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Anonymous
09-03-02, 05:53 PM
Today:
Picked up my new freshly sprayed doors (ironic huh) from the bodyshop-put them safely in my garage ready to fit them in the next day or two.
Washed the car and then drove into town to buy a mothers day pressie.
Looking for somewhere to park and some lad gives me the wanker sign from the side of the road.
I stop the car (wasnt gonna get out) and before the wheels have stopped turning this t@sser and his mates all run up to the car and proceed to kick the shit out of the side of it.
I get out and they then start on me, then chuck a beer bottle at my head and another at the rear windscreen (which has left a nice dent on the tailgate).Then they walk off and said 'Thatll teach ya to stop ya southern c*nt'.
Lovely.
Clearly, it being cheltenham races this week (always busy) it seems to have attracted a rather large scum element.
If they turn up in my club tonite (fair chance coz its the main busiest club in town) they will recieve a rather large beating at the hands of the door staff.

Do the police give a shit? No.
Were they bothered to walk 1 min up the road into town where they went to find them? No.
CAn they be assed to look at cctv which would have showed them ? No


Bite my shiny metal ass you f*ckers (The police AND the c*nts that did it)
This year just gets better and better for me.....

Anonymous
09-03-02, 05:58 PM
unlucky

i would have had a go at them though, i mean whats the worst that can happen?

u get fucked, so what?, if u get fucked then the police will be intrested

whats the best that can happen? u give them a hiding and feel better

unlucky freak

Micky@novaload.net

Anonymous
09-03-02, 06:04 PM
I forgot to say-there was at least 8 of the c*nts.
It is only a car and id rather have that damaged then my head kicked in
BUt that doesnt make it any better.
Ive got some pics of the damage and ill post them up this week. (rather bad)

Anonymous
09-03-02, 06:53 PM
bar stewards X-( theres alot of scum around lately, on the road,in pubs the works,dont know wots been going on but all of a sudden theres sooooooo many wasters! I aint had the unlucky happenings of that tho,mainly wannabe racers,mistaking my magnex for a tunnel and trying to get up it!-namely a FY51*** nissan micra of all things,thought it was a larf when I dabbed my brakes as he was on my arse,nudging his mate n larfing then getting closer,wasnt impressed when I decided to test my emergency stop(via 16v brakes!) then he hassled me everywhere till I shook him off,then he found me 4 hrs fapping later and tried again! lost him n went home.

autochokes suck!

Anonymous
09-03-02, 06:59 PM
but you fix for free though ;) lol
your mota dont

Im a Corporate tart :D

Anonymous
10-03-02, 09:07 PM
Sorry to hear that news, next time make sure you have a large wheel bolt remover to hand, with a sharp bit on one end...did you get any witnesses?

Anonymous
11-03-02, 09:50 AM
sorry to hear about that mate, it's people like that, that make me want to move out of Stockport, cos generally all the scallies round here are thick enough to find that sort of thing fun aswell!!!

did they come into your club that night???

Soon to have a Turbo!! but what kind?!?!??

Anonymous
11-03-02, 01:45 PM
Hindsight is a wonderful thing.
My steering lock was behind my drivers seat, but its not what i was thinking at the time.
Unfortunately they didnt come into the club.

B*astards.

Anonymous
15-03-02, 02:46 PM
You think thats bad well my friend was comming home from a night club (amadeus) him, gfriend, best mate & his bird. they happened to be drivin a Nova. Anyway a escort came tearing up there rear flashing there lights. it over took them and stopped my mate got out and started chatting and to one of the people in the car. then one of them gets out the car smack's him in the head (being pissed) he falls straight to the floor, hitting his head on the kirb (and moves his brain) he was out for nearly a week and even stopped breathing for 2 minutes!!:( then last friday the doc say's were gunna try and wake him up he's only got 50/50 chance of waking up. :O Anyway has but is still a bit funny speach, walking, strength, Etc but hopefully he should be OK

Think your self lucky there are some real ars?holes out there