problem with AX lads

[bob]

a while ago I hung round with these"hard" lads who were only hard in a group,and one of their gfs took a liking to me and dumped him for me even tho I told her not to,so I fell out with em,the lad in question has just passed his test n got a silver H-reg AX GT sportif,I know this cos he drives it hard(really hard!) and he tried forcing me over a central reservation in it,which wasnt v nice, so I dont know wot to do now,I know Im losing my license soon but wot happens between then?- anyone got any ideas how I can get my own back cunningly?

a car that works properly?- think Im daydreaming...

[Fester]

go and twat him i would have thought would be the natural solution

Hi officer.
What?
She said she was 16!
NOT AGAIN FFS

[Cheese]

Ive been trying to think up some sensible answer to this, but totally agree with Fester! Wait until he's on his own, and Kick the shit out of him!!
He's just jealous coz you got the girl and he didnt :D

Ben :D

:D Twin 40's on the way :D

[ianwood]

i hate ax's i'll force him off the road in my gte

[bob]

he drives like an arse, he oversteers all ove rthe place cos he aint used to something with a lil poke, wonder if the brakes are good???
thing is if I touch him everyone will know I did it and then give me a beating,they know where I park my car up for work,they know where I live,I wanna get even just dont know how,all I can think is while Im off the road get some engine mods done to my car etc and just blow him away next time,if I report him the police will think its just sour grapes anyways,and everyone knows how useless the police are anyways,they couldnt even be bothered to finger print my car door when I had my stereo nicked rnd xmas, and theyre was loadsa sweaty greasy prints all ove the door n windowx-(

a car that works properly?- think Im daydreaming...

[yela_nova_rob]

Someone told me that brake fluid works well on paint...not to sure

[v1nce]

forget the paint stripper!!!

remember the AX is a french car therefore made of TIN metal

TAKE A CAN OPENER 2 IT lol

[ade]

if he drives like a tosser, hell kill himself like a tosser. Lets just hope he doesnt take anyone out with him.

Ade

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotamy!

[ade]

if he drives like a tosser, hell kill himself like a tosser. Lets just hope he doesnt take anyone out with him.
Steer clear - maybe hell get bored (yeah right) - festers solution plan b

Ade

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotamy!

[bob]

will see wot happens for now I think,somethings gonna go all over his car tho,paint stripper or brake fluid,a bit on every panel I think, would set the car off nicely! just need to figure out his routine, where he parks up and the like,I know where he lives, so perhaps a really late nites trip down his end wouldnt go a miss? he is usually up town on fridays I think,I dunno if hes sensible to leave his car home or not mind.
I would like him to get caught for speedning like I did and for him to lose his license or something really though

a car that works properly?- think Im daydreaming...

[spec]

stick a 2.0 16v or a 2.0 16v turbo in ur motor and give him a pasting OR find where his car is put brake fluid AND paint stripper all over it, :D knife all the tires, smash all the windows and maybe a dint or two (i.e on the roof, bonnet etc) and make sure u keep ur car in the garage after that !!! lol B-)

[bob]

lol yeah! I dunno wot to do, give me a while n I will get my own back-I dont wanna do it striaght away, I was thinking bout drawing a hooj nob on his bonnet in paintstripper or brake fluid.perhaps If I screw some screws in each of the tyres?

a car that works properly?- think Im daydreaming...

[CP]

Hahahahaha!!!!
LMAO@Micky.
Tears runnin down my face!
I've got this image of Micky prowling around old peeps homes with his trusty baseball bat!! Fucking surreal!!!Lol!.

I've always favoured a long thin screwdriver with the end ground to a sharp point. Find his car and spear his radiator at the bottom in 1or 2 places. With a bit of luck he might overheat his engine and fuck it

The meaning of life??
1.4 16V

[CP]

Hahahahaha!!!!
LMAO@Micky.
Tears runnin down my face!
I've got this image of Micky prowling around old peeps homes with his trusty baseball bat!! Fucking surreal!!!Lol!.

I've always favoured a long thin screwdriver with the end ground to a sharp point. Find his car and spear his radiator at the bottom in 1or 2 places. With a bit of luck he might overheat his engine and fuck it

The meaning of life??
1.4 16V

[Stuart]

just go and bend the B pillar with yer thumb! lol

if you find out where he lives get 100 pizzas deliverd to his place, get random shitte posted to him then get his car towed by saying its been abandoned on your drive ;) little things but highly entertaining lol

BEng (hons) just isnt enough, i need a Msc too!

[?Marty?]

I was going to say you're all immature and would be involved as accomplices/in incitement for whichever criminal act he decides to carry out against this other person or his property. but then i thought, fuck-it, i don't really know the facts of what has happened (maybe bob's version of the events is one-sided? what if you were in love and someone 'stole' the girl from you? or maybe not). And even though i don't promote the law being broken or taken into your own hands, here's my suggestion:

UPGRADE YOUR BRAKES TO FUCK-OFF BIG ASTRA GSi ONE'S OR SOMETHING. DRIVE ABOUT (WITH A COUPLE OF MATES IN THE CAR, IF YOU CAN) TILL YOU SEE HIM AND GET HIM TO CHASE YOU IN HIS CAR. THEN SLAP THE BRAKES ON AND GET HIM TO CRASH INTO THE BACK OF YOU. HE HAS TO DRIVE IN A DISTANCE BEHIND YOU IN WHICH HE CAN SAFELY STOP (DIDN'T HE SEE THE DOG/CAT ETC THAT 'RAN OUT INFRONT OF YOUR CAR'? YOU AND YOUR MATES/WITNESSES DID), OTHERWISE HE WOULD BE TAILGATING AND ETC, AND IT WOULD BE HIS FAULT FOR THE ACCIDENT. CLAIM OFF HIS INSURANCE AND GET YOUR CAR MODDED FOR FREE WHILE YOU WAIT TO GET YOUR LICENSE TO COME BACK.

OH, AND IT'S A TERRIBLE SHAME THAT YOU AND ALL YOUR PASSENGERS HAPPENED TO SUFFER FROM 'WHIPLASH' WHILST IN THE COLLISION. ;)
THAT'S AT LEAST A GRANDS COMPENSATION EACH.

AND IF YOU CAN'T GET ANYMATES TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS, THEN HAVE A BASEBALL BAT OR ETC (NOT GOOD IF THE POLICE TURN UP, THOUGH YOU COULD BUY 'THE BILLY-BAT' - A BASEBALL BAT/STEERING WHEEL COMBO) TO 'GENTLY PERSUADE HIM TO GIVE YOU HIS INSURANCE DETAILS. IF HE HAS ANY. WHICH IF HE DOESN'T IS EVEN MORE FUN.

[neiloakley]

Passengers will not be accepted as witnesses in court. Only other drivers. So get your mate, to drive the other way in his car and when you see him coming towards you then slam on the brakes. Takes a bit more organising but will defo stand up in court.

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[Stuart]

and as for compenasation ideas GROW the fuck up! they are the reason why insurance keeps going up!

BEng (hons) just isnt enough, i need a Msc too!

[ade]

leave him alone - if u do owt you'll probably get a kicking. At the end of the day you've won - your shagging his bird! All you have to do is remain calm, swallow your prode and everytime he sees u with his ex, just say hello in a sly smile but remain calm coz the bird will eventually get pissed off with u if u av a go. Worst case she may also get a kicking from his mates n u dont want that. Nething done to him, his car, his house will go right back to you - regardless of wot it is. Psychologically youve kicked the shit out of him and ripped his nads off in one go - in his head, not only do you have his bird but your using his balls as dice round yer rear view mirror!

Nuff said!


I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotamy!

[bob]

I will leave it for now then. However,if I do get the opportunity to, I will get him back somehow.Appart from anything,Im driving a kewl 1400 mk2 gsi replica on 15s and cool mods etc,and hes driving a tatty silver ax gt!

a car that works properly?- think Im daydreaming...

[hearn69r]

I totally agree with ade - If you feel you're not hard enuff to knock sh1t out of him, then leave it.

[hearn69r]

I totally agree with ade - If you feel you're not hard enuff to knock sh1t out of him, then leave it.

[spec]

if ur not hard enough theres a simple solution, when u see him on his own, confront him and then kick him as hard as u can in the nuts and that should make him fall to the ground so u can kick the shit out of him simple !!!

[eggy]

I agree with gte wait till hes on hes own I guarentee he wont be half as brave as he is without a car full of mates . I had some trouble a couple of years back back some dick tried to run me off the I road managed to get away , drove home and he was waiting at the top of my street with a car full of dicks and his mates car full of dicks too. he stood there and was giving it all the mouth . I just asked him if it was that much of a problem why didnt he do somethiong about it there and then , the dick didnt know what to say made him look a complete tit in front of all his mates. Couple of weeks later i bumped into him again in a petrol station and he wouldnt even look at me . Not many people will give someone a kicking without either alot of alcohol or alot of mates behind them

[?Marty?]

He asked how he could get them back cunningly- i think my suggestion was the most cunning one.

Insurance is going up anyway, and if you don't claim other people will anyway. So if you're going to get ripped off, you might as well get something out of it yourself.

Though i was just messing around, and in the real world i do not suggest you do anything to that lad. And in this day and age no-one should have to fight.

WHAT IF YOU HIT HIM 'IN THE WRONG PLACE'AND HE DIED OR WAS HANDICAPPED AS A DIRECT RESULT? OR WHAT IF YOU HAD A GO AND HE HIT YOU 'IN THE WRONG PLACE'? USE YOUR HEAD.

[ade]

yeah but if the twat crashes into the back of his car he'll trash his car - that I'm afraid is not a cunning solution as it will probably write his car off. That would hurt more coz all the hard work he put into modding it will be wasted! Not worth wrecking your own car over a shitty AX. :(
Ade

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotamy!

[ade]

yeah but if the twat crashes into the back of his car he'll trash his car - that I'm afraid is not a cunning solution as it will probably write his car off. That would hurt more coz all the hard work he put into modding it will be wasted! Not worth wrecking your own car over a shitty AX. :(

Stick a banana up his zorst! :P

Ade


I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotamy!

[?Marty?]

Yea, just keep putting dog-shit on his car. Stick some under it, at the front, so you can't see it - but when he drives the stink will enter the car. It's very mature.

[Novaload Admin]

remove his sump plug.

[dave.gsi]

some suggestions....

nick his wheels and leave it on bricks. (i'm a scouser after all!!)

break in and shit on his drivers seat.

burn it out.

smash it up.

smash him up. (find the scariest bastard in the pub and switch him 50 notes to do it 4 u)

loosen his wheel bolts.

post naked pix of the bird under his window wipers. even better, pix of u taking her up the hoop lol!!

post a flaming shit through his letterbox!! (oh how good it was to be young lol)

drill a small hole in his filler pipe, then inject all kinds of shit into his fuel tank.(expanding foam anyone??)

http://www.srownersclub.co.uk

[?Marty?]

get him a subscription to hardcore gay porn.

[?Marty?]

Post his phonenumber on here and we'll all ring him up and tell him what a wanker he is.

[?Marty?]

Sorry. I'm pissed.

[ade]

good call! or not a good call for him!

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotamy!

[badboy1.2]

where does he live? get a few nova lads together in their cars box him in while drivin s**t him up a bit if that doesn't work s**t in his exhaust pipe and roof!

[avon_nova]

Shit in his exhaust pipe? How the hell are you going to do that? Imagine being caught! :oops: