J00 P0RN BAR0N - special provisions.

[?Marty?]

Who has mobile phones with video capabilities? Contact me (by PM) if you want some content. 'Adult' content. For free. For the time being.

Download direct to your mobile from my 'secret site', or to your pc and then bluetooth it over. Marvellous.

size: 176 x 144
bitrate: approx 150k
format: 3gp (mpeg4)

Also, if you want pron, and can't be arsed waiting for hours for it to download from the net (assuming you know the where and the how), nor to pay the high prices of actually purchasing DVD's, i can supply multi-region 'back-up' DVD's for a very reasonable ?10 a pop + P&P, free P&P on orders over ?30. All previewed by me to ensure that 'nastyness is guaranteed'*.


*Definitely not female friendly pron or dodgy acting with 'plots'.

PS - LMFAO :roll:

[scott.parker]

:lol:

[epo]

mental note get video phone = free porn :lol:

[srs1]

i have loads of it at the mo.
all people who want to mad feel sick, please bring your blue toothed phone to chris's go karting session.
trust me, its sick!

[flowlikewater]

i didnt think porn was allowed on this site. or is it not porn??? just an advert.

either way. cheers for the offer. just aint got a fone. sorry.

[?Marty?]

Oh, i forgot to mention. It's home made pron, starring me and my floppy cat.

[epo]

Oh, i forgot to mention. It's home made pron, starring me and my floppy cat.

least its still got pussy in it :lol:

[?Marty?]

i didnt think porn was allowed on this site. or is it not porn??? just an advert.

either way. cheers for the offer. just aint got a fone. sorry.

Porn is not allowed on this site no. But i have not posted porn, or even provided links to porn. Thus all is well.

I am merely offering provisions for the maintencance of a healthy male hormone system. Porn is vital for this. It's like a herb, vitamin, and mineral.

Plus admin is here to delete this if i am not allowed (yes the offer to sell DVD's IS 'dodgy', i admit) to post this.