View Full Version : Karting, who is going to be quickest?
as title, come on girls lets have it out in here first :lol:
depends on sat night drinking?
hmmm, you cant drink so that puts me quickest ATM
you all know id put you to shame if i could make it :(
is anyone going to record some racing for us then
if anyone is going up via the M1 or A14 and have a spare seat and are going on sunday coudl you drop me a pm please :)
i'll record some, i've got a new 1gb card to play with
scott.parker
15-03-05, 12:19 AM
Im just going easy on the drink night before,or els i will win by acidently raming everyone off :lol:
:lol: :lol:
good man benji
i will happily say that my girth will hinder me in this competition
Matt2107
15-03-05, 09:01 AM
Just remember kiddies that its not the winning its the taking part that matters.
hendrix
15-03-05, 11:35 AM
bring it on boys, BRING IT ON!!! :lol:
...just cuz ive been on that track before and had the quickest lap :roll:
the track got changed at Christmas, I havn't been on the new one. I think your hair will slow you down Andy
hendrix
15-03-05, 12:01 PM
oh bugger, i dint know they changed the track :cry:
hey my hair aint that long...... :lol:
Just remember kiddies that its not the winning its the taking part that matters.
That's what losers say :P
Jim
you all know id put you to shame if i could make it :(
Would you even be allowed to race with no licence? :lol:
i shall be taking the DoT approach of "Rubbin's racin' "
;o)
or V8 supercar ramming if need be lmao
good approach, but normally karting places don't share that view lol
im gonna put you in the wall
lol you wont be able to catch me. You're almost as fat as Jim :P :lol:
That's what losers say :P
Jim
Jim talking from experience then
im gonna put you in the wall
Rubbing is racing
LOL, It's going to get messy.
Chris, don't make me lap you, I wouldn't want to embarass you, especially since you organised it ;)
Jim
hendrix
15-03-05, 02:54 PM
shame they changed the track...i knew the old one. oh well i still say bring it on boys :lol:
when you're lappin chris ill be lappin u jim :twisted:
It's gonna be like Mario Kart!
Don't forget there is a fair chance that every good driver will be handicapped with someone like Cambridge or Jim! :lol:
MC
This is more like it, keep the friendly banter going boys, just keep it off the roads
there is no banter, justr a plain lack of understanding.
once i have lapped you all. i will push the kart around the circuit on the last lap to give you all a chance.
think that sounds fair.
and if burgo and andy are on the track at sdame time, there hair might get tangled and that aint good.
split ends
:lol:
just thought, you are all over the road when you drive andy. how can you own the lap record.
argh
it was going in circles weren't it!
come on boys we all know that i will be victorious :lol:
im not handicapped, im special :p
come on boys we all know that i will be victorious :lol:
I thought this was a team event? Theres no I in team, but there is ME :D
MC, You know you have to race with a helmet on, and from what I hear there are no barbers near by to sort your hair out :P
Jim
come on boys we all know that i will be victorious :lol:
I thought this was a team event? Theres no I in team, but there is ME :D
MC, You know you have to race with a helmet on, and from what I hear there are no barbers near by to sort your hair out :P
Jim
pmsl quality mate
ok then the winner will be ME :lol:
but mark has no hair anymore lol
hendrix
15-03-05, 06:43 PM
just thought, you are all over the road when you drive andy. how can you own the lap record.
argh
it was going in circles weren't it!
what do u mean im all over the road???
honest i dont know, lol u mean wen i was at riggys with them doors in me boot??
:lol:
dont worry about my long hair people, ill wear a beanie hat maybe lol
you all know id put you to shame if i could make it :(
Would you even be allowed to race with no licence? :lol:
i have a karting licence :P as i used to race and sean ........shut up
ive been nicking cars since i was 12 therefore am used to ragging them about
therefore i will win
**mental note** dont set fire to the go kart at then :lol:
as title, come on girls lets have it out in here first :lol:
Well..as I'm the only "girl" that's going to be there competing (as far as I know!)..I'll beat you lot to the grave lol..
Needless to say that as I am such a "bad driver", being female, you lot will leave me standing *cough* as if *cough* :P
I can give as good as I get given :wink:
as title, come on girls lets have it out in here first :lol:
Well..as I'm the only "girl" that's going to be there competing (as far as I know!)..I'll beat you lot to the grave lol..
Needless to say that as I am such a "bad driver", being female, you lot will leave me standing *cough* as if *cough* :P
I can give as good as I get given :wink:
just remember to take the handbrake off :wink: :lol: :lol:
chris, you sure i don't have time to 'nip' to pod first?
sorry to burst your bubble mel but the bird will be driving too lol shes not too bad at ikarting either, she does mad outside of a hairpin styleee overtaking :s
do i get a prize for coming in last
just remember to take the handbrake off :wink: :lol: :lol:
lol..charming..
Woohoo @ Stu..that makes me feel better..at least I won't be the only female competing :wink:
lol, I know..just wait till Sunday :P
ANDYRACER
15-03-05, 09:33 PM
[quote="epo"]ive been nicking cars since i was 12 therefore am used to ragging them about
therefore i will win
**mental note** dont set fire to the go kart at then :lol:[/quote/]
pmsl at this
Jim, you quite rightly stated that there is no I in TEAM, but I must add that there is a U in CNUT
How much testosterone can you fit on a go-kart track?
Jim
lmao...
boys will be boys :lol:
lmao...
boys will be boys :lol:
Rachg could pretend to be a boy and drive....
I am sure Alex would love stalking you round the track.....
scott.parker
16-03-05, 01:28 AM
pmsl you lot know affter paddyes day and sat night im still going to cum on top! :lol:
pmsl you lot know affter paddyes day and sat night im still going to cum on top! :lol:
I doubt it, you got overtaken by benji and he has a less powerful car than you, imagine whats going to happen when we're all in the same cc karts, god knows how many times your going to get lapped :P
Jim
hendrix
16-03-05, 10:22 AM
How much testosterone can you fit on a go-kart track?
Jim
guess we will find out on sunday after im victorious including my long hair :lol:
Camb I'll race you for last place :lol:
what you going to do? Go backwards?
hendrix
16-03-05, 12:54 PM
what you going to do? Go backwards?
lol would be quite funny, shame the carts dont have reverse lol
yours will seem like it will have a reverse gear
I've got a secret weapon...I'm going to buy a copy of Max Power and stick the free Max Power sticker onto the kart, that should give me at least 10bhp more than you lot, muhahahahahahahaah :twisted:
Jim
hendrix
16-03-05, 01:28 PM
yours will seem like it will have a reverse gear
bring it :lol:
I've got a secret weapon...I'm going to buy a copy of Max Power and stick the free Max Power sticker onto the kart, that should give me at least 10bhp more than you lot, muhahahahahahahaah :twisted:
Jim
I have already thought of that, and have 10 stickers, I just hope the chassis can take the extra 100hp, and hendrix, your face wont be pretty once me and jim have sandwiched you and flipped you on youur head
EDIT - Infact it aint even pretty now, so all you are gonna loose is the karting
hendrix
16-03-05, 01:40 PM
oooh thems tough words young christopher, lets see if you can back it up on the track eh :lol:
sod the max power stickers am going to fit led washer jets to my kart
and my hat will add extra speed if i could only work out how to wear it uner the helmet :lol:
think it will make the kart more aerodynamic for you epo.
i'm going to bring some polish for my kart, its gonna look bling!
have to look the part when receiving the winners trophy.
have to look the part when receiving the winners trophy.
You spelt weiner wrong ;) :P
Jim
Stuff this, I'm going to bring my own kart...
here's me testing before the weekend
http://campus.umr.edu/fsae/members/kylekart.jpg
Stuff this, I'm going to bring my own kart...
here's me testing before the weekend
http://campus.umr.edu/fsae/members/kylekart.jpg
lol your like me remember once you've nicked a car and set fire to it remember to get out :lol:
Jim, I would say I would leave treadmakes on your face, but they have slicks so I will have to settle will wiping Epo's skidmarks from his pants after he has shat himself after being put into the wall :lol:
It doesnt matter if you win by an inch or a mile...winnings winning
I'll get me coat.
Jim
:lol: i wish i was going really does sound good
I think there should be a number of "challenges" so that everyone gets a chance to excel ( What I mean by this is something for Camb err i mean fat people to have a chance of winning :P )
To this end although I'm prolly gonna be a non attendee I am prepared to sponsor a category that I have christened "The Bradex Easy Start Challenge" The rules are simple - you acquire from me at small expense- ?49.99 - a can of easy start. During the course of a race, you administer the entire contents of said can into the air intake of your steed. Points will be awarded for the severity of the ensuing performance enhancement/catastrophic mechanic failure and any resulting race driving incidents into the armco/other competitors that may follow!
Cant say fairer than that! :lol:
i agree with charles, but i can undercut him and supply said easystart for only ?39.99 a can :wink:
i recommend citroen brake cleaner, yours for the bargain of ?9.99 a tin
thing is this stuff really works ive actually had a car running on it as the injector was knackered lol
Burgo, you killed the topic.
Come on lads, don't let Chris bully you all, he drives like Miss Daisy :lol:
Jim
scott.parker
17-03-05, 12:58 PM
Yeah if miss daisy was lead footed lol
He gave my front disk's a dam caneing at donny in december..Smokeing :lol:
Scott
I drive mine much harder Scott :lol: In the video Benji put up from donington of the 106 rallye, I was driving at that point and could of pushed much quicker. Anyway, I just wanted to give you an excuse to get some better brakes :lol:
i shall insert my knob into anyone who finishes infront of me.
then again sean will be on top form and drive like an F1 driver now ive announced that lol
then again sean will be on top form and drive like an F1 driver now ive announced that lol
And you will be on a team on your own and will sit there with the brakes on for three hours. Poof
its only the reciever thats a homo :p
only gay if you push back
hendrix
17-03-05, 02:53 PM
shut it bummer boys, we all know me and my long hair is gonna win :lol: :lol:
Rob-16v
17-03-05, 03:11 PM
where and when are you going?
Sunday @ proam in selby is the time and date when hendrix gets his hair stuck in the clutch
Jim, I would say I would leave treadmakes on your face, but they have slicks so I will have to settle will wiping Epo's skidmarks from his pants after he has shat himself after being put into the wall :lol:
lilys nappies will protect me
:lol:
only gay if you push back
quality :D :D
scott.parker
18-03-05, 02:30 AM
only gay if you push back
quality :D :D
Look out bitch im gona get YOU..!! :lol: :wink:
cambridge will be too busy eating some pies on the side line to realise the race has started.
cambridge will be too busy eating some pies on the side line to realise the race has started.
PMSL thats nasty... and he aint from wigan, hes a sourfen Ponce so it has to be somthing posh southern food source.
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