THE EX MISSUS. here we go...

[wisewood]

Right...
The ex missus (ex - ex actually)sent me an email on friday telling me that her and the boyfriend had split up and asking how i was etc etc...
I ignored all the obvious i am fine how are you stuff and jumped straight in with a reply as follows...
"Let me know if you need a man whore - ver reasonable rates - 3 pints and i'm yours for the night."

The thing is, she aint nothing much to look at really - fit body though.
She is just VERY VERY VERY good in bed.
Problem is when i dumped her last time she got all messed up in the head coz she felt more for me than i did for her...
Now since she has replied to my email saying she wouldn't mind my services this weekend - what shall i do?
Go for it or leave it incase she gets all wierd again??
She is VERY good though...
I just don't know.
I spoke to a few mates and they didn't want to advise me on it... so come on lads... what would you do?
screw the wierd psycho whore or not?

[Stuart]

shag her then expect breakfast then kick her out of the house!! :D

Stuart - droll guy with great arse and suicidal tendencies but
great in bed.

(from MIG)

[Novaload Admin]

fuck her.

[marruss]

careful careful...yeh shag her...aslong as she noes there ent gonna be nothin else..maybe she just needs a shag?careful careful..check ya stars matey!lol

[tomasti]

Ah, exactly the same happened to me! And she was shit-hot in the sack! Go forit - all shapes! LOL :p


Tomasti says "Say fu<k all" ;)

[lockys_nova]

U dont look at the mantlpiece wen ur pokin the fire giv er 1

[dave.gsi]

i say slip her 1 up the hoop lmfao!

http://www.srownersclub.co.uk

[tay]

I agree with slammed.sr mate, 'oops sorry wrong hole darlin!' then just make your excuses and GET THE HELL OUTA THERE!

[Maimpreza]

yeah m8 go for it! dont miss out on wet bracket when its calling for ya! ;)

[TUBZGSXR]

yea definaltey go for it, only live once!!!!!!!!!!!

[avon_nova]

Tell the ho to bring a mate with her and fuck them both. You only live once...
She obviously wants it so it'd be rude not to :>

Will this take long officer?
Cos your wife is expecting me...

[brian.bb]

You only live once and more 2 the point Your only Young once just giv her it:D

[adam5]

sh@g her & dont ring her again.

f*ck it if she cant take a joke.

oh and wear protection, these snakes can be slimy things when their desperate!!!! or 9 months later you'll be getting a surprise

[Anonymous]

just nob da bitch

i am on the save for loads of mods

[GR]

you only live once, get in there and give er a good rootin .
not as though ur tied down is it .
If her face is that rough, just stick a brown paper bag over her crust.

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Grant@TranceAddict.Net

[Stuart]

or jizz allover her face :D

Stuart - droll guy with great arse and suicidal tendencies but
great in bed.

(from MIG)

[wisewood]

The words been there done that spring to mind - you are all being really jokey and crude about it but i have had her up the hoop - and jizzed in her face... she loves it like that.
She is what me and my mates call a propper bird - likes it up the wrong 'un, prefers it in fact, and swallows, and can cook, and earns quite a lot of money and don't get too many headaches and even when she does, sex makes them go away... haha. TOP BIRD!!!

She is gonna gimme a ring on saturday and arrange to go out somewhere... although i may suggest we just go back to her place. (my place smells a bit at the moment. lol)

[simon@novaheaven]

Fuckin get stuck in Wisewood. Fuck the psycho bitch stupid. Get one over on the snakes for a change!

Im gettin into my mates bird at the mo! i know it will end nasty but its fuckin great fun!

[Will]

take her bck to urs and get her to cook and clean for u when uve finished, it wont smell then! bonus :D

[wisewood]

good thinking Will B...
i like the sound of that...

[Stuart]

and make her sleep in the wet patch!

Stuart - droll guy with great arse and suicidal tendencies but
great in bed.

(from MIG)

[ade]

hang on hang on - TOP BIRD? no headaches, likes it every which way and you DUMPED HER? WHY?
Steak knife through the door perhaps?
Danger lurkes in a snake with a fucked up head. God knows what her minds turned into since you last visited her pink prawn palace.
I'd check oot snakes with tits site for firm reliable advice.

Or you could ignore all that, toss a coin - heads you give her one, hoop n all - tails she sucks you off and you go home a happy man. Meet on neutral ground and lock away your car for a while. Snakes with forked tongue (or forked up head) will soon take vengence! Nails show no mercy

oh now, that is interesting!

[wisewood]

Ade - i dumped her to get back with my ex.
Not quite as good in bed but a real stunner and we got on much better, you know, had things to talk about and stuff.
In the end though we broke up again coz i turned into a total arse and messed her about all the time, which i regret now but he - i am a bloke - thats my job right?

Anyway - the psycho is gonna be phoning me on saturday so e will have to just wait and see what happens wont we.

[ade]

toss the coin...toss the coin.

Ade

oh now, that is interesting!

[ade]

Treat em mean - keep em keen... however, sounds to me like you regretted bustin up with her - the fact that youre asking for advice means youre torn. Do you really wana mess her up again - you never know - second time lucky n that...

or you could toss the coin...

Ade

oh now, that is interesting!

[wisewood]

i dont regret breaking up with her - i just wanna have some damm good sex again. preferably without paying for it before anyone says anything. (although...;))

the thing i do regret is breaking up with the ex - the one i dumped psycho to get back with. I am meeting her for a drink later - but NO - i can't give her one... she wont let me. she says - and i quote... "I dont see you like that anymore".
Why not i say - you still look the same to me - tits, ass, other bits are all there too... what the hell is wrong with you ierd woman.
but anyway - she aint what this is all about is she.

[lancy]

i think you shud go for it, get it done.

HOWEVER TAKE HEED OF THIS WARNING- GET YOUR 3 PINTS IN BEFOREHAND, OR SHE MAY JUST FUCK OFF WITHOUT PAYIN

lol

:D there never gonna fit, or are they??:D

[wisewood]

oh i will get the pints before hand - dont you worry about that mate.

see the name... WISE - WOOD. hehheh.

[ade]

OK - what av u decided... gonna go for it?
Maybe - and just maybe if the ex bird (I dont see you like that one) gets wind you popped yer ex ex lass, she may, just may get jealous enough to want you back. Then again, she may get so jealous that the snakes fangs will come oot n run down the length of yer car! Couple that with the now shagged and left feeling dirty ex ex lass with brain trauma, you'd better bet a bomb shelter fer yer car as well as yer nut sack!

Good luk with this weekend what ever yer decide - n dannae drink tae much or yer wood wannae be so wise!
Ade (staying in n watchin telly coz skint!)




oh now, that is interesting!

[GR]

and you'll ger 'brewers flop' if u drink too much! :>

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REFINED IN ENGLAND.






Grant@TranceAddict.Net

[novanutmk2]

i say u try for the sane stunnah the ex might b good in in the sack but she could fuckin stab u or kidnap u or summat. u know what the psycho ones r like

[ednovasr]

Same as only got bk with one to find she has now gone the otherway was stunning now a size 12 was an 8 fuck that it's too big!but was still go in bed.
Got with a mates cousin!dont go there you mates come in far to handy!ramps at their work etc!!!