so true!!

[boredbloke]

Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please

Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.

Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?

Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare

Customer: Hamburger Relish?

Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

Customer: Sausage and Mash?

Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

Customer: Cottage Pie?

Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare.

Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare?

Shopkeeper: Yes

Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then.

Shopkeeper: Certainly. ?4.50 please.

Customer: Thanks !!

[ANDYRACER]

Thats so true im well impressed theyre so shit at everything in UK. Its probably coz the goverment make lots of money on the tax they put on fags.

[raza]

lmao good un :P

[Riggy]

lol funny and true :lol: i like it

[burgo]

lol exactly why this country is fooked up

[scott.parker]

good one very well done :lol:

[Ricks]

:lol: :lol: :lol: gdun tht