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Marc
04-01-05, 10:31 PM
I jst wanted to know wat in everyones personal opinion turns a nova into a chav mobile?

:?: :?: :?:

jst wanted 2 know thats all cause ppl call me a chav because i like n drive a nova.

Spud
04-01-05, 10:34 PM
burbery hat
wanker lights
neons
poor modifications
driven like colin mcrae round teso's car park

Dpnova
04-01-05, 10:41 PM
THE DRIVER

epo
04-01-05, 10:43 PM
its the fact that most chavs drive a nova

i do :lol:

Jack
04-01-05, 11:36 PM
lol above all the driver.... but usually Chav cars come complete with:

Body Mods:
Silly spoiler that looks like it came flat packed from Ikea (cue epo with his spoiler pic lol)
Stickers (max power et al)
Shopping list of products down the side (none of which are on the car lol)
Unpainted ill-fitting bodykit - usually the Kingdom bumper or Delta kit lol
Complete lack of style or color co-ordination
Cheapest alloys possible (14" Fox) OR fake alloy hubcaps
Neons everywhere. Hanging off.

Engine mods
Totally standard 1.0. With 5"+ exhuast and K&N. What a beast :wink:

Philsutton
05-01-05, 11:52 AM
^^ spot on and the best place to find one is wrapped around a tree where he was showing his mates that his 1lt really can take corners at 90mph

epo
05-01-05, 12:13 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/epo_sri/red_nova_with_alloy_wing.jpg

:lol:

Jack
05-01-05, 12:20 PM
Cleared for takeoff? :lol:

Saw a clio with a spoiler just like that in local safeways petrol station the other day... thing is the wing was angled all the wrong way so it would create lift rather than downforce...

morrie
05-01-05, 12:50 PM
Those spoilers look rank on any car.

Philsutton
05-01-05, 12:54 PM
yet look perfectly at home on a small aircraft

j4myw
05-01-05, 01:00 PM
OR LOOK EVAN BETTER STAYIN WHERE THEY CAME FROM

Alex
05-01-05, 01:32 PM
Couldn't be arsed to read the above so here is my list

The driver
The 3 mates in the back look
The loud exhaust on an obvious 1.2
Ragging car around pissing people off with said exhaust
Modifying a car that is fit for the scrapyard
and so many more

The fact is that most people who drive novas ARE chavs.

morrie
05-01-05, 02:58 PM
aye, but theres a difference between nova drivers and chavs.Im certenly NOT a chav.

Nick
05-01-05, 10:22 PM
i'm not too...

but the looks you get off people driving a nova.. it's the best thing about it lol.

funny to see how people think they're taking the piss, when clearly they don't have a clue what they are talking about.

srs1
05-01-05, 10:29 PM
well i saw a chav tonight in a astra on way home from work.

mk3 astra
lexus lights
k&n stickers all over the boot
a really badly fitted exhaust
and wearing a burberry cap

plus, he had his arm out the window and staring at me in his rear view mirror

Nick
05-01-05, 10:41 PM
5 door white citroen AX
Painted Black bonnet
GT front bumper
GT front arches
No skirts
No Rear Arches
an Exhuast hanging about 2 foot from the bottom of the car.
Tinter Purple Lights
LED washer jets/undercar neons
a HUGE sunstrip
Owner wearing a tracksuit, and smoking in a petrol station.

When the attendant announced over the tannoy that he should stop smoking before he is banned from the premises, the Chav decided to shout at the tannoy lmao

he then drove off..

i drove past him on my way home as he was in the verge with the hazards on. I presume he ran out of petrol, as his petrol visit was unseccessful

mark1astramad
05-01-05, 11:21 PM
THERES A CHAV RND HERE in a corsa.
if i get chance,ill post some pics!!!!!
just so u get an idea
silver 1.2 corsa trip(me think)
epo spoiler
shoppin list on front wings
neon washers
and corsa livery up the sides(like my old escy)

looks a rite twat :lol: :lol: :lol:
will try n race every thin,in fact he beat me goin down the by-pass :oops: :oops:
then i knocked it in 2 4th an BYE BYE mother fucker BYE BYE :lol: :lol: :lol:
I MISS MY CALIBRA :(

Matt Nova
06-01-05, 12:13 AM
i got called a chav in mine :cry: and i was only sat at the traffic lights minding my own business

and theres no sign of neon on my car


I do have a sunstrip though :lol:

?Marty?
06-01-05, 12:50 PM
I own the ultimate chav chariot.