important questions!!!!

[flowlikewater]

i was driving to aberystwith with an old f**k buddy of mine and we were talking about what we used to get up to. then messing around i said ive got a new chatup line. which was funny i thought cuz i made it up about 4 seconds before i said it.

"i may not have the biggest d**k on earth...but im not far off"

so everyone whats the best chat up lines you all know??? have you tryed them, and what happened???

[James B]

last time i tried this it earnt me a slap:

in a club 9 times out of ten you have a fit bird with her ugly mate. go to the ugly one and ask her for a dance. if she says yes, say off you go then ill look after your mate.

if she says no say well it was a toss up between that or going for a slash and you just happened to be on the way

Either way is a goodun i reckon :lol:

James

[Jack]

"Nice tits."

Worked on a number of occasions for me :lol:

[peester]

"look into my eyes my eyes not around the eyes but into the eyes my eyes ..3..2.1 youre under - i am a pimp and u f**kin love me- 3..2.1 ok your back."

[burgo]

lol@peester

[epo]

the ones that always make me laugh are:-

me and you are going to do it tonight so you might aswell be there

and

i may have a little dick but i have a 10" tounge and i can breathe through my ears

[Riggy]

pmsl :lol: :lol:

[Jules]

I've only got 4 inches.................but most girls don't like it that wide!
:lol:

[James B]

how would you like your eggs in the morning? fried or fertilised?

[ANDYRACER]

LOL sum good ones there :lol:

[scott.parker]

Well a good one my mate has on a t shirt that has work a few times is..

Ive lost my number----------------------Can i have yours..


So i though of a few veryed ones from that,yet try some

Best tryed on someone who looks old enough(28-30) :wink:

Hi ive lost my virginity-----------------Can i have yours..

Or just out on the piss messing with the lads theres this one
finde a guy whos missis is the most fit girl in the pub/club(make sure mates are near by)

Hi ive lost my missis-------------------Can i have yours


well they wer funny when wer out on the piss :lol:

Scott

[scott.parker]

ooh just though this one up..


Hi do you come hear often?---------------as i think i just have.. :lol:

[boredbloke]

pmsl :lol: :lol: :lol:

[boredbloke]

pmsl :lol: :lol: :lol:

[epo]

ive never needed chat up lines i just rely on how handsome i am :lol: :lol:

[ANDYRACER]

lol :lol:

[Jim]

ooh just though this one up..


Hi do you come hear often?---------------as i think i just have.. :lol:

I think you should stop thinking them up :P

Jim

[scott.parker]

ooh just though this one up..


Hi do you come hear often?---------------as i think i just have.. :lol:

I think you should stop thinking them up :P

Jim

lol im only joking as i dont think i would say it when out,and if i was too pished i would talk at all :lol: