Newbie here

[alankebab]

Bo everyone!

Me tought Id better intro meself to the masses!
Me name is Alan and I drive a fly Nova with da Calibra 2.0 8v dingdong!!

I take down Beemers, Scoobies & sometimes Evos!!

Peace ya'll

'A' to the 'L'

[Chris]

WOW well done.

Welcome to the site

Chris

[-Bruce-]

Erm ok, hello and welcome to Novaload.

bruce

[epo]

its Ali G :lol:

[morrie]

Thought ali g drove a Renault 5, not a nova.

[epo]

Thought ali g drove a Renault 5, not a nova.

no it was for sale at donny show a few years back

[morrie]

Oh well.

[Mike]

Hi. welcome, but i dont fink an 2.0 8v would take an Evo? only if its going the other way :lol:

[Jack]

http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/j2_files/Alig_respect.jpg

Welcome to NL :wink:

[alankebab]

Cheers for da respek bros!!

Shame da police dont giv me n e!??

Peace!!

[Jules]

Errrr, riiiiiiight! :roll:


:lol:

[morrie]

I thought my spelling was bad!!

[dan-hipgrave]

This has to be a windup surely :roll:

This thread has made me laugh after my crap day at work though :lol:

[Alex]

Yes Dingdong back at you. Indeed

[Chris]

Yes Dingdong back at you. Indeed
ROFL, I dont know why but that had me in stitches

[epo]

i recon its neil (broody) just changed a few things so we dont reconise him :lol:

[Philsutton]

i recon its neil (broody) just changed a few things so we dont reconise him
cant be, no meantion of under age girls yet

[epo]

lol give it time :lol:

[rikih]

http://www.cecimoz.co.uk/content/flash.htm

there u are he in this!

[Dar]

lol. Thats a Nova in that flash animation. :lol:

[Mel]

Yes Dingdong back at you. Indeed
ROFL, I dont know why but that had me in stitches

LOL..had me in stitches as well Chris :lol:

Welcome to the site :?

[Nick]

Yes Dingdong back at you. Indeed
ROFL, I dont know why but that had me in stitches

LOL..had me in stitches as well Chris :lol:

Welcome to the site :?

lmao, i'm finding it hard to type as i'm laughing too much lol...

Welcome to N to the V to the Mofo'ing D

[Nick]

lol. Thats a Nova in that flash animation. :lol:

looks quite nice too :-)

[alankebab]

mees glad I bring a chuckle to the novabros aiiight.

But no dissin or reminissin aiiight.

And for the record bros I dingdonged all over my mates EVO pap mobile!!

Peace.

[James B]

oh dear its gotta be chav of the day :D

epo's got a new playmate!!!

[Ste L]

And for the record bros I dingdonged all over my mates EVO pap mobile!!

you sure its only a lancer, not a lancer evo :wink:

[Jack]

And for the record bros I dingdonged all over my mates EVO pap mobile!!

:o

I can imagine that made quite a mess.

[morrie]

A pap mobile. In perth a pap is another mame for a breast. So you dingdonged over ur mates EVO boob mobile. I hope ur mates a woman!!

[James B]

I hope ur mates a woman!!

probably one of his "biatches, aye"

[morrie]

lmao!!

[alankebab]

bo yo! I don't be jizzin on no poonani man aiight!??

I is sayings me mates evo is old news bro.

Peace

[Alex]

I think you would get on with my friend, Hector. He seems to have similar interest to you. He likes playing polo in his spare time in addition to managing the local Spitfire appreciation society, where his collection of Golf V-neck jumpers are also held. Their next meeting is in March, let me know if you are interested. Maybe you and him can go and "Dingdong sum fuzz bling booyash ponanni" together, then retreat back to his country house for high tea?

[epo]

oh dear its gotta be chav of the day :D

epo's got a new playmate!!!

ill pass i think :lol:

[James B]

oh dear its gotta be chav of the day :D

epo's got a new playmate!!!

ill pass i think :lol:

dont be shy mate!!!

[Col_Mk1]

welcum this gotta be funniest topic ive seen in a while :lol: !!!!


u actual got any pics of this bling car http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/colvalva/smileys/blingdriveingsmiley.gif :?:

[novabex]

Booyacasha

Is that how you say it? haha

Hello mister G :roll:

[gizmobast1d]

ey yo check yo self b4 u wreck yoself bruvva i iz been angin out wi me wang out aye. is this guy for real dus anyone know???? and once again as sed by the g miester PEACE BRUV PEACE lol :lol:

[morrie]

Fook sake, not another one. The education system has severly lapsed since i was at school, either that its some kind of secret code.

[epo]

Fook sake, not another one. The education system has severly lapsed since i was at school, either that its some kind of secret code.

gcse chav-ism its compulsary now

[Jack]

Fook sake, not another one. The education system has severly lapsed since i was at school, either that its some kind of secret code.

gcse chav-ism its compulsary now

Epo practically wrote the course :wink: :lol:

[gizmobast1d]

*ahem* i was taking the piss mate. im not a chav. the onli thing chav about me is my burbery tracksuit :lol: jokes . honest im not chav . and alan i think u iz well batti ayeee *sound chav enough for him 2 understand*???

[epo]

Fook sake, not another one. The education system has severly lapsed since i was at school, either that its some kind of secret code.

gcse chav-ism its compulsary now

Epo practically wrote the course :wink: :lol:

yes i am also running the course at the local mc donnals should anyone whish to come and check it out
you will also recieve course work on "keeping it real" :lol: :lol:

[James B]

yes i am also running the course at the local mc donnals should anyone whish to come and check it out
you will also recieve course work on "keeping it real" :lol: :lol:

sound, consider me there. buy one get one free on burgers aswel at the moment. cant be bad

[Jack]

sound, consider me there. buy one get one free on burgers aswel at the moment. cant be bad

Big Mac = Friday 7th, Monday 10th, Thursday 13th and Sunday 16th
McChikkin Sw = Saturday 8th, Tuesday 11th and Saturday 15th
Qtr w/ Cheese = Sunday 9th (handy for MK lol), Wednesday 12th and Friday 14th

Well thats me fed for a few days then :lol:

[morrie]

Think ill give it a miss.

[epo]

the burgers can only be obtain tho one of two ways

given to you buy chatting up the pleb behind the counter or my personal favourite stolen :lol:

[alankebab]

Bo bo bo!!!

Sad times!! Mes skidded me wheels and turned me pride un joy into scrap metal poointy!!

Peace braaavs

[Alex]

and yet more proof why "kids" shouldn't get 2 litre novas :roll:

How long did you have your car? less than a month?

[raza]

lol

[NOVA_GTEUK]

Bo bo bo!!!

Sad times!! Mes skidded me wheels and turned me pride un joy into scrap metal poointy!!

Peace braaavs

Can you actually speak english or what?

And mate they aint laughing with you,theyre laughing at you :lol:

What a muppet :!:

[nova_kev]

swallow back, this be drive by FM.........to all the boys and girlz out der who be keepin it real

big up ya self 8)

[alankebab]

Thanks guys :D

I needed to kill 20 minutes at work a few weeks ago so I thought I would post a load of rubbish on here.

Enjoy your chav-sheds :lol:

[nova_kev]

sad, sad very sad :lol: :lol:

[James B]

lol what a nobber

[raza]

dont tell me u drive a metro 1 litre? and u have no life?

[Jack]

Thanks guys :D

I needed to kill 20 minutes at work a few weeks ago so I thought I would post a load of rubbish on here.
No problem - judging by the replies you've had, you've made everyone on here laugh as well :lol:
Sorry - you didn't realise they were laughing at you? Oh....


Enjoy your chav-sheds
Ahhh, this explains it. I think you got lost; this (http://www.saxosportsclub.com/) is obviously where you meant to go.

[alankebab]

Thanks guys :D

I needed to kill 20 minutes at work a few weeks ago so I thought I would post a load of rubbish on here.
No problem - judging by the replies you've had, you've made everyone on here laugh as well :lol:
Sorry - you didn't realise they were laughing at you? Oh....


Enjoy your chav-sheds
Ahhh, this explains it. I think you got lost; this (http://www.saxosportsclub.com/) is obviously where you meant to go.

Thanks. It was a lot of fun :lol:


dont tell me u drive a metro 1 litre? and u have no life?

errr nope.
I'll give you a clue by saying 'B18c6'

[James B]

Honda Integra?? pah sod that