Dod
03-02-05, 09:06 PM
I'm Irish so it has to be true.
An Irish man was going out with a woman cop, or Ban Garda as they're known as here and had just recently moved in together. He spent one Friday afternoon in the Pub getting legless drunk. Anyway, around 2.30 that morning he busts into the bedroom and wakens her, strips off and gets his lad in his hand and shouts "here Garda, breathalise this", she looks blankly at him and asks "why?" He replies "Cuz I'm gonna drive it home tonight!!"
A few days later, after the rowing had died down from the last night, he spends another day on the beer, again landing home at 2.30 full drunk, bursts in the bedroom door waking the Ban Garda, but this time he's got a duck under his arm. "This here's the pig I was telling you about." "I'm no detective love, but thats a duck" she replies. He looks angrily at her and shouts, "shut up woman, i was talking TO the duck!!"
An Irish man was going out with a woman cop, or Ban Garda as they're known as here and had just recently moved in together. He spent one Friday afternoon in the Pub getting legless drunk. Anyway, around 2.30 that morning he busts into the bedroom and wakens her, strips off and gets his lad in his hand and shouts "here Garda, breathalise this", she looks blankly at him and asks "why?" He replies "Cuz I'm gonna drive it home tonight!!"
A few days later, after the rowing had died down from the last night, he spends another day on the beer, again landing home at 2.30 full drunk, bursts in the bedroom door waking the Ban Garda, but this time he's got a duck under his arm. "This here's the pig I was telling you about." "I'm no detective love, but thats a duck" she replies. He looks angrily at her and shouts, "shut up woman, i was talking TO the duck!!"