Dilema. Dump or kill?

[ade]

Need some Nova-ly advice from fellow Nova addicts.
My "girlfriend" (of 6 yrs) hates my car, in fact she hates Novas full stop. "Those with Novas are Neds" she says. She owns a new style Seat Ibiza (not bad) and a horse (her hobby). My hobby is my car (well will be soon when I get the cash).
Anyway the dilema is this - the girlfriend got out of my car the other day and closed it with her arse. The door did not fully close (latched to) so she leant into it with her hip to close it and promptly dented the door along the door line! This is an absolute bastard to fix and I've been advised can't be pulled out. Its only small but very noticeable.
So my dilema is, do I -

a > Dump her for the outrage!
b > Kill the horse!
c > Do the same to her car and go oops sorry
d > All of the above

(not that I'm bitter or anything!)

Ade
(a little annoyed)


"May the seeds of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woooomaan!" (Neil - THE young ones '81)

[blondie]

just say 'so? if you dont like it then you know what to do.' Dont kill her horse but tell her you will twat her in a race.

[Damian Coull]

shag her best friend and say oops !

(as long as her best friend isn't a man or ugly)

[Ste_Nova]

lol shag her hard on the bonnet of her car and don't offer to have the dents fixed

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[walsby]

Stick a sledge hammer in her bonnet! "Ooops" :D

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[wisewood]

Don't dump her - you been together 6 years... there must be something good there... although last night i saw a couple who i aint seen for 4 years and they are bickering all the time just like they were before, so it could just go on and on and on...
on a brighter note...

You could a) get her to pay for a new door and colour coding. b) sell her horse and buy a new nova c)just forgive her and let it go, it could happen to anyone.

:D

[brian.bb]

nah i still agree with damian, just shag her best mate!!!!

[ade]

2 main mates, 1 a dog, 1 in Australia. Horse is cool althought bit me yesterday. Shes not an exhibitionist so bonnet shag not an option. Will probably forgive even if I'm made to feel guilty for ever holding the damage against her in the 1st place.

Ade
(not as bitter as before)


"May the seeds of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woooomaan!" (Neil - THE young ones '81)

[dave.gsi]

sell the horse and use the money 2 fix the door

http://www.srownersclub.co.uk

[wisewood]

slammed.sr... if you sell a horse you get a bit more than the value of a door and a mechanic to fix it...

[lockys_nova]

Dent her horse! LOL!

If it has tits or wheels it'l giv u probs!:)

[ollster]

an ex-mate of mine did this to my sri, right along the contor line just above the handle, v.annoying, so i played on that i wasnt bothered, then the next night when i was givin him a lift home i kicked him out of the car about 10 miles from his house in a very dodgy area. haha 'revenge i a dish best served cold'. Not really a solution to your problem though :D

Ollster

live fast, die young, leave good looking corpse

[ade]

I decided to forgive, but she denied ever doing it! Said it must have been another girlfriend as her arse/hip was not the same shape as the dent! Flicked her hair at me and made that humfing noise with her nose in the air!
She tried to prove the arse not fitting theory on my drivers door - said it would "balance the other one oot making it less noticeable!".
After much curling of lips and snide remarks about novas, resulting in the tv remote control being confiscated, we called it quits.

Six years...wouldn't change it for anything!

Ade
(happy again)



oh now, that it interesting!

[Rich Dale]

Thumb and under are two words that come to mind :D

[wisewood]

not under the thumb rich - much much worse that that.

The lads in love.
No saving him now.

Bottom line ade - you done the right thing.
Although i think you should get back at her in some way - even if it means winding her up a bit and "putting her on her high horse" if you pardon the pune. (pronounced punn)

Must be something you can do to irritate her just enough... how about pouring gravy over her while she sleeps or something just a silly...

[GR]

You could of just said she's got a fat arse, that sort of thing dent's girls more than anything !


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[Aj_1984_99]

What you should have don eis killed her horse then cook her a meal with it sflesh then once she has finished declare to her that is was her own horse she had just eatin. This will teach her a lesson!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahah

[adam5]

give her anal sex and rag her arse. that'll teach her. throw in a few kidney jabs too.

[ade]

ouch!

Suprised no ones suggested shagging the horse yet! (don't!)

Thanks for advice - have enough for now.

Check out S-W-T - it's superb!

Ade

oh now, that is interesting!

[simon@novaheaven]

Beat the bitch and say

"It wasnt me. must have been one of your other boyfriends cos those bruises arent the same shape as my fists"