well she IS legal now...

[Anonymous]

My little sister (no longer so little) has this best good friendwho fancies me, as they do...
I remember her being really young and sitting on mi knee and stuff, known her ages...
But now she is 16, and not half bad... what do i do...

To knob, or not to knob... that is the question....



The name is misleading - I am not wise, or wooden.

[Anonymous]

Any port in a storm!
go for it!

[Anonymous]

Give er the pork sword u know u wanna

Twitchin like a pigs eye!

[Anonymous]

She is worthy of me...
So...
maybe i will...



The name is misleading - I am not wise, or wooden.

[Anonymous]

lol like u need to ask!!!

get a pic posted

p.s. why was she sitting on ur knee? did u enjoy it?

16v Nova - Toolkit, Trouble, Points and great expence all come as standard :)

2.0 16v back soon :D

Driver required to take car to VBOA/TRAX apply at ste@novaload.net

[Anonymous]

i aint got no pics of her unfortunately... think my sister has some though... see if i can pinch one to scan in...
She was sitting on my knee coz err... i asked her to... no, she just sat on my knee, dont know why...
and no ste, i didn't enjoy it;)... honest.



The name is misleading - I am not wise, or wooden.

[Anonymous]

if shes old enough to bleed shes old enough to butcher! And plus its not even against the law!! How old are you n e way?

[Anonymous]

22 on the 14th...
so its not like i'm old enough to be her dad or owt like that...



The name is misleading - I am not wise, or wooden.

[Anonymous]

erm, yes u r! lol

your probably her godfather or summit! lmao

Ged@RoyBacer.co.uk

Another special '1.2' coming soon ;)

[Anonymous]

you always have to make it more seedy than it really is dont you ged boy...:D
if thats possible when talking about poking your sisters best mate who is "very" only just legal...



The name is misleading - I am not wise, or wooden.

[Anonymous]

shag the bitch.

[Anonymous]

My sister was 16 in octobor... and she is older than her mate... so her mate must have been 16 in like, november or december... which is nice...
Pretty big boobies too... not too short either from what i remember last time i saw her... I will have to get some pics posted on here... maybe hide video camera in bedroom and post "edited" footage...
Edited obviously to discuise me... dont want any of you lot gorping at me tackle...



The name is misleading - I am not wise, or wooden.

[Anonymous]

cock choke her!

[Anonymous]

bone it wisey!!!!!!
"like a new finely tuned engine......RUN HER IN..BREAK IT IN....also like a new pair of treads break her in!!!
u lucky **** u get to shag a 16yr old!!

:D

"Saxo?, i'd rather walk!"

:D

[Anonymous]

best about it is my mate was giving a 16yr old one a while back on a regular basis and i took the piss... but at least she wasnt still at school... she was at the other oend of 16...
he will proper rip it out of me when he finds out...




The name is misleading - I am not wise, or wooden.

[Anonymous]

OR you could be sensible and stay away?

[Anonymous]

my ex was a 16 year old schoolie... highly recomended!

[Anonymous]

fuck it mate post some pics of ur sis instead!!

lol ur 22 i'm 25 u should have seen what i got up to 2 years ago :D

16v Nova - Toolkit, Trouble, Points and great expence all come as standard :)

2.0 16v back soon :D

Driver required to take car to VBOA/TRAX apply at ste@novaload.net

[Anonymous]

but ste you olny got out of the nick 2 years ago for that 12year old nun girls thingy

[Anonymous]

lol 16 is far too old for u ste, why u want these pics?

[Anonymous]

me ex missus: http://www.roybacer.co.uk/nightout/ged5.jpg

she had only turned 17 when i met her, only been fcuked by a young lad who didn't have a clue...pump pump squirt kinda thing...missionary only etc

then she met me and i opened her eyes to sex in dangerous places, fcukin 24/7 everytime we met lol ;) train them when they are young and you can have em gasping for it...wisewood, poke her u muppet...lol

Ged@RoyBacer.co.uk

Another special '1.2' coming soon ;)

[Anonymous]

thats nice Ged, im sure we all wanted to know that

[Anonymous]

Do it,if the roof is thatched time to move in!! my birds 16 she wants it any time any where,fooking great. :D

[Anonymous]

Sick...

[Anonymous]

nice bird ged!!
that pic of u then ya penut??

lol

I ilike cake!!!
:D

"Saxo?, i'd rather walk!"

:D

[Anonymous]

Wisewood..............I leave Novaload for 3 months and this is what you get up to!!!!!!!

My Corsa is coming along nicely, 17's, 60mm G-Max Suspension Kit, 256mm Brake Conversion, Transplanted the sounds from the now dead 16v Nova!

All I need to do now is lose the 1.5 Diesel Engine.

Mail you some pics soon matey, take care..........back to www.corsasport.co.uk

PS. What Happened to my old SR???

[Anonymous]

Lads you dont have to tell me what 16/17 year old are like... i nobbed a couple before but i was a little younger then, about 18/19... It seems a little more seedy now... but i think i will give her a once over - i see it as my duty.
And ste... i will post a pic of my sis as soon as i can find some pics.

Pikachu mate - hows it going? long time no see n all that...
The sr is still round the back... still waiting for me to fix it... lol.
Getting it done next week though... then i am gonna tart it up a bit, will send you some pics of it in a couple of weeks.

What happened to your valver then?why is it dead?



The name is misleading - I am not wise, or wooden.

[Anonymous]

u know u wanted to know breeny.

truffle shuffle material for later...lmao

Ged@RoyBacer.co.uk

Another special '1.2' coming soon ;)

[Anonymous]

Well it's obvious i am gonna give her one., or three...
I had decided that before I ever posted this... just wanted to see how many of you lot would do the same really... and it has to be said i can say nearly all of you... nice one!!! Except you Breeny, you big sensible bugger you :D

Only thing that bothers me is her being my sisters best mate... so my sister will probably find out all the gory details... but nevermind... worry about that later when my sister starts looking at me in a disgusted, oh you monster how could you sort of way.




The name is misleading - I am not wise, or wooden.

[Anonymous]

lmao

maybe your not wise, but by the sounds of this wooden may not be far wrong!!!

lmao

:D there never gonna fit, or are they??:D

[Anonymous]

hahaha - lmfao
:D:D

not too far off...



The name is misleading - I am not wise, or wooden.

[Anonymous]

lol...I've not been on the net for a couple of days then find this :O

You dirty bugger ;)

Has she got a sister or has your Sister got any more mates?

About the SR......I didn't realise Wisewood bought it off of you Pikachu.....when he Andy says he's getting it fixed next week, he means I'm going round to do it for him ;)

You should be able to tell me......what's up with the water pump? and did the cam belt snap whilst the engine was running....i.e. did the top end of the engine suffer any damage?
I'm doing it for Andy, so want to make sure we don't get any nasty surprises!

[Anonymous]

you'd be better off emailing him rich... hedont come on here too often anymore. you know him then?
Better still, it would be quicker to phone him... still got his number somewhere.

And rich, why dont you just ask if you can bone my sister instead of beating around the bush asking if she has mates with sisters etc. silly man. :D



The name is misleading - I am not wise, or wooden.

[Anonymous]

I dont come here often because I own a Corsa now!!!!!

Still have love for all your Nova's though!!!

Cam belt Snapped at about 3mph while pulling off my drive!!!!! Water Pump Was leakng, thus snapping cambelt!!!!!

As for the Valver.......its gone to see Mr.Colin Smith! Ask him how its getting on!

He has probably Scrapped it.....complete with that Monstrous centre exit exhaust!!!!

Wisewood........When you letting me out to play in your backyard then? I feel the need for a Northern Lass!! Ha Ha

Post me a reply, give me something to read!!