Getting Rich

[?Marty?]

In 2005 i am going to 'get rich'. That is the plan.

I have decided that i will try this....

- enrol at a knitting class in college
- start knitting 'crazy' jumpers
- sell these 'crazy' jumpers to fashion wannabees for hundreds of pounds
- thus a fashion label will be born
- subcontract the 'label' ('Jeff' lol) out so that i no longer have to knit anything, but i obtain revenue from others designing things and using my 'Jeff' name to sell them.

Simple.

Plus knitting will relax me, and 'calm down' will no longer be a requirement. I will probably live longer too.

Foolproof.

[5_door owner]

"jeff" :lol:

i think you'll need a managing direct you in order to tell you what to do, (this can be me) then we will need a tea boy (this can be burgo or one of your "joo boy's") then we need a factory to work from (i sugest broodys salooon of dooom)

the details can be arranged at a later date

and we can pay burgo and broody in ass hamsters that you will provide, be it for pleasure or business :+:

[Fester]

I'm going to get rich by buying corporate debt and then selling it before I have to pay for it originally; needs no capital :lol:

Need the Enron spec acountants to make it work though.

[?Marty?]

I will publish a 'How to Get Mega Rich' book. Inside it, it will tell you to get rich by publishing a 'how to get rich book'. People buying the book will make me rich, and thus in return provide me extra credibility to sell more copies of the book.

[Nick]

you may laugh marty

but i bet that idea, would probably work !

anyone would buy anything, especially crazy jumpers made by "jeff".. knitware is in !

and theres allways future scope, you can change the name to "ciff" in 5 years time !

bargain

[Alex]

I will set up my own company and make money through internal sales, between divisions. I will be able to undercut all competition, and therefore get more sales, and all purchases will be cheaper. There will also be no final product to the public so expensive marketing campaigns will not be needed.

I will make all my riches through internal sales.

[?Marty?]

Right, who wants to buy a 'Jeff' jumper?













I am infact NOT joking about the aforementioned idea, and AM going to infact do it. It WILL make money. Two of my friends already said tonight that they'd buy one each!! lol

[wisewood]

I want a Jeff jumper - but a discount one... one of your first attempts will do.

[?Marty?]

Excellent....

This idea is also now my intellectual property. Anyone infringing my intellectual property rights will have their eyes removed with knitting needles. Fear me. lol

[wisewood]

anyone having actually encounterred marty in a darkened room will know that the prospect of him with vengeance on his mind, and a pair of knitting needles in his hands would be a fearsome prospect indeed.

[Riggy]

is there any chance of novaload "jeff" jumpers :lol:

[morrie]

theres a book like that out. Get mega rich fast by Robin Banks. top auther that bloke.

[?Marty?]

I got this from Santa:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1400063272.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg



Obviously it won't tell 'you' how to get rich, but it will tell you how rich Donald Trump is, and be full of boasts of what he does. i.e Golf with the president and etc.

Marvellous.

Also:

The meek will NOT inherit the earth.

[Fester]

These books are bullshit. If they genuinely wanted to tell you how to get rich they'd publish lists of stocks/assets that they're buying and selling in real time :lol:

I nearly bought some 'how to make it in property' books off Amazon last night then sacked. Although I might buy them tonight :?