LARFING

[sickrabbit]

Not too many things make me roar with laughter theses days...cept Jethro when I,m largered or laurel and hardy.....could do with some inspiration , Imean laughing brilliant - better than any induced toxiant - and its free ...ideas please .... :cry:





dont even larf at meself nowadays.

[morrie]

Go and watch some billy connoly, he will make you laugh

[flowlikewater]

i got some comical stories you can laugh at. all of which are true.

i went out with my mates, we were in ibiza, and i pulled this semi-fit girl. got her back to my room and for a laugh during a**l s*x i shouted "take it like a man" just to see how she reacted. it was hysterical!!!! i never laughed so much in my life.

later on during the holiday i was sleeping with this weird goth style chick when she screamed out "say my name you f**king c**t" i was well suprised and ended up forgeting her name and just shouting out a random name...bryana (she looked like she was called bryana) but that came out wrong and i said brian. i felt like such an idiot!!!

last story of my recent holiday, similar to the last but instead of her saying "say my name" she said "talk to me" i was well bored at the time cuz she was poor in bed, fit but not good in bed. so when she said "talk to me"
i just said "...so...leaving tomorrow then" i got punched then she walked out. but was the funnist holiday ive ever had. was awsome!!!!!

[sickrabbit]

LOL !! Thank you - that feels better


on the subject of sex - try this new position called Bronco sex :
whilst in doggy fashion grab hold of either your partners ears or hair and call out another womans name - if you can stay on for 30 secs youre a natural cowboy !!

[hendrix]

lol ill hav to give that one a try, doubt chelle would be to happy tho :? :lol:

[boredbloke]

What about the chinese dragon.....?

Get ur lady friend to go down on you, just as shes about to swallow slap her round the head so it somes out her nose......then run cos she's gonna look and be as angry as a chinese dragon...!

[rachaelrebekah]

andy just watch out what name u shout!!

[Jack]

http://www.digitalend.com/pics/count.jpg

[SREmma]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[?Marty?]

i got some comical stories you can laugh at. all of which are true.

i went out with my mates, we were in ibiza, and i pulled this semi-fit girl. got her back to my room and for a laugh during a**l s*x i shouted "take it like a man" just to see how she reacted. it was hysterical!!!! i never laughed so much in my life.

later on during the holiday i was sleeping with this weird goth style chick when she screamed out "say my name you f**king c**t" i was well suprised and ended up forgeting her name and just shouting out a random name...bryana (she looked like she was called bryana) but that came out wrong and i said brian. i felt like such an idiot!!!

last story of my recent holiday, similar to the last but instead of her saying "say my name" she said "talk to me" i was well bored at the time cuz she was poor in bed, fit but not good in bed. so when she said "talk to me"
i just said "...so...leaving tomorrow then" i got punched then she walked out. but was the funnist holiday ive ever had. was awsome!!!!!

What is actually funny about this story, is how the perspective is all just from your point of view.

"...semi-fit..." = maybe she was the one with beer goggles doing you a favour by not being picky that night.
"...i was well bored at the time cuz she was poor in bed..." = maybe it was you being crap and she was bored? Maybe your cock is too small? Sex is only dull if BOTH people are 'crap in bed'.

Twisted reality and guys boasting. Funniest thing in the world.

I like teh constant reminders that they were ''fit'' and that you were ''bored''. yes i am suitable impressed now, being a bloke. Go you. Stud.

:roll:

[epo]

LOL !! Thank you - that feels better


on the subject of sex - try this new position called Bronco sex :
whilst in doggy fashion grab hold of either your partners ears or hair and call out another womans name - if you can stay on for 30 secs youre a natural cowboy !!

old roy chubby brown joke that :lol:

[NovaloadedAgain]

What about the chinese dragon.....?

Get ur lady friend to go down on you, just as shes about to swallow slap her round the head so it somes out her nose......then run cos she's gonna look and be as angry as a chinese dragon...!

Kyle this is very worrying, Its all starting to make sense now...When ur missus had a cold. Obviously werent snot!

[flowlikewater]

What is actually funny about this story, is how the perspective is all just from your point of view.

"...semi-fit..." = maybe she was the one with beer goggles doing you a favour by not being picky that night.
"...i was well bored at the time cuz she was poor in bed..." = maybe it was you being crap and she was bored? Maybe your cock is too small? Sex is only dull if BOTH people are 'crap in bed'.

Twisted reality and guys boasting. Funniest thing in the world.

I like teh constant reminders that they were ''fit'' and that you were ''bored''. yes i am suitable impressed now, being a bloke. Go you. Stud.


i think that yes it is funny. especially as its from my perspective.

but in the end wheather she was doing me a favour or not i found an amusing side to it. picky or not it was funny, at least for me.

if we were BOTH bored than at least i made it more fun for the BOTH of us.

it dont matter that they were fit or not. the fact that they were fit is just a bonus, so why not mention it?

any way your making me feel almost guilty. o well better get on with life.

it seems youve had a bad experience with ibiza, hence the negativity.

what happened?

[?Marty?]

I got bummed by ten chocolate faced midgets. At first i thought ''aww look at them, and their ickle baby like stance, they're so cute and ickle''. They then whipped out some great big dongers and buggered me silly till my poopenchuten was red raw.

PS - i have never been to Ibitza (whoa, we're going to eee-bits-aaaah), and nor have i been bummed.

[flowlikewater]

thats your loss really. ibiza is only fun if you like fun and from the sound of it you dont. so i wouldnt advise going!!!

[sickrabbit]

CRACKED UP EARLIER heard about this one ? " sticky belly flap cock " ?
its a game about killing flies ..( girls cannot play - as will become obvious ) in need to play you,ll need 1 jar of jam , 1 porno movie or mag , and lastly ( difficult this one ) a warm day.

how to play :

strip off , open your windows , read / watch movie till state of " solid arousel " takes full efect . Pull the old fellar down by his tip and place between thighs and close , thus holding him firmly trapped under tension . Place a dollop of jam in belly button . Continue to read / watch to keep torsion strong . Wait . As fly or wasp arrives into room , it will smell the preserve , and head straight to it . When it lands on the jam , open thighs , releasing the sprung like member , which will act like a vicius club , slapping bellywards at speed thus killing the insect dead ( or at least scaring the little fecker ) the first to five wins.

roll on summer.

[Jack]

http://jigoku.studio-zoe.com/temp/imagemacro/gaydar.jpg

[Nick]

lmao roadknight (or whatever your name is)

where do you get all those pics from !?

this thread is utterly pointless

[Riggy]

lmao roadknight (or whatever your name is)

where do you get all those pics from !?

this thread is utterly pointless

lol google by any chance :lol:

[Nick]

hmm i think he makes them himself !

[sickrabbit]

There is only one thing that is relative and has a point of positiveness at the moment .



Turbo shandies - dont you just love em ?? :twisted:






share the wealth.

[Jack]

lmao roadknight (or whatever your name is)

where do you get all those pics from !?

this thread is utterly pointless

lol google by any chance :lol:
I AM THE GOOGLE IMAGE WHORE!

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :lol:

[flowlikewater]

I AM THE GOOGLE IMAGE WHORE!

hehehe you need to get out more!

try playing connect four (sorry bout mentioning this game so much its truely addictive)

what about learning to juggle. always good for a laugh.

[Jack]

Already can juggle, but I do take great amusement from "teaching" others to, as they usually just throw all the balls up in the air at once. lol.