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rachaelrebekah
28-12-04, 10:37 PM
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.

Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave

Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.

Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
A: Two brunettes.

Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.

Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.

Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.

Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.

Q:Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A: She kept having affairs with men!

burgo
28-12-04, 10:51 PM
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.


Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."


:wink:

rachaelrebekah
28-12-04, 10:53 PM
hint taken!!

i took em off an email so spelling isnt mine even tho i am blonde!!

burgo
28-12-04, 10:54 PM
ill beleave you, most wouldn't though

rachaelrebekah
28-12-04, 10:55 PM
as if im not that stupid!!!

you dont believe me!!

wisewood
28-12-04, 11:14 PM
you cant pick on a spelling mistake and then spell believe wrong burgo :lol:

rachaelrebekah
28-12-04, 11:15 PM
i didnt spot that cheers mate!!

burgo
28-12-04, 11:39 PM
you cant pick on a spelling mistake and then spell believe wrong burgo :lol: i can im stupid

Nick
29-12-04, 12:03 AM
i was gonna say "all those blonde jokes, a bit harsh"...

but your blonde, so wot the hell, wehay ! good jokes !

?Marty?
29-12-04, 11:42 AM
God, i love blondes.



















And brunetes. And gingers.....

Philsutton
29-12-04, 03:55 PM
harsh but true

morrie
29-12-04, 03:57 PM
even baldies

?Marty?
29-12-04, 04:24 PM
Anything that's FEmale. And a mammal. lol

?Marty?
29-12-04, 04:25 PM
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.

Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.


I'm horny now. lol

novabex
29-12-04, 04:47 PM
im not blonde anymore

so i dont care :P

Snowface
07-01-05, 10:25 PM
you cant pick on a spelling mistake and then spell believe wrong burgo :lol:

lmao.

Novadex
11-01-05, 10:26 PM
2 Blonds On 2 sides of a lake. First blond says "How do you get to the other side?" the 2nd replys "You are on the other side!"

Best Blond Joke ever!!!!! Nova me up! 8)

?Marty?
12-01-05, 07:40 PM
What do BlondE(look, there is an Eeee following the Deee, Just before the Esssss)s use for protection during sex?

A bus shelter.


w00t. I win.

PS - Roses are red, cabbage is green, give me a quid for the johnny machine (or open the legs and i'll fill you with cream).