pissin when drunk/stonnedetc!!

[Anonymous]

i it just me or when im mashed or wrecked is it manditory to piss all ova the bog rim?. i cant help it sum times it ends up even on the carpet!.ive also managed 2 lag all down my leg when my m8 said "this urinal is takin the piss"! i realy wanted 2know weather n e 1 else has this bizare prob!
but then agiain spose its like tryin 2control an elephant!;)

who needs sterio when ur engine can play the tunes!:D

[Anonymous]

so were u sharing the urinal with your mate at the time??

no wonder u pissed all over

your right u do have a bizzare problem, your suposed to take turns 1 at a time

Micky@novaload.net

[Anonymous]

lol!


2.0 8v or 2.0 16v... Help!!!

[Anonymous]

How do you control an elephant? :-/

Vauxhall Nova - Defined in Spain
REFINED IN ENGLAND.

novagrant@talk21.com

""Formally Novaheat 612""

[Anonymous]

It's the V-plates hanging on his dick, they get in the way!!
don't worry dan, one day you'll find a girl who's blind drunk enough..
or maybe just blind!!

[Anonymous]

or may be thats just u! or duz it count if u lose it 2 a man!!

[Anonymous]

n hey whos the 1 that haznt had a bird for 8months! not me!! but hey with a face like.........!! joke m8!
at least i can get it up unlike our blue nova friend!! 3rd time lucky.....may b not!!

[Anonymous]

... dan, just cause i split with my girl in the summer doesn't mean i haven't had any girls since then.
Anyway, i didn't think you ever got stoned.. you said you don't like it.

[Anonymous]

u know i dont drink n take pills n smoke like u ne way so there!:D
so u up 4 town friday? want me 2 get the pills?!!