Performance Vauxhall + Girlfriend= Funny

[gazmorgan1985]

Lads and ladies i dont know if any of you guys have asked ya girlfrinds to come but ive been pissin my self here... read this, its my lovly but simple girlfrind:

1st question from her on the subject of stopping there

Uncle Nob Head says:
u like camping
Laura says:
errrm is ther a place wher i can plug my straightners??
gaz says:
lol lmao
Laura says:
well is ther?
gaz says:
lol na i'll take a generator
gaz says:
there's a plug socket in the tree babes

2nd question after askin if she wants to go PERFORMANCE VAUXHALL 5mins ealier

Laura says:
wot sorta car show is it gona b?
gaz says:
erm... PERFORMANCE VAUXHALL babes lmao at you
Laura says:
oi
gaz says:
prat
Laura says:
oi

As any 1 had a difficult time like this???

[Philsutton]

i took an ex to trax a few years back, biggest mistake i made. I actually hated the show even though it ws good. Couldnt do with the constant stupid questions.

[burgo]

lol that was a similar first question i got when i mentioned going she asked if there was showers, then what do you actually do lol

[gazmorgan1985]

lol well ive told her she can put have to a hiring of a gennerator, so i can take a toaster an cookin stuff lol

[Philsutton]

take a generator and there will be quite a few people that'll want to kill her when shes straightening her hair at 3am

[burgo]

:o a generator for a toaster!!!! do you want a slap everything is cooked on disposable bbq end of story

[Philsutton]

lol your wrong, i eat all mine cold. All my tins of beans ect mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[gazmorgan1985]

yeah but i cant b a*$ed wiv the ear ache off her goin "babes my beans and bread are cold", no what i mean... we all hate ear ache... an she does love modded motors, so u gotta give an take havent you lol

[Novadex]

Rough with the smooth m8!

[ANDYRACER]

God i dnt understand y u want to take a women to something like total vauxhall it'll just ruin ur weekend

[Aragorn]

rofl i can just imagine it now, nova pulling in with the large diesel generator on a trailer on the back of it and pulling out the microwave, kettle, toaster and streighteners lol

if its such a problem stay in a hotel - its only ?45-50 a night and u get electricity and shower

[ANDYRACER]

We drive novas were not that rich :lol:

[gazmorgan1985]

We drive novas were not that rich :lol:

i'll agree wiv you on thew andy m8 lol!

[scott.parker]

Well gaz you pleb its not total vauxhall it's perfomance vauxhall :lol:

[gazmorgan1985]

lmao...i noticed about 10mins after i posted this post lol, what a dumb ass (shh dont tell the girlfriend...i'll never hear the end of it, because when there rite there rite, and when there wrong there rite :? ) if you know what i mean! lol

[Phil_G]

Me and the missus have got a gas stove thing.

2 Hobs ( beans on one and bacon on the other) and the grill (toast).. add to that the Kettle for the car and you got a nice little breakfast :D


Phil

[Jules]

I'll be staying at a travel inn as per normal - I'm used to my southern softy comforts!!
:lol:

[Ste_Nova]

lol.... wait till you see my campsite at modded nationals, huge tent thing, lighting, radio station, and huge generator

[kevster]

im bringing my bird with me we come last year she loved it :D :D

[Ste_Nova]

lol.... wait till you see my campsite at modded nationals, huge tent thing, lighting, radio station, and huge generator

oh yeh and for the straightners a small mains inverter is fine

[Jules]

lol.... wait till you see my campsite at modded nationals, huge tent thing, lighting, radio station, and huge generator

oh yeh and for the straightners a small mains inverter is fine

The voice of experience:
LOL @ visions of Ste straightning his hair in the middle of a camp site at a car show!!
:lol:

[Ste_Nova]

lol i had a queue last year cause i was the only peep with a 2000w inverter :lol:

[ANDYRACER]

im bringing my bird with me we come last year she loved it :D :D

Thats a first, uve got a good g/f there. Does she mind u spending money on ur car?

[Chris]

We drive novas were not that rich :lol:

i'll agree wiv you on thew andy m8 lol!

I drive a nova and usually take a generator to shows

[Phil_G]

im bringing my bird with me we come last year she loved it :D :D

Thats a first, uve got a good g/f there. Does she mind u spending money on ur car?

mine spends more on hers than i do on mine :lol: :lol:


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[ANDYRACER]

We drive novas were not that rich :lol:

i'll agree wiv you on thew andy m8 lol!

I drive a nova and usually take a generator to shows

No i didnt mean the generator i meant stayin in a hotel.

[novabex]

im a girl!

i like car shows!

they are mint!

shit hot cars and sexy half neked birds

jackie degg... michelle marsh... YUM

[ANDYRACER]

^^^ Thats a first. :lol:

[novabex]

i love the jap shows too

i always get dragged to them by the other half... as hes a jap crap driving mofo

[~~joycey~~]

im a girl!

i like car shows!

they are mint!

s**t hot cars and sexy half neked birds

jackie degg... michelle marsh... YUM

im still waiting to ur nova.

[kevster]

:D :D :D she love shows coz its me mostly looking at cars and not birds :wink: :wink: not like in town :twisted:

[novabex]

im still waiting to your nova?

you what joycey?

[ANDYRACER]

^^ i think he means for u to put ur car on the site.

[Philsutton]

she love shows coz its me mostly looking at cars and not birds not like in town

its better when your girlfriend is looking at the girls in the same way yo are :D

[Novadex]

Novabex???? You have been novertaken??? lol ur a copycat!

[novabex]

haha :oops:

someone crashed into my car last week.... well purposly crashed into it... fecking chavvers

ill put some pics up when its been "restored"

[Novadex]

as long as it dont look like mine, lol! that would be wierd! :)

[novabex]

mines white

what colours yours?

[Mel]

It's a car show with camping. It's great fun. No "home comforts" allowed.

Straighteners? jeeze.. All I need is alcohol, place to crash out on and a toilet. Sorted!

[novabex]

hey i still take my straightners camping with me!

[srs1]

all i need is a whole car full of stuff like last year lol

tent, airbed (mel can you pick me one up pweeeze) bbq and pump for bed, gazebo folding chairs.

i shall not be taking as much this year.
have to liase with chris in what we shall be bringing this year for the novaload campsite.

[Mel]

tent, airbed (mel can you pick me one up pweeeze) bbq and pump for bed, gazebo folding chairs.


LOL and you still took the bugger back :wink:

One thing I forgot..I need my spank tent as well :P

[Novadex]

mines white

what colours yours?

mines red, but ill be buying a wight GTE soon :lol: lol

[gazmorgan1985]

do u just sleep where ever, or has novaload got its own...was gonna say little but, BIG camping area lol, last time i was there i just slept in the car lol wiv the tv on

[srs1]

we usually get a few of us on here doing a convoy down.
usually meet up at watford gap services and drive down from there.
we then set up together at the same time.
last ime we had 16 cars i think, so we took up a big area. and we got drunk.
just watch this space from me and chris16v.
tickets will be on sale soon, see ian for them.

[Rach]

i think i'll have to start organising myself now...

i haven't even thought about it, and i was gutted i didnt go last time...

[NovaloadedAgain]

Im gonna try & come along to this show too. Me & the missus so Gaz I feel for ya mate if shes az annoyin with stupid questions as my missus, Bless her she tries to understand about cars! Lol

I will be bringing my generator too! & my hotel of a tent. Lol. I will buy a smaller one actually!