"your favourable reply"

[Jack]

Oh look! I've got an email about my hatch! *cough* sold it in January! *cough* :lol:


From: 'mike hurst' <mikehurst999@yahoo.com>
Subject: Enquires about your Vauxhall ?1150(Get back to me asap today)
Date: Mar 14 2005, 08:49 AM

Hello,
I was opportuned to see your ads on the net so i will like to know may be the Vauxhall , is still available for sale.Kindly reply ASAP with the last offer price and if possible with present condition.i will be looking forward to your favourable reply.
kindest Regards,
mike hurst..


I think I could have some fun with this.... :twisted:

Note: For those who don't know this is a blatant scam email...

[epo]

yeah i got one when i was selling mine he got told to "jog on" + some other words :lol:

[dunova]

Definately play with him abit!!! Frickin scamming gipo bastards.

Scary thing is i know a bloke called Mike Hurst :o :lol:

[Jack]

better than being called Mike Hunt I suppose.... :lol:

:amused: lol
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/101856.jpg

[epo]

tell him to call you about it from now on then give him the radio 1 flirt divert number :lol:

[Jack]

lmfao... couldn't resist this:

Hello mike hurst

iam appreciated of your email, Vauxhall yes still availble, in minterest condshione and low recored miles. I am willing to sale for price of ?1000. However there is small problem that the Vauxhall needs new horn, tell me do you have Big Horn for it?

looking on to your reply

Jack

[Riggy]

pmsl 150 quid of cos the horns broke lol :lol: :lol:

[dan-hipgrave]

LOL nice one mate :lol:

I got this email the other day for my SRi sunvisors on ebay -

"I wanted to know how much coast the shipment for Italy. Thanks.........Mark"

So i responded telling him i would look into it, and got this in response -

"Dan thanks, when to uncovered the price for the shipment it makes to know me hello. Mark"

What the hell does that mean?? :lol:

[Nick]

jack, do the Powerbook scam

but get us all to chip in for the Rustiest, crapiest peice of rubbish car ever, and send him that instead, get him to pay ?600 shipping for it :-D

or alternativly, just pop the celica in the post :-D

and no you can't send my car...

[srs1]

we could send him a picture of your car instead nick!

[boredbloke]

or a matchbox model!!!

that'd be well funny sell him a mini kids version!!!

[Jack]

jack, do the Powerbook scam
Thats what i was thinking of... hehe...

actually I saw another site a while back where this guy used to sell lots of car/biking etc parts... he used to get these scam emails all the time and would post them up with his replies... rather amusing...

lol @ dan hipgrave
"Dan thanks, when to uncovered the price for the shipment it makes to know me hello. Mark"
...Hmm... Babelfish anyone? :lol:

[scott.parker]

This is great,carnt belive someone called it that..
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/101856.jpg


lmfao... couldn't resist this:

Hello mike hurst

iam appreciated of your email, Vauxhall yes still availble, in minterest condshione and low recored miles. I am willing to sale for price of ?1000. However there is small problem that the Vauxhall needs new horn, tell me do you have Big Horn for it?

looking on to your reply

Jack

jack that line cracked me up,just though of the new potnodel adds :lol:

Scott

[Alex]

actually I saw another site a while back where this guy used to sell lots of car/biking etc parts... he used to get these scam emails all the time and would post them up with his replies... rather amusing...

I came across that site, was one of the funniest things that i had ever read

[Nick]

we could send him a picture of your car instead nick!

that's worth at least ?20k at auction...

[rachaelrebekah]

i actually know a guy called mike hunt.

[Nick]

i know a guy called Mike hannaford

[Jack]

I know a guy called John Lathwell.

[boredbloke]

I know two people with funny names the was Charles Hiscock...his email was c.hiscock@.....com

The aother was Caroline-Anne Crack email being c-a.crack@....com

well funny

[scott.parker]

I know two people with funny names the was Charles Hiscock...his email was c.hiscock@.....com

The aother was Caroline-Anne Crack email being c-a.crack@....com

well funny

PMSL...

c.hiscock@.....

See his cock at..lmao.. :lol:

[Jack]

I've had a reply :wink:

Hi Jack.
Thanks for your message including your last asking price. I have Big Horn for your Vauxhall so we can do sale ok. Meanwhile,I would be paying... <snip, scam details>
Regards.
mike hurst.....

I know some people liked my car, but I think thats a little OTT :lol: 8)

[dan-hipgrave]

LMAO what a response :lol:

[Jack]

Ok, for some reason he's replied AGAIN lol.. ahh well this one is funny too :lol:


From: 'mike hurst' <mikehurst999@yahoo.com>
Subject: I HAVE THE HORN FOR THE VAUXHALL!!!!!
Date: Mar 20 2005, 10:16 PM

Hello Jack.
Thanks for the mail you sent to me, and i am very glad that you told me you don't have the horn for the vauxhall,so i will like to inform you that i do have the horn and my shipper will come with the horn as soon as they are coming for the pick up of the vauxhall at your location,kindly provide me your full details for the payment of the vauxhall as soon as you receive this mail so that we can proceed on our transaction.
Cheers,
Mike....

[burgo]

how stupid do these people think you are lol

[Mike.]

lol, that blokes thick :lol:

[boredbloke]

I reckon u should go n make a mountain boxes in the shape of a car like joey did in friends with his "porshah" lol! the cover it with a car cover.

Would be rather amusing!

[dan-hipgrave]

yeh you have to do something to totally wind him up :lol: