am we decided to chuck them out (neighbours already dont like us much).......... i woke up in the morning with a) a steaming hang over b) my nova with no wing mirrors, snapped rear wiper and foot prints over bonnet roof and spoiler !!! not to mention a pizza across the windowscreen !! then the dumbfucks went bragging to her other sisters bf bout what happened, not knowing me and him go way back and he's also a "boy racer" , haha dumb fucks, i now have there names and adresses, a statment from sisters bf and foresics !!!!! just thought id have a rant about it......

[Mike.]

i no how you feel mate someone put a boot through one of the headlights on my nova last year, thats the reason why i moved it, glad you got the details of the little bastards

[Philsutton]

well you know who it is, its just coming up with a suitable punishment for them. Preferably something that involves long sharp sticks and some poo

[Nick]

someone chucked an egg at mine once, but i cleaned it off...

[Philsutton]

not a violent person then nick?

[chapers]

oooooooooo sounds nasty sorry bout the car mate, what you gunna do to 'em? can you let us know the results..? i hope the little s**ts get what they deserve!

chaps

[epo]

not a violent person then nick?

course not he hugs trees :lol:

[nova-slag]

im not doing anything to em till the police ave done, if they ended up battered and bruised now it'd look a little suspicious !!! im scared that if i start hitting them i wont stop aswell !!!

[Philsutton]

these retards need to be spoken to in their own language, tea an biscuits just wont do. Beat them to an inch of their lives then they will get the message, until then they will carry on being the well bo bad ass wickaad wiggas they think they are.

[jkhilton]

maybe so, but if you are going to do somthing, dont post about it on here, just go and do it and dont tell anyone.

[nova-slag]

i was thinkin some old skool vigalante action !!! burnin stakes the works, OR kidnap em, drive em 2 skeggy beach strip em bollock naked and drive home again (after a quick blast in arcades)



who fancy a trip to the sea-side??

[chapers]

i was thinkin some old skool vigalante action !!! burnin stakes the works, OR kidnap em, drive em 2 skeggy beach strip em b******s naked and drive home again (after a quick blast in arcades)



who fancy a trip to the sea-side??

sounds like a plan because then you wont get done for gbh or assult (or whatever you would get done for...)

do it!

[Phil_G]

kidnapping?


try that for starters...

Im sure the stripping naked would be turned into summat like sexual harassment too..

:?

Phil

[ANDYRACER]

You seem very carm mate like Phil said beat them and they'll soon learn not to fuck with other peoples property.

[Ricks]

sorry to hear about that ladi hope they get done over for itl. but piggys will end up warning them

[boredbloke]

...should definately be somthing thats thought out....

best not to do it yet or else u may find things done to ur car again

give it a lil while and devise a plan......

a new paint job to there cars (namely brake fluid spelling out the words I'm a twat),

stuff they're exhaust pipe with expansion foam,

and nick all the thier wheel bolts and carefully balance the car on the rims (or nick them too lol)

Revenge is a sweet thing :D

[Riggy]

lol i had some little fucker kick my wing mirrors off and snap my rear wiper and draw all over my car with marker a few months back :twisted:

caught the fuckers red handed and within 20 min the were offerin to pay for it and 1 had a bucket and was cleaning the marker off lol

its really bad for car vandelisin here and every week one get windows put through or tyres slashed , although now its happens to the cars parked infront and behind mine and my fiancee's :lol:

[Philsutton]

lol i had some little fucker kick my wing mirrors off

oooh the swear filter isnt working lol

[Nick]

not a violent person then nick?

23 rotten eggs on their car roof.

the joys of having friends who own chicken farms :-D

[nova-slag]

brake fluids a good idea.....but there only 15 !!! although it probably stings in the eyes !!!!!!! ill devise a cunning and probably violent get back plan !! im still undecided on wots best to do, altho its bin 4 days and still no word from the coppers, think its bout time i took matters into my own hands !!!

[epo]

brake fluids a good idea.....but there only 15 !!! although it probably stings in the eyes !!!!!!! ill devise a cunning and probably violent get back plan !! im still undecided on wots best to do, altho its bin 4 days and still no word from the coppers, think its bout time i took matters into my own hands !!!


maybe so, but if you are going to do somthing, dont post about it on here, just go and do it and dont tell anyone.

[Jos]

Just go and beat the crap out of them, one at a time with afew days inbetween. then the little shits will know you are coming for them and won't know whos next! HAHA! that'd show them.....

Have the coppers even been round your house yet? If not they're not taking you seriously.

[DISCO GSI]

these little tools dont even have cars my advice is to tie them to a tree and poke them in the eye with a sharp stick for about twenty to thirty minutes each then kill there pets just for good mesure ! sorry to all who consider this harsh but after that i bet they will think twice before trying it again!

[nova-slag]

no coppers yet and its been 8-9days ive gave up on them now, we've got a revenge plan ready but i cant say to much at the mo but it involves 1 of the lads motorbike and the other lads dads sales garage :wink: :twisted:

[~~joycey~~]

this mite sound random but i remember somebody on here saying that he was driveing along and some nutter smashed his fist straight through his windscreen

so he then drove off with him hanging off the car :lol:

[NovaloadedAgain]

The only two car crime related incidents Ive had was:
mk1 Nova somebody tried to jack the car up & nick my speedlines-Before I had a drive it was parked on the road. I heard the alarm go off as soon as they started jacking it up....I went outside chased em. One dropped the wheel wrench so I lobbed it & got him in the back of the head, & I got a free jack! Nice
The next time was a year later & my Corsa C had fruit chucked at it & because of the acid ruined my front wing which I had to get resprayed, Luckily the little tw*ts came back to do it again, & my mate was driving past with a few mates saw 2 lads on mopeds parked behind my car, He waited & when they went to get the fruit out from there seats, he got out with his mates & beat the fuck out of em, stripped em from the waist down & his mates took there peds! LMAO! Never had any probs since! :D

[Jack]

Well if you're gonna own a Corsa, you have to expect society's anger to be aimed at you :lol:

[Chris]

the

[marsh_man]

what a bunch of sad yet selfish tw*ts tbh! all cause u got something they havent which is worth a bit of cash.

i'd string em up yourself if i was u! thats if u dont report them and nothing is done about it.

[Matt Nova]

i've had a axe thrown through my rear window tossers

[marsh_man]

PMSL!

An Axe????

The second one of them go through my window is the second I vacate :)

Thats just looney!

[nova-slag]

dont know if anybodys still watching this topic but i now have the phone number for 1 of the lads that did my car

its 07796404478, his names brett, feel free to abuse him/circulate his number etc etc, we're putting it out in gay chat rooms at the mo !!!!

and ive still got the coppers "investigating" ahem, the crime

[Philsutton]

its 07796404478, his names brett
lol unlucky. Also I suggest getting his address and ordering some gay porn mags to his house. I mean he clearly thinks he a real man by acting a cock so just destroy his reputation.

[ANDYRACER]

Just spreaded his no. around all my mates he's going to wish he never touched your car :lol:

[marsh_man]

LOL , nice one!

Can i just ask how did you actually find all these details :)

[mad-driver]

last time someone went near me mates car they ended up in hospital lol, but then he can be a crazy f***er at times.

why dont you ring up and order loadsa pizza's delivered to his house, someone has to pay for them lol