The Fly...

[scott.parker]

There is a fly over the river. There is a fish in the river. The fish says, "if the fly drops six inches, I'll jump and grab it." There is a bear behind a tree. The bear says, "if the fly drops six inches, the fish will jump and grab the fly and I'll catch the fish." There is a hunter on the other bank. The hunter says, "if the fly drops six inches, the fish will jump and grab the fly, the bear will come from behind the tree and catch the fish and I will shoot the bear." There is a mouse behind the hunter. The mouse says, "if the fly drops six inches, the fish will grab the fly, the bear will catch the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear and I will eat the hunter's sandwich." There is a cat in the bush behind the mouse. The cat says, "if the fly drops six inches, the fish will grab the fly, the bear will catch the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, the mouse will eat the hunter's sandwich and I will catch the mouse." The fly drops six inches. The fish jumps and grabs the fly. The bear comes from behind the tree and catches the fish. The hunter shoots the bear. The mouse eats the hunter's sandwich. The cat jumps, misses the mouse and falls into the river.
MORAL Of it is :
When a fly drops six inches, a pussy is bound to get wet!

:D
Scott

[Nick]

lmfao !

that's good...

[epo]

pmsl nice one mate

[Mike.]

lmao :lol:

[Jack]

Fly...
http://members.tripod.com/~southwor/DavidCronenberg/fly01m.jpg

[Ricks]

lol gd one mate

[Rob-16v]

lmao :lol:

[Rexy]

If a fly drops six inchs indeed...

:roll:

[burgo]

:( heard it before but still good

[sickrabbit]

Bloke goes into a newagents and asks for a packet of polos ...
" Certainly sir , which ones would you prefer - the surgar free type or the normal ones ?"
" Dont mess me about my house is on fire " the bloke replied

:?

[Rach]

:|

[burgo]

Bloke goes into a newagents and asks for a packet of polos ...
" Certainly sir , which ones would you prefer - the surgar free type or the normal ones ?"
" Dont mess me about my house is on fire " the bloke replied

:?

errrrrr yeah

[scott.parker]

Bloke goes into a newagents and asks for a packet of polos ...
" Certainly sir , which ones would you prefer - the surgar free type or the normal ones ?"
" Dont mess me about my house is on fire " the bloke replied

:?

HA HA HA,lmao..........errrrrrrrrr no :? :roll: are yon on tranks?? :|

Scott

[flowlikewater]

explain the polos??? i dont wana sound thick but thats one of the dumbest jokes ive ever heard!! is it even a joke?

[morrie]

yeah, whats polos got to do with a housefire??

[sickrabbit]

aahhhh the wisdom of the rabbit strikes ... :o



nuns live in nunneries , do monks live in monkeries ?

and never forget - you can lead a horse to water , but a pencil must be lead.

Attempt a diverse conversation on these topics whilst mullered - it makes perfect sense .

bring on the polo,s. :twisted:

[hendrix]

do you need help :twisted: lol

[Jack]

http://www.digitalend.com/pics/emptyroom.jpg

[?Marty?]

^^^ I think he's funny. Photoshop me into the room.

[Jack]

^^^ I think he's funny. Photoshop me into the room.
Certainly sir. Although as I have no visual representation of your physical being, I have had to revert to Google to provide me with the necessary image.

http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/j2_files/marty.jpg?

Quite accurate though I daresay.

[flowlikewater]

i still dont see the polo thing!!! and im geting p**sed off now! it just dont make sence!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?