Seen This ???

[Anonymous]

Industry News
The days of seeing poor hatchbacks driving around tarted-up like total sheds could thankfully be numbered thanks to Max Power and Haynes. The two have teamed up to produce a new series of car manuals, with easy-to-follow instructions on how to make (largely tasteful) modifications if you choose to 'Gary' your hot-hatchback.

From bodykits to suspension mods, including security and In Car Entertainment (ICE) systems, the 'definitive guide to modifying' has been written for four models initially - the Mk2 VW Golf, Peugeot 306, Vauxhall Corsa Sport and Citroen Saxo VTR. More models are likely to follow in the Autumn. Available at ?19.95 apiece, the four individual-model manuals sell alongside a general guide to modifying, and a guide to ICE, which will all be in-stores from mid-March.
:-/
Pants.

TAKEN FROM AUTO-TRADER WEBSITE.




Vauxhall Nova - Defined in Spain
REFINED IN ENGLAND.

novagrant@talk21.com

""Formally Novaheat 612""

[Anonymous]

what a pisstake!!!! basically, if people need these manuals to modify their cars, they obviously don't have any imagination!! there will be loads of cars all looking exactly the same if they catch on!!!!

2.0 16v Nova wanted! ASAP :)

[Anonymous]

some people do need em ..theres some fella near me with a horrible red sierra with a black whaletail, black (fake) bonnet vents, tiny alloys and upside down bmw grill on the front. Its so funny its a peice of crap. Then theres a micra with gold wolfrace alloys (on light blue micra) and it has a massive playboy rabbit sticker on the bonnet!!

[Anonymous]

... but they could do the nova one with a 2.0 16v idiots guide




16v Engine fitting and advice... mail me for a quote :D

[Anonymous]

its a bit too specific to make a profit though.

[Anonymous]

and also where would the fun be for you lot if every (web)muppet went round with 2l 16v novas ??

:)

Im a Corporate tart :D

[Anonymous]

lmao @ ste, think i need one of those :D!!!!

[Anonymous]

why dont u ite one ste, and publish it...
get rich quik scheme?

_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
:x You'll Nova Cruise Alone :x

[Anonymous]

One problem with this.....Magic Pooer is involved lol

They'll give advice on how to do bright lime Carltons with 3 spokes :D

And....they'll be telling Corsa owners that they need wheels with ET35 offset :O

[Anonymous]

I cud be the idiot to Ste! lol Rick

off for paint on the 25th!

[Anonymous]

LMFAO

"project thunder!!!!!!"

what about that renault 11 turbo they did? or that bmw?


ooops i used to buy max when i was 10 years old anyway..... project kicker!

no! im pissed!!!!! beer!!! ahhh



THE BOTTOM LINE IS ALL THE MAGAZINES ARE SHIT AND ARE OUT TO MAKE MONEY ITS GONNA BE A PISS TAKE

and the daventry bodyshop can fuck off they used to get their arse licked all the time


gimme my money!

Hi officer.
What?
She said she was 16!
NOT AGAIN FFS

[Anonymous]

i think its a public outcry trying to humiliate hot hatch modders!

Vauxhall Nova - Defined in Spain
REFINED IN ENGLAND.

novagrant@talk21.com

""Formally Novaheat 612""

[Anonymous]

project kicker was the greeny escort wasnt it ?

and the project thunder was the two tone yellow thing on the spokes

i can not remeber what the bmw project name was but was it the purple one you a talking about

i am on the save for a new motor

[Anonymous]

my mate won the bmw it was wide as fuck, lol rick ur right wide arch kits are so 80's

[Anonymous]

Well i think its a great idea.
loads of modded cars that look the same, all with badly fitted parts, badly fitted wheels with the wrong offset or diameter for the car...

GREAT!
makes all the proper modded cars look all the better.


the name is misleading - because i am not called wisewood.

[Anonymous]

lol@wisewood....very true!

They could chuck in free window sticker with the books saying "Modded with the help of Magic Pooer and Haynes" :D


I used to buy MAX all the time too.....I've even got the very first two issues!
It was better back then though.

I remember the BMW too with the huge wide arch kit, and chequered paint. Didn't look too bad, especially compared to thunder (The lime/yellow Carlton).

Can peeps remember the edition with where Project Thunder was in "Wheel of Death"?
The lad who won it smashed it through a shop....lol!

Anyone know what happened to the other project cars?

[Anonymous]

I got the issue with the carlton thru the shop window :)

The beemer was project XS if no one has mentioned it yet.

I am mostly gutted about losing one ov me 1st max power mags from 93 with the SR buyers guide in it. Grrrrrrr.. lol

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