sickrabbit
17-02-05, 07:37 PM
helmet was over in blighty on his hols , so he decided to visit London..on arriving at kings cross he was offered the services of a buxom bint , so he accepted her invitation to her bedsit .
" I vant ze kinky sex yar ?" asked Helmet . "Dont care what you want fritz - its all ?100 " came the reply . Helmet handed her 4 springs and asked her to undress " ven ve screw you must put vun of theze springs on eizer knee , und elbow and get on zee floor ya ? also ven i,m poke you blow thiz vistle ya?"
she get on the floor wearing nothing but the springs on her elbows and knees with the whistle in her mouth .Helmet mounts her from behind and the joust begins . The tart blows the whistle ( which is really a duck call ) as Helmet gives it his best . The woman has NEVER had sex like it -orgasm after orgasm rips thru her as she bounces up and down , quacking like mad. Finally its all over and the spent woman lies back in her afterglow ..." Christ ..that was immense - are you married and wot on earth do you call that position ?" "Nein lady Helmet is a single man , but ze sex vhich ve have is good german sex its called "four sprung duck technique !!"
taxi for the rabbit - shall i get me coat ??
" I vant ze kinky sex yar ?" asked Helmet . "Dont care what you want fritz - its all ?100 " came the reply . Helmet handed her 4 springs and asked her to undress " ven ve screw you must put vun of theze springs on eizer knee , und elbow and get on zee floor ya ? also ven i,m poke you blow thiz vistle ya?"
she get on the floor wearing nothing but the springs on her elbows and knees with the whistle in her mouth .Helmet mounts her from behind and the joust begins . The tart blows the whistle ( which is really a duck call ) as Helmet gives it his best . The woman has NEVER had sex like it -orgasm after orgasm rips thru her as she bounces up and down , quacking like mad. Finally its all over and the spent woman lies back in her afterglow ..." Christ ..that was immense - are you married and wot on earth do you call that position ?" "Nein lady Helmet is a single man , but ze sex vhich ve have is good german sex its called "four sprung duck technique !!"
taxi for the rabbit - shall i get me coat ??