rachaelrebekah
04-02-05, 10:12 PM
Yo' mama like a Big Mac -- full of fat and only worth a buck!
The only difference between your mama and a washing machine is, after you drop a load in the washing machine, it doesn't follow you around!
Yo' mama so dumb, she waited at a STOP sign until it said GO!
Yo mama's house is so small, I threw a rock in the window and hit everyone inside
Yo mama is like a brick -- she is always getting laid.
Yo' mama so dumb, she bought a solar powered flash light!
Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
How are the New York Jets defense and yo mama alike?
You give them a quarter and they'll let you score!
Things Your Mom Would Never Say to You
1. How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?
2. Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.
3. Let me smell that shirt - don't worry, it's good for another week.
4. Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day.
5. That outfit isn't sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse.
6. Why don't you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper.
7. The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here.
8. Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad.
9. Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs?
10. Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure it out if you're in trouble.
The only difference between your mama and a washing machine is, after you drop a load in the washing machine, it doesn't follow you around!
Yo' mama so dumb, she waited at a STOP sign until it said GO!
Yo mama's house is so small, I threw a rock in the window and hit everyone inside
Yo mama is like a brick -- she is always getting laid.
Yo' mama so dumb, she bought a solar powered flash light!
Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
How are the New York Jets defense and yo mama alike?
You give them a quarter and they'll let you score!
Things Your Mom Would Never Say to You
1. How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?
2. Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.
3. Let me smell that shirt - don't worry, it's good for another week.
4. Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day.
5. That outfit isn't sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse.
6. Why don't you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper.
7. The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here.
8. Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad.
9. Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs?
10. Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure it out if you're in trouble.