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flowlikewater
09-03-05, 11:35 AM
ive just been in the union pub and my mate si asked me for some help. he said his girlfriend wet the bed last night and he doesnt know what to do. (p.s. shes out of school,19 and not retarded! just incase epo starts fantasising) i said he should start sleeping in her bed from now on and take regular showers, or dump her.

what would you have done, any similar stories???

Philsutton
09-03-05, 01:49 PM
could have been worse, she could have had a dump.

raza
09-03-05, 02:33 PM
Contact pampers see if they do adult size nappies:)

scott.parker
09-03-05, 03:22 PM
Film it,there is a markert for that sort of stuff out there..

Scott

Riggy
09-03-05, 06:42 PM
to true mate lol you could make a fortune from it :lol:

Philsutton
09-03-05, 06:44 PM
but seriously if she'd done it to me i'd wait till the next night an piss all over her, it can work both ways.

Riggy
09-03-05, 06:50 PM
lol it looks like the lad in your sig is doin just that mate :lol: :lol:

scott.parker
09-03-05, 07:06 PM
i would piss in the face of the chav slag in his sig! yeah avi it ya bitch! :lol:

epo
09-03-05, 07:29 PM
get him to film it bang it on here so i can have a wank :lol: :lol: :lol:

James B
09-03-05, 11:56 PM
lol @ epo! watersports aint my cup of tea. its gotta be gutting when your bird starts pissing everywhere lol

James

dandan
10-03-05, 02:15 AM
There was this sparky I knew, who used to get completely off his face all the time.
Apparently, one night he went back home to his g/friend, climbed into bed, snuggled up behind her and went to sleep. When he woke up in the morning he was on the floor, the bed had been stripped and his g/friend was nowhere to be seen. By all accounts in the middle of the night he started pissing all up her back!!!!!!!! :lol:

boredbloke
10-03-05, 08:50 AM
:o PMSL

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Jack
10-03-05, 09:45 AM
:o PMSL
Literally!

flowlikewater
10-03-05, 12:06 PM
i cant believe you lot!!! but you do have some good ideas!!! i dont think si is the sort of guy to film his misses having a pee!!! hes a tory so is quite up tight about alternative things!!! is pretty funny tho!!!

what would you do is she did a huge s**t on the bed? or at a restaurant?

epo
10-03-05, 04:58 PM
when ive worked away ive know lads pish the bed in the wardrobe even on the tv all through alcohol