View Full Version : What?s the biggest crazy thing you have done???
After your?s i tell mine :lol: :lol: :lol:
got run over. :D when i was 8 tho and i wasnt in a sucide mission.
kinda both ppls fault but i came away with comp
General Baxter
04-01-05, 02:38 PM
i shot myself :lol:
cleaning a loaded gun, bang into my foot :roll:
i got bit by a sheep on the leg,
a rabbit bit my nob I WIN :(
Philsutton
04-01-05, 03:40 PM
what was a rabbit doing your nob in the first place?
dan_mk1
04-01-05, 03:44 PM
Sexual Favours?
The biggest crazy thing to me was about 2 weeks ago.
I was in love with a girl called laranjinha, and I wanted to give her a very special gift to show how much I love her. So I went to her school at the night time and I have draw a big dog in the wall (is illegal) saying: love you laranjinha. Took me a hour and a half to do it because was with a brush.
The problem was the security man saw, shit happens, the guy call the police and I run away after I have finish the complete draw. Nice lol
Here is the picture of the drawing the quality of the picture is not very good because it was with my mobile in the night time.
http://img45.exs.cx/img45/1367/imagem3592sx.jpg
:lol:
How big is the picture?
School? How old is she then?
She is 18 almost 19.
The pic is big about 1,60mt height and 1mt large.
I fell of a skateramp last year and got a black arm. The whole thing was black. and 3 times the size.
General Baxter
04-01-05, 04:37 PM
what was a rabbit doing your nob in the first place?
it was on my lap!, i was about to cut its head off! bloody got away from me and bit my pecker :evil:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Probably mountain biking shit. Was flying along heading fo a nice dropoff, I thought I was about 10 foot over to the left from where I was, hammered at the drop off and by the time the landing was in sight I saw the pathway over to the left and directly in front of me was a load of boulders and brambles. Couldn't stop, tried to do a massive jump over the danger but landed in the boulders/brambles and broke my forks :o
Shit happens :lol:
Oh no hold on, me and a mate put ourselves in hospital when we tried to 'surf' down some stairs on an ironing board at a party and it got caught on the carpet and opened up halfway down.
Woot.
i very nearly performed open heart surgery on myself with a grinder.
i set fire to CP's barn (total heart in mouth moment)
umm thats about it for mega stupid stuff.
oh and clutch you said "was in love" your not anymore?
bmx stunt gone wrong, went of a ramp at the wrong angle, wrecked my bike and nearly my knee cap
mountain biking, overshot a double, lost control, hit a tree, literally snapped my wrist and broke my ribs/punctured my lung.
that hurt.
very artistic Clutch :)
erm crashin me nova into a post side ways n not sure if i smashed me head into the driver side window tho,cause the glass went fairly far in the opposite direction lol
but if u mean on perpurse wud hav 2 be head buttin doors lol solid 1's wen im angry lol
Straight over the handlebars downhill mountasin biking, or doing a bmx boubles i fell off and bounced of the otherside of the jump and must of made about 8ft in the air sideways :lol:
i very nearly performed open heart surgery on myself with a grinder.
i set fire to CP's barn (total heart in mouth moment)
umm thats about it for mega stupid stuff.
oh and clutch you said "was in love" your not anymore?
I?m very in love, i love that girl :wink:
letting go of the ropeswing as it got to the top of its arc, i fell for ages and shattered my hand wrist and arm, that hurt a bit or the most recent one was when i forogt where i was and what i was oding and randomly pulled the handbrake on whilst driving
i was aquiring some wheels but one was corroded on so i was tugging the top of it with both hands and the car fell traping both my hands lol, managed to squeeze one hand out and repositioned the jack and jacked it up again. still didnt get the wheels though.
i was having a kinda party at my house as i did every weekend and i was lying on me bed as me mate went to open the window to have a fag, the wind caught it and ripped it off its hinged lol, the window fell and managed to smash the downstairs window aswell lol.
I am so surprised no one has asked for pics of this girl.....lol
boredbloke
05-01-05, 01:15 PM
sex behind a public restaurant. :D
DrivingSpanner
05-01-05, 01:36 PM
i'll tell you what crazy stuff i've done after tonight when i do it!!!!
BURGO, why were you on your bed when your mate ( im guessing male) was in your room, must have looked well dodgy when everyone came running in to see what happened and you were naked!!!!!
?Marty?
05-01-05, 04:33 PM
I killed a man with some chopsticks.
when i was young i was real into skating so i made a wax block by melting a candles into a tin can, when it set i tried to tear the can open with a pair of pliers and my hand..........
nearly cut my thumb off and have a nice scar that has nurves in it so is allways tender to touch, and i lost the feeling in half of my thumb.
other than that probably when i was doing a set of doubles on the maountain bike hitting the lip of the down slope, and landing with the handlebars in my groin. could not walk for 2 weeks :oops:
?Marty?
05-01-05, 04:59 PM
Like cambridge, i too set a barn on fire. Except it was not with welding, it was by lighting a fire using matches, when i was 6 years old.
It all started 'going wrong' from the day i started pouring things onto ants and setting them on fire, throwing paint bombs at cats......
I can't even remember all the 'mad' things i've done, there are so many. A lot of them are also things i can't mention due to incriminating myself.
I was 'a rebel without a cause'. lol
The maddest things that someone i know has done, is a guy killed another guys dad with an axe and is now in prison!! They were both childhood friends.
i'll tell you what crazy stuff i've done after tonight when i do it!!!!
BURGO, why were you on your bed when your mate ( im guessing male) was in your room, must have looked well dodgy when everyone came running in to see what happened and you were naked!!!!! no i was not naked and everyone else was already up there 3 males and 6 females :) i like those odds
smithy87
05-01-05, 10:51 PM
13 years old on a 125cc bike racing around my cousins field. Came to a bend and instead of releasing the throttle and breaking, I broke but didnt release the throttle (dont know why?) so I panicked. As it started to over-rev, released the brake, lost the back-end round the bend and ended up facing skyward in a ditch. Twat.
I cut up all my exposed flesh really bad and broke 3 fingers.
More recently, and off the subject a bit, I've had a 12" peice of surgical steel removed from my ribcage.............*suspense*...........
No, really, I have.........
I was born with 'pectus excavatum' (look it up). Its a bone defect that effects the sturnum and basically means your chest grows 'inwards'. It informally known as 'Pigeon Chest'.
Anyway, all sorted now due to all my ribs being broken, my breastbone being quartered and my entire upper-body bone structure being 'rebuilt'.
While all that was healing I had the 12" bar holding all together, which has recently been removed.
All good now 8)
Matt Nova
06-01-05, 12:20 AM
erm
choosing to have no hair in winter?
speed freak j
07-01-05, 10:25 AM
erm mine has to be this
http://www.cheesey-animations.co.uk/Jade/Index.htm
my ex put pictures up of me on the net while were were together but then we broke up so i ended up putting a site up coz every one had seen them ne way.
LINK CONTAINS NUDITY (do not look if offended)
Matt Nova
07-01-05, 01:02 PM
some nice erm information there 8)
NickWalliams
07-01-05, 01:32 PM
Nice :D
boredbloke
07-01-05, 01:52 PM
:o :o
I think jade wins......
I would care about putting myself on the net nude but i definately wouldn't tell anyone I actually chat to about it!!!
Hey jade not bad!
novabex
07-01-05, 02:05 PM
lots of mad things haha
a mate of mine sent some pics of me to the max power competition to be in the final at max live 2004
i got in the finals, had free tickets and everything.... but i was to shy to go :cry:
also i got caught doing IT once and one of the lads mates came and found us took pictures and they ended up on the net.... you couldnt see anythign like, you could just tell what we were doing.... i was fully clothed as the event took place while street racing... last summer... i have grown up a bit since then :oops: :oops: :lol:
Col_Mk1
07-01-05, 02:10 PM
erm mine has to be this
http://www.cheesey-animations.co.uk/Jade/Index.htm
my ex put pictures up of me on the net while were were together but then we broke up so i ended up putting a site up coz every one had seen them ne way.
LINK CONTAINS NUDITY (do not look if offended) any more? :P
DrivingSpanner
07-01-05, 02:39 PM
parkour
?Marty?
07-01-05, 03:42 PM
^^^ been doing it since i was 6 years old, it's nothing new. Infact, monkeys have been doing it for millions of years. The recent 'fuss' is with people trying to make money out of not having jobs. Pikeys. lol
I prefer mountain biking to be honest, it's much more adrenalin filled.
erm mine has to be this
http://www.cheesey-animations.co.uk/Jade/Index.htm
my ex put pictures up of me on the net while were were together but then we broke up so i ended up putting a site up coz every one had seen them ne way.
LINK CONTAINS NUDITY (do not look if offended) any more? :P
pmsl :lol: :lol:
Just had a poo... Thats pretty mad!!!! Waoooo
Matt Nova
07-01-05, 05:51 PM
Just had a poo... Thats pretty mad!!!! Waoooo
well done
Snowface
07-01-05, 06:53 PM
lots of mad things haha
a mate of mine sent some pics of me to the max power competition to be in the final at max live 2004
i got in the finals, had free tickets and everything.... but i was to shy to go :cry:
:lol:
well done, perhaps if you post your pic up we can continue the competition. only joking. :wink:
maddest thing i did was accidently broke the glass on a fire alarm box by poking it with my finger. Didn't think it would break as easily as it did.
I was in year 7 at school and got suspended for a couple days, aparrently there were peeps sitting exams at the time and i got a right roasting off the head-master.
Ste_Nova
07-01-05, 07:08 PM
breaking into an active mental hospital at night and getting caught :o
:o
Don't most ppl spend their time trying to get OUT of them?? Why were u trying to get in?!?!
errm let me see - i'm an incy bit older than most of you so had more time for more "life "adventures.....
- stuck a garden fork clean through my mums heel and then tugged it out again (i was nine she told me to leave home so i did! haha)
- my first time out with a gun with my dad, shot my mum by accident with a four ten ( i was eleven and my dad told me if i ever did it again he'd shoot me!)
- went out rabbit shootin at night with my mum and dad in the Lotus cortina round the stubble fields. Me and my dad stood in the boot with the lid tied up ready to shoot and my mum "drove". We saw some rabbits and my mum stopped which threw us off balance forward - my dad said go on so she dropped the clutch sharpish setting off and i shot back fell out the boot and was dragged about twenty yards on my back with my legs still hooked over the boot lip.
- got shot by a bloke with a 12 bore shot gun out on an organised rabbbit shoot - had to go to hospital to have the pellets taken out of my leg - i was fifteen
- went duck shooting to the Wash - we left my place at 2 in the morning to get there ready for the first light flighting and saw loads of rabbits on the road side on the way so we loaded up and drove along shootin rabbits
- drilled out an un exploded 4" HE Motar i found on the ex rifle range on the farm. Used a power washer to get the wax explosive out. Could have been messy :o
- my bro made a bomb using a flash bulb as a detonator and a diesel/ ammonium nitrate charge IRA stylee. Slightly underestimated the result - smashed open some concrete bunkers and rattled all the windows in the nearby village. He was lucky to get away with only temporary deafness and buggered off. Police came complete with army bomb squad. I was taken in for questioning. Made the local news. It was a fit up guv!
- dropped a can of easy start in the top of a diesel burning space heater called a salamander. It blew it up and set fire to the workshop ( again!)
- out stubble burning lighting the fires by towing a burning tyre behind an escort van - wind changed and we got encircled. Had to drive balls out through the flames which were about ten feet tall
...... the list goes on. I'm a bit more careful now. I have used up most of my nine lives! :o .
^^^^^ Ha ha ha!!!
Mine would be my first car crash.. closed the road off for 2 hours and my insurance company ended up ?45k worse off.. lol
Apart from that I was pretty crazy to shag a (few) fat birds..
err can't really think about much else to be honest lol
hendrix
07-01-05, 10:12 PM
CP thats pretty damn crazy.
I cant really think of anything stupid but I did have a habit of waking up naked in the bathroom after some heavy nights out. worst bit... getting woke up by ya mum :evil:
jkhilton
07-01-05, 10:42 PM
I was towing a mate behind my old beige nova, he was on a skateboard. I looked in the rear view mirror and he had disappeared, so I thought I would stop, the next thing I knew he came flying through the back window and into the rear seat!!! his face was all cut up and need some stiches, but we had alaugh aboutit afterwards(although he couldn't really laugh cos of the cuts to the sides of his mouth!!!)
speed freak j
07-01-05, 10:50 PM
I was towing a mate behind my old beige nova, he was on a skateboard. I looked in the rear view mirror and he had disappeared, so I thought I would stop, the next thing I knew he came flying through the back window and into the rear seat!!! his face was all cut up and need some stiches, but we had alaugh aboutit afterwards(although he couldn't really laugh cos of the cuts to the sides of his mouth!!!)
ouch!
Ste_Nova
07-01-05, 11:22 PM
:o
Don't most ppl spend their time trying to get OUT of them?? Why were u trying to get in?!?!
to take pics in the closed sections :lol:
like this!! on the 3rd floor... with no floor (hence everyone walking in a line on the beams)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/Ste_Nova/whittingham/P1020014s.jpg
Matt Nova
07-01-05, 11:31 PM
- my bro made a bomb using a flash bulb as a detonator and a diesel/ ammonium nitrate charge IRA stylee. Slightly underestimated the result - smashed open some concrete bunkers and rattled all the windows in the nearby village. He was lucky to get away with only temporary deafness and buggered off. Police came complete with army bomb squad. I was taken in for questioning. Made the local news. It was a fit up guv!
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pmsl
errm let me see - i'm an incy bit older than most of you so had more time for more "life "adventures.....
- stuck a garden fork clean through my mums heel and then tugged it out again (i was nine she told me to leave home so i did! haha)
- my first time out with a gun with my dad, shot my mum by accident with a four ten ( i was eleven and my dad told me if i ever did it again he'd shoot me!)
- went out rabbit shootin at night with my mum and dad in the Lotus cortina round the stubble fields. Me and my dad stood in the boot with the lid tied up ready to shoot and my mum "drove". We saw some rabbits and my mum stopped which threw us off balance forward - my dad said go on so she dropped the clutch sharpish setting off and i shot back fell out the boot and was dragged about twenty yards on my back with my legs still hooked over the boot lip.
- got shot by a bloke with a 12 bore shot gun out on an organised rabbbit shoot - had to go to hospital to have the pellets taken out of my leg - i was fifteen
- went duck shooting to the Wash - we left my place at 2 in the morning to get there ready for the first light flighting and saw loads of rabbits on the road side on the way so we loaded up and drove along shootin rabbits
- drilled out an un exploded 4" HE Motar i found on the ex rifle range on the farm. Used a power washer to get the wax explosive out. Could have been messy :o
- my bro made a bomb using a flash bulb as a detonator and a diesel/ ammonium nitrate charge IRA stylee. Slightly underestimated the result - smashed open some concrete bunkers and rattled all the windows in the nearby village. He was lucky to get away with only temporary deafness and buggered off. Police came complete with army bomb squad. I was taken in for questioning. Made the local news. It was a fit up guv!
- dropped a can of easy start in the top of a diesel burning space heater called a salamander. It blew it up and set fire to the workshop ( again!)
- out stubble burning lighting the fires by towing a burning tyre behind an escort van - wind changed and we got encircled. Had to drive balls out through the flames which were about ten feet tall
...... the list goes on. I'm a bit more careful now. I have used up most of my nine lives! :o .
christ an i thought i was dodgy :lol: :lol:
i also got into a mental institute called cliveden manour got caught place was soo weird no lights 1am !!
other than that when i was 6 got my fingers caught in my cranks of my bmx while it was upside down, spinning the pedals as fast as i could next thing my finger had gone!!!!!
launch off a 10ft ramp onto a grind bar restin on the roof of an old escort van! missed van and went throught a shop window! :cry: very painful indeed but escaped with no scars but thousands on bruises!
balacend me old trials bike ontop of a 4ft fence post, resting on the back wheel. the plan was to hop of it onto the ground, went to "hop" and the bike moved and i didnt, i landed ontop of this post on my ballocks!
front flipped off a 70 odd foot drop into a lake, that was fun but very cold
got hit by a chavalier doin 50ish mph on my bmx and survived!
took my bmx down a proper downhill mountian bike course, took a jump and ko'd 3 spectators and myself.
raced a fully striped out T5 of the lights, then got pulled for 75mph in a 60. it was ONLY and undercover plod!
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