Anyone from the Oxfordshire area

[Matt2107]

Just wondering if anyone lives in driving distance of Oxford?

[burgo]

surely everyone lives in driving distance of oxford

[Dpnova]

thats a good point luke. i am confused.

[Matt2107]

You know what I meant....

I was in Burger King the other day Burgo and I saw an Alfa and immediately thought of you while chomping down on my XL bacon double cheese burger.

Turned out the bloke had some pansy piece of cr*p and thought he was the nuts.

[Dpnova]

sounds like burgo :lol:

[dan_mk1]

You thought of burgo while chomping on meat!? fag!

[burgo]

ooo were get this nobber

i tell you what you can call my car crap if you can find another one

[Dpnova]

Oh my god the gayness in the room

[Matt2107]

Clover leaf is a beast mate....... dont think i've ever seen one...... EVER

[Matt2107]

must have been the cheese that made me think of burgo???

[Dpnova]

cheese stuck in your teeth

[burgo]

Clover leaf is a beast mate....... dont think i've ever seen one...... EVER lol if only you knew

[?Marty?]

Yes, you are all gayers. And i will bum you all into 2005.

PS - i live in Oxford. This may or may not be actually true. But i live there.

[Dpnova]

Forced love into 2005 - Thanks marty

[Matt2107]

Marty.... i think it is false..... i do not think you live in oxford as I have never seen you at burger king.

[dan_mk1]

Marty is a vegan.

[Dpnova]

marty is a full time rent boy and doesnt get time to eat..

[?Marty?]

That's because i am the tinfoil hatted hobo, standing on the bucket outside and dancing like a robot.

Got some change!?

[Matt2107]

do you have a children in Oxford?

[?Marty?]

I have many children, that have been fermented by the sun, from my cum splatterings on various walls.

[Dpnova]

lmao, i have about a million possible children on the underside of my bed sheet