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newboytothenova2
27-02-05, 12:31 PM
Pets, prangs and puffing can knock hundreds of pounds off the value of a car, it was revealed.

Dog and smoke damage together with the effects of accidents could wipe as much as 15% off vehicle values, research from used car company Network Q found.

Accessories installed by "Chavs" - the much-derided new tasteless, poorly-educated underclass - can also reduce a car's value.

Such "Chavtomisation", including Burberry-style seat covers, could cost a new owner up to ?2,000 to put right, said Network Q.

According to the company these are the five most common forms of "car abuse":

Reckless driving - Affects one in three used cars and can have a damaging effect on the value of the car;

Smoking damage ? Affects 20% of used cars. Non-smokers simply cannot be persuaded to purchase a car where there are traces of smoke present. Burned upholstery and discoloured interiors can cost hundreds of pounds to permanently repair.

Pets and pooches - The dog is not the best friend to one in 10 cars. Turning a car into a mobile dog basket can make it unsellable. Doggy smells, gnawed or ripped interiors and much worse driving away potential buyers and as much as ?500 to repair.

Chavtomisation - Network Q retailers estimate one in 40 cars are abused by dodgy Chav customisation from go-faster stripes, Burberry-style seat covers to a turbo engine. The addition of non-approved body kits, DIY paint and slap dash repair jobs on a car can have a significant impact costing anything from ?200 to ?2,000 to put right for a new owner.

Spills, stains and bellyaches ? Network Q estimate one in 50 cars suffer from families being carefree with food and drink. Spilt drinks, especially milk and alcohol, or dried sick can prove to be a disaster.

ANDYRACER
27-02-05, 02:07 PM
Well it doesn't really matter for nova drivers coz the ones we own that get sold on are well looked after the abused ones end up at the scrapers and the really mint ones get kept by the owner till they fall apart.

Philsutton
27-02-05, 02:21 PM
think its more looking at the new cars that chavs have got hold of, like subaru's.

To change an interior on a nova is only gonna cost about ?15 lol