rachaelrebekah
04-02-05, 09:49 PM
what will postman pat be called when he retires??
Pat
why is a rock braver than a mountain??
Because its a little boulder
What did god say after he created adam??
I can do better
Whats round, white and giggles??
A tickled onion
Why did the lobster blush??
because the sea weed
How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb??
500. one to hold the bulb n 499 to turn the house round
What kind of condoms do snakes use??
Anacondoms
What does a caterpillar do on new years day??
turn over a new leaf
When is it unlucky to see a black cat?
when ur a mouse
Doctor doctor i cant stand being three feet tall any longer
then youll just have to learn to be a little patient!!
Pat
why is a rock braver than a mountain??
Because its a little boulder
What did god say after he created adam??
I can do better
Whats round, white and giggles??
A tickled onion
Why did the lobster blush??
because the sea weed
How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb??
500. one to hold the bulb n 499 to turn the house round
What kind of condoms do snakes use??
Anacondoms
What does a caterpillar do on new years day??
turn over a new leaf
When is it unlucky to see a black cat?
when ur a mouse
Doctor doctor i cant stand being three feet tall any longer
then youll just have to learn to be a little patient!!